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05/09/2022
"Tizzime passed by just like Donovan McNizzab" - Schoolly DEpisode  #75DIVARIAN the AXE and the BIFURCATORS, along with ...
05/06/2022

"Tizzime passed by just like Donovan McNizzab" - Schoolly D

Episode #75

DIVARIAN the AXE and the BIFURCATORS, along with his DEMIGOD siblings BALTHAZAR the HOLLOW POINT, the GORN LORD, and BELLATRIX, are SLAIN. HEAVY METAL rules the ruined WORLD, just chomping at the bit to begin ANEW.

However, this comes at a damning price. The RAGNARÖK prophecy attests that once these EVILS are EXTINGUISHED, the TWILIGHT of the GODS takes forth--and SLUDGEHAMMER and the NAIL are no exception. The time has come:

The DEMISE of the RITUAL.

SUNDAY, 8 OF MAY, 2022 at 4-6PM, upon their bed of BLOOD and THUNDER, knighted KING SLUDGEHAMMER of the Empire of RAMELOT and his WALKING MANDELA EFFECT, the WITCH DOCTOR NAIL, PhD. in METAL HEALTH, will take nine steps and COLLAPSE to meet their fate from the NORNS.

YOU ALL made this possible. If not for your INDOMITABLE FAITH in US, OUR CONCEPT, this great STATION and its even greater EXECUTIVE BOARD and ADVISORS to make our dream a reality, there would be no SLUDGEHAMMER and the NAIL. There would be no LEGION of DOOM.

The on-air room is a small, quiet place on a Sunday evening. Hard rock and heavy metal voices, massive as they may be, are often dwarfed by the songs of others. It makes our day to know that anybody tunes in to celebrate this unbridled plethora of hard musical talent with us each week. To be in the presence of so many candid souls with similar tastes, to know you're out there, never ceases to surprise and delight us. We were always so excited to bring you the classic hits of the lesser-known, and deep cuts from the bigger guys.

We're not much different from our audience. We're passionate fans just like you, introduced at a young age to this medium sitting in the back of the car listening to STONE TEMPLE PILOTS and OZZY OSBOURNE on 93.3 WMMR. When the TWIN MILL made it to broadcast in 2018, we wanted EVERYBODY we knew and loved on the airwaves with us in some shape or form. This was an opportunity for YOU, too.

You followed our journey right down to our LORE in the captions for our SPLENDIFEROUS PROMOS. YOU helped us build our WORLD of METAL, and you watched it GROW from wherever you could possibly tune it to 91.7 the CURVE or stream WCUR.ORG. Even for just a minute or two, YOU took time out of YOUR busy SUNDAY to support the station and join our production, and we were incredibly grateful to share this wonderful opportunity with YOU, the esteemed LISTENER. Every request, call-in, and shout-out, we meant in the fullest of sincerity.

What can be said of the FUTURE of the BROTHERS IRON? It's hard to say. There's a brave new world in front of us and there comes a time we each have to take a stab at it as individuals. But one thing's for certain: Don't bet on us being gone from entertainment forever. On the day there is no room in ASGARD... We will again walk the Earth.

WE LOHVE, THANK, and will MISS YOU AWLLL SO MUCH!!

SKÅL to our LEGION of DOOM.
CIENT'ANNE to our unbeatable EXECUTIVE STAFF.
GOOD TIMES had by ALL with WCUR DJs everywhere.
RAMS UP from SLUDGEHAMMER and the NAIL.
🤘🔥🎸

West Chester University Radio, WCUR 91.7 FM The Curve

"MINIONS OF PLEBOS!!" They called. "YOUR PATH TO HELHEIM HAS COME!" The ASSEMBLAGE to bring the END of DIVARIAN the AXE ...
05/01/2022

"MINIONS OF PLEBOS!!" They called. "YOUR PATH TO HELHEIM HAS COME!" The ASSEMBLAGE to bring the END of DIVARIAN the AXE is here. We WILL have his HEAD on this show, TONIGHT--the SUPER AWESOME HAPPY PUMMELING PIE CRUST TASTE DEVASTATION DISCO SAFARI PARTY EXPLOSION ON ICE!! And you best listen SUNDAY 4-6PM 91.7 WCUR the CURVE and STREAM on WCUR.ORG, the day SLUDGEHAMMER and the NAIL-- and their VERY SPECIAL GUESTS, PAUL "EVISCERATOR" KANE from the NIGHT SHIFT and DAN "THE CRUSHER" EPPLEY of BE KIND, RAMWIND come at YOU with their MOLTEN STEEL and to bring the onset of the end of RAGNARÖK here on VIGRIS PLAINS!!

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On the third day, he has RISEN!! The DARK UNKLE, as the ancient texts ATTESTED him, has made himself PRESENT! And it is ...
04/22/2022

On the third day, he has RISEN!! The DARK UNKLE, as the ancient texts ATTESTED him, has made himself PRESENT! And it is through his MIGHTY influence, LEGION of DOOM, that we will bring this tyrannical evil DIVARIAN--along with all these MIDGARDIAN lands--to its knees AS WRITTEN!! Join the SLUDGEHAMMER and the NAIL along with the DARK UNKLE in the GREATEST family gathering you will EVER SEE from 4-6PM SUNDAY on 91.7 WCUR The CURVE and WCUR.ORG to strike the WAR NERVE of MUSIC with the power of one of the MEN in the DYNASTY HAMMER-NAIL who has seen the BRUNT of HEAVY METAL's journey occur in REAL TIME!!

 

TRAININGS are in place. The IRON HORSES are set to ride. WEAPONS are hot. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? For the coming E...
04/10/2022

TRAININGS are in place. The IRON HORSES are set to ride. WEAPONS are hot. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? For the coming END, it's time to consult with the ELDER GODS... but this WON'T be EASY. HIGH PRIESTS of the LEGION, GUS and DAMON, had relayed to the BROTHERS IRON that during their raid on DIVARIAN'S ARENA, a crypt hidden there of their fabled DARK UNCLE was empty. This being served as one of the PRIMEVAL foundations in a time that PREDATED the Brothers when a great many of the FALLEN GODS ruled before they were struck down. It is then that the Legion came to the realization: the ONLY reason cretins like DIVARIAN could have persisted is that they harbored a hidden urge for HEAVY METAL--if only to survive the RAGNARÖK. The DARK UNCLE would be a great asset to ensure the END. We have to FIND him. Join SLUDGEHAMMER and the NAIL at 4-6PM on SUNDAY to help in their search to expose the ETERNAL BETRAYERS for who they REALLY are!!

 

WHIRLING dust in MORNING AIR, two WARRIORS in the RING... As part of the preemptive action against the key to it all, DI...
04/02/2022

WHIRLING dust in MORNING AIR, two WARRIORS in the RING... As part of the preemptive action against the key to it all, DIVARIAN the AXE, SLUDGEHAMMER and the NAIL realized one more asset that could prolong their otherwise DOOMED FUTURE. It's HIGH TIME the BROTHERS IRON get their best and brightest to TRAIN WITH THEM and learn to put their BACK into the OAR! Then, and ONLY then, will we properly express to these BARBARIC FIENDS how we DO IT in the OLD COUNTRY! Show these YOUNG'UNS how to LIVE, LEGION of DOOM, at 4-6PM THIS SUNDAY on 91.7 WCUR The CURVE and WCUR.ORG so they might LEARN from the BEST--just as many of these ILLUSTRIOUS HIGH PRIESTS in MUSIC have!

If you REQUEST, send your favorite artists' COVERS!!

 

Led by Sir HAMMER of RAMELOT's IRON HORSE and the good DOCTOR's WARBEAST, the final form of the LEGION OF DOOM is hot on...
03/27/2022

Led by Sir HAMMER of RAMELOT's IRON HORSE and the good DOCTOR's WARBEAST, the final form of the LEGION OF DOOM is hot on the trail of the BIFURCATEAN conqueror, DIVARIAN the AXE. Hundreds of miles later, the BROTHERS IRON examined their situation. Their STEEDS were starved of GASOLINE. The LEGION was TIRED. It took the WORLD to swallow their VENGEANCE, even for a second, but it was time to take a rest stop. Stopping along the mountains of OLD SAN FRANCISCO, the METAL MONSTERS settled down and set up shop, when word came down of the FALLEN GODS that we had lost in the WAR on MUSIC. SLUDGEHAMMER and the NAIL don't plan go about this lightly--and neither should YOU once the show SUNDAY, MARCH 27 from 4-6PM on 91.7 WCUR the CURVE and WCUR.ORG comes around!! Celebrate the LIVES and LOVE for the FALLEN GODS the way they intended on WCUR!!

"DIVARIAN! I will have your HEAD!" Sir HAMMER of RAMELOT HOLLERS at the KING of the BIFURCATORS. DIVARIAN waves his hand...
03/04/2022

"DIVARIAN! I will have your HEAD!" Sir HAMMER of RAMELOT HOLLERS at the KING of the BIFURCATORS. DIVARIAN waves his hand to the PRAETORIANS. He jumps down 20 feet as a massive DOUBLE DECKER '50s-style MONSTROSITY. He lands in the DRIVER'S SEAT and attempts to RUN DOWN the BROTHERS IRON and the LEGION before RAMMING square into the Colosseum walls down HELL'S HIGHWAY. SLUDGEHAMMER and the NAIL were determined. They needed to follow him.

DIVARIAN's WAR BOYS followed close behind, CHARGING out of the doors of the stadium, and the WITCH DOCTOR NAIL was quick to think: He HURLED his WRATH HAMMER in the face of the driver of a TWIN-ENGINED WARBEAST, running straight into the cockpit to COMMANDEER his final WAR HORSE. He STOMPED the gas and flames engulfed the rear, using the reinforced RAM BAR to clear a path out of the BIFURCATION ARMY's vehicles. Only ONE remained untouched for the HAMMAH in the back: A jacked INTERCEPTOR, BLOWN with a SUPERCHARGED V8, BORN to KILL. The BROTHERS and the LEGION of DOOM saddled up and followed DIVARIAN'S trail. He didn't seem the type to RUN and HIDE. Where along HELL'S HIGHWAY will DIVARIAN lead us? Find out SUNDAY from 4-6PM on 91.7 WCUR The CURVE and STREAM on WCUR.ORG to come along this ROARING HEAVY LOAD for this LAST HORSEPOWER WAR before SPRING BREAK!!

 

We made the commute to OLD CALIFORNIA's BIFURCATION THEATER--upon entering the Colosseum, we made it a priority to look ...
02/27/2022

We made the commute to OLD CALIFORNIA's BIFURCATION THEATER--upon entering the Colosseum, we made it a priority to look handsome... Now, it's time to get ugly. SLUDGEHAMMER and the NAIL, LEGION of DOOM in tow, were greeted to THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE when the THEATER's masked leader DIVARIAN the AXE, associate to the deceased BALTHAZAR the HOLLOW POINT, ordered his PRAETORIANS to open the stadium doors and revealing a familiar foe: the DARK ARMY of GHOULS. The LEGION looked on and CHORTLED their CHORTLES 'til they could CHORTLE no more. They've dealt with this very same army in the past. The real challenge will come for YOU, the LISTENERS, when the clock strikes 4-6PM TOMORROW EVENING on 91.7 WCUR The CURVE and WCUR.ORG when we take on these ASTRO CREEPS in a confined space. Sharpen those BLADES, people!! The BATTLE BEGINS!!

A successful raid on the Western front brings SLUDGEHAMMER and the NAIL and the LEGION of DOOM back from the final WRATH...
02/18/2022

A successful raid on the Western front brings SLUDGEHAMMER and the NAIL and the LEGION of DOOM back from the final WRATHTIME SHOW covered in ASH. The smoldering remains of the arena forced them to tidy up, and this week, it's time to go the LEGITIMATE BUSINESS route as they enter the SOPHISTIMICATED Hollywood Hills. Suit up and look sharp, ARMY of the NIGHT--we're still gonna cut the TYRANT GODS down from where they stand. We're just gonna look good doing so. SUNDAY, 4-6PM, 91.7 WCUR The CURVE and WCUR.ORG.

"Man, they have a lot to do. I thought I had a lot to do today but they have more." - OglethorpeLOS ANGELES: The heart o...
02/12/2022

"Man, they have a lot to do. I thought I had a lot to do today but they have more." - Oglethorpe

LOS ANGELES: The heart of it all, the EPICENTER of the gods of EVIL. Of course, these diabolical forces continue the bigger traditions of the previous age, and the BIGGEST GAME of them all is no exception.

The most damning thing? The acts at the HALF.

And SLUDGEHAMMER and the NAIL, remembering their purpose as the BRINGERS of RAGNARÖK and thus the TWILIGHT of the GODS, storm this castle with the LEGION of DOOM at their stead the only way they know how at the event where it all began. At 4-6PM TOMORROW on WCUR.ORG and 91.7 WCUR The CURVE, learn to swim. We shall extinguish the SUN and wash away the FLOOD.

The BOX. YOU opened it. HE came!! The BELLATRIX encounter met a stalemate when the LEGION of DOOM, THICK in NUMBER, lock...
12/12/2021

The BOX. YOU opened it. HE came!! The BELLATRIX encounter met a stalemate when the LEGION of DOOM, THICK in NUMBER, locked the BIRD QUEEN'S wings down and cut deep into her core, damaging her MUSCLES--but not enough to displace the DEATH GODDESS completely. She fled through the BIFROST before the final blow could be struck, and in her place... A THREATENING, yet VENERABLE HELL PRIEST had come to bargain. SLUDGEHAMMER and the NAIL looked on, and payed forward the only way they knew how in the SPIRIT of the SEASON. Several pints later, the Priest--known on this day forward as PINEHEAD--opened the BOX so that, a few days after the PARTY, the LEGION could use his twisted devices and training techniques for GOOD!! Face HELL this SUNDAY from 4-6PM on 91.7 WCUR The CURVE and WCUR.ORG so the HELLRAISER might put this spell on YOU on this final HAMMER-NAIL HOLIDAY SPECIAL!!

WELCOME to HER HUMBLE HOME, your SOUL is HERS to KEEP... SLUDGEHAMMER and the NAIL and their LEGION of DOOM were busy kn...
12/05/2021

WELCOME to HER HUMBLE HOME, your SOUL is HERS to KEEP... SLUDGEHAMMER and the NAIL and their LEGION of DOOM were busy knocking back some BREWS and spreading the LOVE of the greatest music ever to GRACE your AUDIO RECEPTORS--but as they carved into the grand AVIAN SACRIFICE, they didn't know it would summon BELLATRIX, the brooding queen bird and collector of SOULS. The angry MISTRESS of SCORN was an associate of the GORN LORD and felt the punished soul's calls for LIBERATION from the toils of HELHEIM, realm of the UNWORTHY DEAD. The DEATH QUEEN was watching every move since the SHOWDOWN with BALTHAZAR back west, and she has come to harvest. Suit up SUNDAY the 5th from 4-6PM on WCUR.ORG and 91.7 WCUR the CURVE, friends. Some of you might not make it back from this one ALIVE. But just DIE knowing your path to VALHALLA is imminent in the name of GLORIOUS BATTLE that it was a cause WORTH FIGHTING FOR. Sir HAMMER notes that with all of these villains' connections leading up to THIS POINT, there's gotta be something at the heart of it all, something BIG, ever since their crusade for the GODS of ROCK began...

MINIONS of PLEBOS: The GORN LORD hatheth been SLAINETH, and the time for JUBILATION is upon us! As THANKSGIVING week cre...
11/20/2021

MINIONS of PLEBOS: The GORN LORD hatheth been SLAINETH, and the time for JUBILATION is upon us! As THANKSGIVING week creeps closer, Sludgehammer and the Nail find their gratitude in YOU, the LEGION of DOOM, for your SUPPORT, PROMOTION, and LOVE for all things METAL in the final push to defend the FAITH on this great station, 91.7 WCUR (West Chester!) The CURVE. So kick off the vacation early, fill up on DIESEL and burn some oil SUNDAY from 4-6PM and through WCUR.ORG for your sermon of the BADDEST JAMS for this TORQUEY DAY special--but NEVER rest on your LAURELS.

VIKINGS! Raise the SHIELD WALL! Hold the FRONT LINE! FIGHT 'TIL DEATH!! Your acknowledgements to the BROTHERS IRON were ...
11/13/2021

VIKINGS! Raise the SHIELD WALL! Hold the FRONT LINE! FIGHT 'TIL DEATH!! Your acknowledgements to the BROTHERS IRON were most pleasing, MANIACS. The INNER PLANETARY INSANITARIUM's patrons are focusing their pent-up RAGE on the heated war of SYMPHONY. But the Sanitarium's JUDGMENT CALL is answered by their RAGEOUS, increasingly MUTINITIED leader... His name?

The GORN LORD.

In an urgent bid to take one of the most WORTHY STRONGHOLDS of late, SLUDGEHAMMER and the NAIL face a beast horribly mutated by its former staffer's GROTESQUE experimentations, and it'll take more than just them to walk out with his HEAD. So JOIN THEM from 4-6PM SUNDAY on 91.7 WCUR The CURVE and on WCUR.ORG to bring this BURLY MARTYR to an END.

Taking a turn for the WORST: The BROTHERS IRON, in their pursuit of conquering the ASYLUM, not only lost their armaments...
11/07/2021

Taking a turn for the WORST: The BROTHERS IRON, in their pursuit of conquering the ASYLUM, not only lost their armaments, but their MINDS as they couldn't do more to overtake the mutiny established by its PSYCHOTIC PATRONS. And so, SLUDGEHAMMER and the NAIL were forced to undergo the most HORRIFIC of TORTURE ROUTINES! Sponge baths... Rorschach tests... Delicious asylum food... It's enough to make anyone lose their BRAIN. And it's time for YOU, the LEGION of DOOM, to ACT! Intercept their DISTRESS SIGNAL this SUNDAY from 4-6PM on 91.7 WCUR The CURVE or WCUR.ORG to help Dr. NAIL give these lobotomized evils proper medical aid in METAL HEALTH and allow Sir HAMMER's CHARISMA to take hold of these valuable assets and turn the TIDE in the apocalyptic DEFENSE of the HEAVY METAL FAITH!

Through the deep FIELDS of UNFORGIVENESS and down the RUSSIAN FLINT... it is time for HAMMER and NAIL to break out the u...
10/31/2021

Through the deep FIELDS of UNFORGIVENESS and down the RUSSIAN FLINT... it is time for HAMMER and NAIL to break out the ultimate in their HORRIFIC ABILITY. Sir HAMMER of RAMELOT takes the form of one PATRICK BATEMAN, crazed vice president of ANTI-PSYCHOLOGY, and the good DR. NAIL, PhD. materializes into the metal prophet ROB ZOMBIE's interpretation of the chained monster tank MICHAEL MYERS. Together with the LEGION of DOOM, they raid a prison of patients who sold their souls to the RAGNARÖK RESISTANCE on the basis that they join forces to give their tortured souls SALVATION in return for their PILLAGE NIGHTMARE. Only on the night of ALL HALLOWS will they be able to work with their fellow steeled MANIACS from 4-6PM THIS HALLOWEEN NIGHT on 91.7 WCUR the CURVE to bring DEATH and DESTRUCTION to all that follow... You will SACRIFICE to all and fall by hands of these SINNERS on the last HALLOWEEN SPECIAL.

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