12/06/2024
Mark Karlin
Don't get in the shark tank Donald, although you're really the shark who is about to swallow down America in on huge gulp, after chomping it to death.
According to Eugene Robinson of the Washington Post, Donald's fear of sharks once again emerged in a recent beyond-unhinged campaign rant in Vegas. Trump rambled on:
“By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately, do you notice that? Lot of sharks. I watched some guys justifying it today: ‘Well they weren’t really that angry, they bit off the young lady’s leg because of the fact that they were not hungry but they misunderstood who she was.’ These people are crazy. He said, ‘There’s no problem with sharks, they just didn’t really understand a young woman swimming.’ No, really got decimated, and other people, too, a lot of shark attacks.
“So I said, ‘There’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat, 10 yards, or here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking? Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted, or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?’ Because I will tell you, he didn’t know the answer.
“He said, ‘You know, nobody’s ever asked me that question.’
"I said, ‘I think it’s a good question. I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water.’ But you know what I’d do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted? I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark. So we’re going to end that, we’re going to end it for boats, we’re going to end it for trucks.”
Didn't they used to hospitalize people for psychotic brakedowns like this?
Dear me, his brain has escaped his cranium which is swimming in a sea of sharks, of whom he is mortally in fear, according to Stormy Daniels (who, ironically, has been one of the most fearless mockers of Trump).
The New Republic opines, "The former president’s rants are more incoherent than ever. But he doesn’t need to make sense to keep his followers in the tank."
And those sharks do know how to make a meal of human flesh, as Trump wants to do to us, despite his craven fear of this ocean predator.
Marxist Bertrolt Becht wrote the words to Mack the Knife before WW II in the brilliant "Three Penny Opera":
"Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white
Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe
And he keeps it, ah, out of sight
You know when that shark bites with his teeth, babe
Scarlet billows start to spread"
Mack the Knife was based on a British serial killer, although Trump may be a future mass killer.
I don't know if sharks can digest fat men who wear diapers, but if they do, can they save our Republic by having Trump as a tasty meal, hold the pickles?
"American Derangement" should be the name of a Trump bio, and how he led America into a psychotic alternative universe. I mean this is the guy who suggested bleach and flourescent light inserted down the trachea could cure Covid.
It's time to put on our shark protection suits, because the betwitxted Trump is going to project on us his fear of sharks and eat us whole.
Killer sharks don't necessarily eat humans unless they are flailing about in the water. Please get on that sinking boat, Mr. Trump, and start thrashing about, particularly kicking your feet around under the water. That should do the trick, as a white shark becomes the savior of America.
A p**n star’s very credible account of her affair with the future couch potato in chief.