23/04/2025
The Director of ICE, Todd Lyons, recently told attendees of the 2025 Border Security Expo that immigration enforcement needs to run “like a business.” That’s a familiar refrain from the folks who seem to despise government the most—and yet always want to be in charge of it. But Lyons took it to a new level when he said he wanted the deportation process to work like Amazon. In his exact words: “Prime, but with human beings.”
Even if we pretend for a second that it’s normal to compare people to cardboard boxes, the whole idea just doesn’t make sense. Amazon delivers from warehouses to people’s homes and businesses—Lyons wants to do the reverse: sn**ch people from homes and businesses and ship them off to warehouse-style detention centers. So right off the bat, the metaphor’s broken. And here’s another thing: Amazon isn’t even that great at returns. Half the time, they just tell you to keep the stuff because it’s not worth the trouble.
And then there’s the workforce. Amazon Prime already involves thousands of human beings working in famously brutal conditions. So, when Lyons dreams of a “Prime-like” deportation system, what exactly is he trying to replicate? The relentless quotas? The tracking numbers? Or the part where people literally collapse on the job?
The guy leading our deportation machine isn’t just morally vacant—he’s bad at metaphors, bad at logistics, and somehow still thinks cruelty equals efficiency.
Make it make sense!
Todd Lyons said he wanted US immigration agency to be ‘like a business’ in its deportation process