16/08/2024
More genius from . This time we're not just reposting the graphic, but also their whole text because, if it's possible, it's even more amazing. Bad Janet!"If you encounter a bear in the woods, stay calm. Identify yourself by making noise so the bear knows you are a human. We recommend using your voice. Waving and showing off your opposable thumb means nothing to the bear.
You could also read aloud the passive aggressive email you wrote to Janet after she wanted to schedule a meeting at 4:30 on a Friday. The bear may come closer or stand on its hind legs to get a better understanding of Janet’s audacity. However, a standing bear is usually curious, not threatening.
Warmest regards!
What else should you know? Check out more bear safety tips at: nps.gov/subjects/bears/safety.htm