03/01/2025
Chuck Norris once won a staring contest with a mirror. The reflection blinked first. 😂🤣🤣
2. When Chuck Norris throws a rock into the sky, scientists discover a new moon the next day.😂
3. Chuck Norris doesn’t use elevators. The floors rearrange themselves to meet him.😂🤔
4. Chuck Norris doesn’t brew coffee. The beans surrender their flavor when he looks at them.🤣🙏
5. When Chuck Norris walks barefoot, the ground puts on shoes to protect itself.🤣🥴