12/05/2023
Well, I'm in the hospital. π© Yesterday was not a good day. I decided to go for a Jeep ride with a good friend. Something I haven't done in a while. It turned out to be a horrible mistake! I got in the Jeep and we started out slowly, but then it got crazy windy. We went faster and faster and before I knew it, we were going as fast as the that Jeep could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off, but caught my pants on the foot peg beside the rock rail. I was being dragged and was bouncing all over the place. The Jeep just would not stop!
Thankfully the manager at Dollar General came running out and unplugged the machine. Then he actually had the nerve to take the rest of my quarters and my bottle of vodka so I wouldn't try to ride the damn fire truck or clown car. π
I have a few scrapes and bruises but nothing's broken. I will wear leather and a helmet next time. The helmet was suggested by the doctor, and I only have to stay in here for the mandatory 72 hours required by the mental health people.
How many of you actually read what I wrote? If you did, copy and paste for someone else to get a laugh! We certainly need a little humor these days.
