04/05/2024
JOKES ๐๐๐คฃ...
(1). Over Sabi is when you dance more than me on my wedding day and you mistakenly fall my cake ๐ฐ, you will show me who invited you ๐
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(2). Not everyone that sents you friend request wants to be your friend, some actually want to install CCTV in your life ๐.
(3). You might be ugly buh, believe me if you have a good character and a good heart. You're still ugly my dear ๐๐คฃ
(4). It's only in nigeria ๐ณ๐ฌ that you will buy blue jeans and after washing it, you can use the water to pent three bedroom self contain ๐ค๐
(5). Stealing meat from okro soup can be very risky because the line will follow you to another community, state or country ๐.
(6). You broke up with a guy in your street and date another guy in your street and you said you have moved on ๐.
My dear, you're just moving around ๐๐.
(7). Facebook please stop suggesting people I may know, all these ones I know, what have they done for me? ๐ค.
(8). Nah ehh eh! Some people are born wicked o! How can I ask you for a hotspot and you said that you have deleted it ๐.
(9). You're forming a big boy, but when they ask you to go and cover the pot of soup three or four of meat will miss. (thief) ๐.
(10). Some people don't have the spirit of forgiveness at all, how can you sweep your room and use ex picture as Parker๐.
(11). Not all marriage start with "will you marry me", some start with " baby I'm pregnant"๐.
(12). Here in Nigeria ๐ณ๐ฌ if your mom borrow money from you, just forget about it, unless if you want hear stories about how she carried you for nine months and give birth to you.
(13). When you smoke and your girlfriend too smoke, the relationship is operation fire for fire ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ค.
(14). I intentionally put my grandma phone on silent, I told her to bring money to buy another one cos her ringtone has finished ๐คฃ.
(15). Beauty has sent a lot of girls to marriage, but they character is busy returning them to their father's house ๐คฃ
(16). Nowadays, if you see a man eating chicken, He is either sick or the chicken is sick ๐ things hard Sha!
(17). The most respected persons in a wedding ceremony are those people sharing food, I can even greet them five times ๐คฃ.
(18). When your girlfriend is lazy in doing house chores but very good in bed, your family members will be complaining and you will be like; hmmm! You people don't know this girl very well ๐
I dey pity your future.
(19). Some guys self,,, you ask a lady for what she wants and she said money๐ฐ and you're angry. Sorry, were you expecting her to say wisdom and understanding? ๐ค.
(20). You see those guys that don't post anything here but always online. They are busy begging girls to come to there house. (Canal people everywhere) ๐๐คฃ๐.
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