The only part of this thats fixtion is me talking. In reality, im sitting there in silence focused on one thing snd one thing only…and thats not destroying this mans work vehicle #comedy #funny #relateable #taxi #uber #newyork #newyorkcity #nyc #diarrhea #poop #ibs #tummyache
Thats all I needed. Yup…thats all i needed. Thats all i needed. Yuuuup, id say thats all i needed. #comedy #funny #badday #temper #angry #ithinkyoushouldleave #timrobinson
GUILTYYYYYY #comedy #funny #poopoo
Y'all mind if I run a new joke I wrote by you real quick?? Wow I love doing stand up comedy!! What a treat it is to be a standup comedian. Can't wait to grab the mic and hit the stage later and make 'em laugh with this one!!!
Truly the bar of the century. No way youll come up with a colder bar than that befote the punches start getting theown. Youve gotta just throw it right back with some swagger on it or something. Add a little sauce. Cause you aint beating that. Best move now is to just not look like you just peed your pants, definitely dont look scared, and definitely dont look like a little poop came out too. Because even though thats all true…you gotta hide it. Also, Dune part two was….pretty pretty pretty epic
