That Guy Named Rob

12/28/2022

I had a bad nightmare last night. My wife being caring asked me what happened and I told her she died. Shocked she asked how and I told her from fentanyl, Fentanyl???she asked and I said yeah fentanyl, fentanyl all this dick in your mouth......... I slept downstairs in the recliner

12/19/2022

Experts believe that social media can cause psychological problems by opening up old wounds. I thought this was bu****it until my old priest tried poking me on Facebook. I guess some things never change.

12/19/2022

I once got a happy ending with a massage. Let me tell you it was awesome, granted it was self administered, and now I'm banned from Planet Fitness.

12/19/2022

I once walked into a Starbucks and asked for a dark roast. The kid behind the counter stopped what he was doing and asked me if my Mother had ever given birth to any children that lived, I told him too dark

12/19/2022

Happy Hanukkah to any of my followers or anyone who watches my reels that happens to be of the Jewish Faith.

11/26/2022