Vintage Contingent

01/09/2025

Every morning starts the same around here → slap on my patch, pour the coffee, and try to remember why I walked into the kitchen in the first place.

Here’s the kicker: that same little routine isn’t just keeping me upright and semi-sane… it’s also paying me. Yep. What started as “help me feel better” has turned into “help me pad the retirement fund.”

It’s not complicated. I patch up, I share, and now I’ve got extra 💵 for grandkid spoiling, a mani-pedi, or that emergency stash of chocolate.

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If you’re curious how something this simple could work for you too, send me a 💗. I’ll happily share the scoop—no pressure, just real talk from one woman to another.

20/08/2025

15/08/2025

I Didn’t Expect to Love This One…”
📌 Victory Patch —

When I first looked at the patch lineup, Victory seemed like the “sports one.” Great for athletes, sure… but didn’t feel like something I needed.

Boy, was I wrong. So I suggested it to my moms and grandmoms.

Total game-changer.

Here’s what I heard:

✅ Better coordination — smoother handwriting, fewer clumsy spills
✅ More body awareness — sitting still is suddenly less of a battle
✅ Lasting confidence — they’re walking into class like they’ve got this

“It’s not about energy or mood (we love Boost and Peace too!) — this one is about the mind-body connection. It helps their body feel steady, strong, and in sync… and that spills over into everything: learning, focusing, even social confidence.”

No drugs. No sugar. No stim. Just smart, wearable tech doing its thing.

I know I love my Liberty but Victory might just win out. (Pun intended)

Give it a try and let me know. Jan💗

12/08/2025

Can’t sleep? Can’t stay asleep?
I have a patch for those of you whose minds won’t shut off. Mine keeps making lists of things I need to do, groceries I need to buy, clothes I need to order, gifts I need to find and then moves on to crazy questions like why God made dolphins so nice and sharks not so much.

The patch is REM and placement works best for me on the top of my non-dominant hand so that I remember to take it off when I wake up.

Connect with me if you think this patch would help you or anyone you know!

31/07/2025

You can feel better with little effort on your part! Slide into my DMs to satisfy your curiosity! Jan

21/07/2025

Didn’t expect much. Now, I can’t shut up about them.

I thought these Power Patches were too “woo-woo” to be real. Tried them quietly… just sure they wouldn’t work.
Wrong. So wrong.

They still show up for me every time. No formulas to change. Nothing to swallow. Just skin-on-skin tech that helps your brain and nervous system reset.

I’ve used them for sleep, stress, energy, focus—you name it. Every one has done what it said it would. And at $2/day? Retirement-budget approved.

Drug-free. Safe for kids, mamas, and even skeptical great-grandpas.

💬 DM me if you’re even a little curious. I’ll help you pick your patch.

20/07/2025

We call it the Peace Patch but honestly… it does way more.

🧠 Focus + mental clarity
😌 Calmer moods + less snappiness
💤 Helps your brain chill before bed
💥 Tension? Gone.
👶 Safe for any age

It’s like calm, control, and clarity… in one tiny patch.
Stick it and feel the shift. ✌️💗
Message me!

18/07/2025

🚨 No More Mrs. Nice Guy: These Patches WORK 🚨

If you haven’t tried Power Patches yet, you’re missing out—big time.

They’re $2/day, drug-free, ingredient-free, and safe for everyone from teething babies to great-grandmas.

These aren’t just stickers. They send real code through your skin to help your brain and body work better. Balance, stress, sleep, immunity—you name it.

Today I wore 7. Yes, SEVEN. And I’ve ditched all my OTC meds and 2 prescriptions (with doctor’s blessing!).

If Fall is coming in hot and you’re feeling meh, it’s time to patch up.

💥 DM me to find your perfect match. Let’s get you feeling better—fast.

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Want me to tweak for Stories with slides?

17/07/2025

Hey my peeps:

🚨 If you’re coming off the shot and the weight is creeping back…
If you’re avoiding the shot but still want to lose weight…
If you’d rather sip something than stab something…

I have news for you. And it doesn’t involve injections, prescriptions, or chalky shakes from 1997.

I’ve been testing something new. It’s simple, it’s sippable, and it’s helping people lose weight without wrecking their hormones, sleep, or sanity.

I’m honestly excited about the results I’m seeing—for myself and others. 🙌

If you want the details, drop a 🔥 or “INFO” below, and I’ll send it over.
Let’s talk options that don’t require needles or side effects.

(And yes, it tastes good. You know I wouldn’t be messing with it otherwise.) 💁‍♀️

10/07/2025

Patches and where you put them differ from person to person. Let me help you! Message me for deets!

11/07/2024

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07/07/2024

Our Affiliate Program is up and running and might just be the ticket for you if you’ve been feeling, there’s got to be more?

I don’t wish bad situations on anyone but I know things can change in an instant. Ask any widow like me.

You can be broken in the snap of a finger so having options as we age is critical.

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Truly hard to beat and will give you some extra walking around money as my Dad used to call it!!