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Good news Good news , you no longer have to download the Honeymooners podcast to your phone if you don’t want to.
All the episodes are now on YouTube on the Non-Productive YouTube page !
So we have made it to the 2nd plateau !!!!
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Comedian Joe Conte and his pal Louie Fatts are two full grown nuts & mega fans of the 39 classic episodes of the landmark series, THE HONEYMOONERS. The podca...
Episode 129 in the Books !!!!
When Jane Russel realizes that Ralph would rather go to sleep than go to her party.
Raccoon Pernt !!!!
Never again will you wear these little pants .
Congrats to the very HUMBLE and sometimes even a bit controversial with his posts Haha!!!
Welcome to the FGN society and lodge Brother Raccoon !!!
So I get a spam friend request from a fake account of Full Grown Nut and pal Ted Linhart and Ted sends me a DM warning me about it and of course it became………
At last, after three months of studying Norton , we finally got the diagnosis… And the diagnosis is:
Episode 128 :
“What is THAT ? It’s Steven !”
Yes, our latest episode with our Pal and fellow full grown nut Stephen Franchi who is the “What is that?” guy on the FB group, and Steven didn’t disappoint!
We had so much fun and we hope you will join us and listen to this fine fine episode with a lot of fine fine benefits for everyone AND their wives !
Click below and enjoy !!!
Rx ! 
https://non-productive.com/the-honeymooners-podcast-episode-128/
Good Morning fellow Full Grown Nuts and Any of you who were at the Stanley Saxon Bachelor party last night , I hope you enjoyed the “Entertainment” in the other room after those inspiring speeches .
So I don’t promote my comedy much on this page but since I’m the podcast of my boss I mean the boss of this podcast ( actually Louie is the boss even though he doesn’t really think so , Supposing I shut up 😁)
So if any of you are innnersted in seeing myself and my OTHER podcast partner Kenny Michaels from The Conte and Kenny Show ( it’s no Captain Video and his Video Rangers ) do comedy at the famous Raccoon Convention spot Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club.
It’s in Pernt Pleasant on Sunday August 4th at 7pm , and we promise Mrs Finley won’t be there to ruin the surprise ending for you.
So if you have even a slight bit of wisdom you will click the link and see if it’s something you want to attend .
AND you can even bring the wives to this , because there’s no fish for them to cook at THIS convention when you get home .
We tell the jokes , you laugh at the jokes !
The only time we’re together is when we……wait , that doesn’t work for this particular event 😂
But thank you for tolerating me promoting this on this page .
RX
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Coming soon !!! Steven Franchi
August 4th at Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club
For those of you living on Pluto or the moon , we of course, do our full-grown nut of the week on every episode of the podcast. And this last week was no different although with Michael Bruce and Ron Albanese in the studio. It was very different……Very very different.
So to keep in the spirit of DAT, we made our full grown nut of the week Michael Colombo and unlike most of the other full-grown nuts that get this prestigious honor, Michael Colombo doesn’t not have a presence on Facebook, emails, or even voicemails . We only had one experience with Michael Colombo, and that was from the convention in April and him being a beast at the convention sitting next to full grown nut Lew DeAngelis and with the boss Louie Fatts taking a liking to Mike it was a no brainer to make him Full Grown Nut of the week.
Congrats Mike wherever you are !!!!
Lew DeAngelis ? Tell him to stop being a stupid head and just accept the award by saying…. Thank youuuuuu. 
Part 2. Even more NUTS than part 1.
https://non-productive.com/the-honeymooners-podcast-episode-127-part-2/
Well, here is part one of the two-part episode that is the wildest rice and the loudest HURRYCANES you’ve ever heard …..

Michael Bruce and Ron Albanese join us and it’s beyond description …..so just listen and you’ll know you’re listening to 4 stupid heads…….and that’s not a SURPRI……
The Key to Bellevue is here somewhere .
https://non-productive.com/the-honeymooners-podcast-episode-127-part-1/
From Full grown Nut Steven Franchi :
This is brilliant !
The small details …..
Ralph finally did! He finally got into the bikini bathing suit, and Charlie had to honor his world and put his picture
on the cover.
Looking at the album name , you may be asking …..was she talking about what Ralph said ?
Yes she was .
From Brother Bibbs :
Carlos driving to his evening dance class. His car is pretty well preserved too.
Congratulations brother Land!! you have achieved something so rare and so precious, that only 120 or so other people have done also …….
Full Grown Nut of the Week !!!
Now go stand under a street lamp waiting for people to recognize you !
Rx
The Board of Nuts
I’m king of the podcast !
It’s finally here !!!
The latest developments besides Ralph’s pants ….
https://non-productive.com/the-honeymooners-podcast-episode-126/
“Attention everyone , everybody in the building , here this “
For Sale! My pal and fellow Raccoon with the coolest name ever Joe Conti ( ok he’s not perfect being HE spells it with an “I” ) is selling this amazing one a kind Honeymooner collector item (literally). This motorcycle gas tanks and fenders were created by a nationally respected bike and body artist Jesse Thorson from Hollywood, Florida.
..and was featured in X-Roads motorcycle magazine. ( Formerly The American Weekly ) 😂😂😂
If you’re innerstid in this fine piece send me a message and I’ll have Mr Conti get in touch with you .
The bidding starts at 40 Million dollars …..
Video below !!!
So , as much as I want to promote that I will be ( Joe Conte) headlining Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club in Point Pleasant NJ June 5th and 6th (tickets will available at the link below )
But I CAN’T help wanting to let you know that Chester Barne’s grandson Chris will ALSO be there right after myself and the reviews are in !
“There’s lots of chills thrills and suspense in his show” and as Mrs Gibson from The American Weekly says :
“He’s very funny , and so TALL and SLIM !!”
https://www.unclevinniescomedyclub.com/comedy-schedule/
7 Glorious days at Fred’s Landing
So before I get on the plane ( I would rather get IN the plane , a little George Carlin humor ) to Fred’s landing, I wanted to congratulate a fine fine man , one of the finest men on this earth .
The great , Lew DeAngelis is of course :
Full Grown Nut of the Week !
Is he WORTHY of such an honor ?
Why not ask Frank and George and Bill and Pete and Alice? I bet they will say he is a perfect fit for this VITAL organization .
Woo Woo Lew !!
Rx !
Well after nearly a month we are BACK ! We definitely have removed the pressure on the podcast, not the podcast .
We are in rare form this episode :
We have flubs , voicemails, observations , and even a Here’s an Item from a Nut !
So grab a knife and try to cut the bread , but don’t be too Norton , it’s gonna be great podcast !
Rx
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https://non-productive.com/the-honeymooners-podcast-convention-episode-125/
The “Deciding Vote” format for the grand prize from Trivia from ep 124 on the podcast came down to
Kevin Hooghuis and Steven Franchi !!!!
Will it be a landslide ?
Can I even SPELL Hooghuis ?
Will I need an eraser ?
Click and find out !!!
Herb !!!!!
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Episode 129 in the Books !!!!
Raccoon Pernt !!!!
Never again will you wear these little pants .
Coming soon !!! Steven Franchi
August 4th at Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club
I’m king of the podcast !
“Attention everyone , everybody in the building , here this “ For Sale! My pal and fellow Raccoon with the coolest name ever Joe Conti ( ok he’s not perfect being HE spells it with an “I” ) is selling this amazing one a kind Honeymooner collector item (literally). This motorcycle gas tanks and fenders were created by a nationally respected bike and body artist Jesse Thorson from Hollywood, Florida. ...and was featured in X-Roads motorcycle magazine. ( Formerly The American Weekly ) 😂😂😂 If you’re innerstid in this fine piece send me a message and I’ll have Mr Conti get in touch with you . The bidding starts at 40 Million dollars ….. Video below !!!
7 Glorious days at Fred’s Landing
The “Deciding Vote” format for the grand prize from Trivia from ep 124 on the podcast came down to Kevin Hooghuis and Steven Franchi !!!! Will it be a landslide ? Can I even SPELL Hooghuis ? Will I need an eraser ? Click and find out !!! Herb !!!!!
The first honeymooners podcast convention in the books 
The Honeymooners Podcast Raccoon Convention !!!
My bad Trixie impression ….
Welcome all you brand new members of the Full Grown Nut Fraternity! Thank you for liking our page , most of the fun goes on in The Honeymooners Podcast Facebook GROUP . But here is where we post episodes , clips and we try to keep you informed about the important info about The Podcast . Like our upcoming Convention …. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
Here is The Noble Raccoon Song ! Sing it like Little Jack Little ! Learn this song : It’s from the Lost Episode, “The Songwriter.” We will be singing it to kick off the convention on April 7th. Woooo! “In the west and in the east There's a mighty little beast For courage there is no other. When the chips are all at stake The Raccoon will never break We are proud to call him brother. So with our noble tails entwined And a spirit strong of mind We'll have hearts that cannot melt. In the forest, in the trees On the land or seven seas We're brothers under the pelt. Raccoons, the noble Raccoons”
Honeymooners Podcast Raccoon Convention T Shirts !!!
Ya think the writer of this episode was a huge fan of The Honeymooners ????
Rx to Joyce Randolph. Episode 116
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