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The Swearwolves Bret and David talk horror. Hilarity and profanity ensues. New episodes every Monday. Available on
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EP. 256: DIG IF YOU WILL, THE HITCHER—————————————————————-In between catching up and talking about everything from pinb...
03/06/2024

EP. 256: DIG IF YOU WILL, THE HITCHER
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In between catching up and talking about everything from pinball, to Duran Duran lyrics, to The H***y Tonk Man, Bret and David discuss the 2017 short film, Backstroke, and the 1986 thriller, The Hitcher.

These Ben Cooper costumes figures from  are AMAZING! I’m usually a guy who opens his figures because, “why the hell not?...
28/05/2024

These Ben Cooper costumes figures from are AMAZING! I’m usually a guy who opens his figures because, “why the hell not?” But these look too good in the packaging that I might have to leave them for a while.

EP. 255: HE’S JUST THAT INTO YOU!Bret and David return from a four-month absence to discuss Suitable Flesh and their tri...
22/04/2024

EP. 255: HE’S JUST THAT INTO YOU!

Bret and David return from a four-month absence to discuss Suitable Flesh and their trip to Steel City Con in Monroeville, Pennsylvania.

Coming Monday, April 22, to all major podcast platforms (just search “The Swearwolves”)...Ep. 255: He’s Just THAT Into Y...
20/04/2024

Coming Monday, April 22, to all major podcast platforms (just search “The Swearwolves”)...

Ep. 255: He’s Just THAT Into You!

I’m not sure you’re aware of this, but Bret and David are big  fans.
13/04/2024

I’m not sure you’re aware of this, but Bret and David are big fans.

“Somebody in this camp ain’t what he appears to be.”
25/12/2023

“Somebody in this camp ain’t what he appears to be.”

EP. 254: HO HO KI-YAY, MOTHERF****ER!Bret and David celebrate the holiday season by discussing some of their recent conv...
18/12/2023

EP. 254: HO HO KI-YAY, MOTHERF****ER!

Bret and David celebrate the holiday season by discussing some of their recent conventions and the 2022 horror-adjacent action comedy, Violent Night.

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“The Swearwolves” is a (not so) weekly podcast hosted by Bret and David - two friends who come into your home (aurally) to tell you about the latest horror movies that they have watched. By using the very scientific Pamela Voorhees Heads rating scale, “The Swearwolves” let you know which movies deserve a candlelit altar, and which ones should just sink to the bottom of a lake.

Additionally, you’ll be treated to the occasional (ahem, all but guaranteed) tangential conversation, ranging from horror convention experiences to personal anecdotes to beautiful renditions of songs with misremembered lyrics.

As their name implies, “The Swearwolves” are not opposed to curse words and adult humor, but they are serious horror fans with serious horror opinions.

Coming Monday, October 9, 2023…Episode 252: Convening the Admirers of MyersSwearwolf David recently went to the   conven...
06/10/2023

Coming Monday, October 9, 2023…

Episode 252: Convening the Admirers of Myers

Swearwolf David recently went to the convention and when he came back he and Swearwolf Bret recorded a recap of his trip!

Bret & David return from their hiatus and talk about Mad Monster Party AZ, New Jersey Horror Con, upcoming conventions, ...
25/09/2023

Bret & David return from their hiatus and talk about Mad Monster Party AZ, New Jersey Horror Con, upcoming conventions, and Halloween H20: 20 Years Later.
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“The Swearwolves" is a weekly podcast hosted by Bret and David - two friends who come into your home (aurally) to tell you about the latest horror movies that they have watched. By using the very scientific Pamela Voorhees Heads rating scale, “The Swearwolves” let you know which movies deserve a candlelit altar, and which ones should just sink to the bottom of a lake.

Additionally, you'll be treated to the occasional (ahem, all but guaranteed) tangential conversation, ranging from horror convention experiences to personal anecdotes to beautiful renditions of songs with misremembered lyrics.

As their name implies, "The Swearwolves" are not opposed to curse words and adult humor, but they are serious horror fans with serious horror opinions.

Just an update from The Swearwolves… got around to opening some mail today: The Thing and NOES 4 one sheets were with  w...
09/08/2023

Just an update from The Swearwolves…

got around to opening some mail today: The Thing and NOES 4 one sheets were with who was able to attend a few West Coast conventions and added Joel Polis and Richard Masur (The Thing) and most of the cast on NOES 4.

The Fly and Shocker (SHOCKER!) were b-day gifts from David to Bret (awwww) and the Halloween 4 was an eBay find. Hopefully some signatures will be added to these real soon.

Got a copy of Road Kill volume 7, which was edited by our friend . If you’re into horror we recommend this and the other...
01/07/2023

Got a copy of Road Kill volume 7, which was edited by our friend . If you’re into horror we recommend this and the other volumes, as well.

 and  have all of the Friday the 13th flicks on their streaming platform (Jason Goes to Hell not pictured, but it’s ther...
26/06/2023

and have all of the Friday the 13th flicks on their streaming platform (Jason Goes to Hell not pictured, but it’s there).

We had an idea to stream a marathon watch party, but it never happened (yet…). Probably because it would take nearly 24 hours to watch all of them.

What would be the best ones to pair if you could only pick two? Our vote: Parts 3 and 4

Bret got a new rug for his office for Father’s Day!
21/06/2023

Bret got a new rug for his office for Father’s Day!

Episode 250: Freddy vs. Jason vs. The SwearwolvesBret & David talk Monsterpalooza, Freddy vs. Jason, play voicemail from...
19/06/2023

Episode 250: Freddy vs. Jason vs. The Swearwolves

Bret & David talk Monsterpalooza, Freddy vs. Jason, play voicemail from listeners, and say goodbye to the podcast… at least for now.

Search "The Swearwolves" wherever you listen to podcasts or click the link in bio!
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“The Swearwolves" is a weekly podcast hosted by Bret and David - two friends who come into your home (aurally) to tell you about the latest horror movies that they have watched. By using the very scientific Pamela Voorhees Heads rating scale, “The Swearwolves” let you know which movies deserve a candlelit altar, and which ones should just sink to the bottom of a lake.

Additionally, you'll be treated to the occasional (ahem, all but guaranteed) tangential conversation, ranging from horror convention experiences to personal anecdotes to beautiful renditions of songs with misremembered lyrics.

As their name implies, "The Swearwolves" are not opposed to curse words and adult humor, but they are serious horror fans with serious horror opinions.

Coming Monday, June 12, to all major podcast platforms (just search "The Swearwolves")...          Episode 249: Craven S...
09/06/2023

Coming Monday, June 12, to all major podcast platforms (just search "The Swearwolves")...

Episode 249: Craven Something New

Episode 248: Slayed in ManhattanBret & David discuss Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan and Jason Goes to ...
05/06/2023

Episode 248: Slayed in Manhattan

Bret & David discuss Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan and Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.

Available wherever you listen to podcasts (search "The Swearwolves"), or click the link in bio!
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“The Swearwolves" is a weekly podcast hosted by Bret and David - two friends who come into your home (aurally) to tell you about the latest horror movies that they have watched. By using the very scientific Pamela Voorhees Heads rating scale, “The Swearwolves” let you know which movies deserve a candlelit altar, and which ones should just sink to the bottom of a lake.

Additionally, you'll be treated to the occasional (ahem, all but guaranteed) tangential conversation, ranging from horror convention experiences to personal anecdotes to beautiful renditions of songs with misremembered lyrics.

As their name implies, "The Swearwolves" are not opposed to curse words and adult humor, but they are serious horror fans with serious horror opinions.

Episode 246: Ant-Man and The ShapeBret & David take perhaps their final trip to Haddonfield and discuss 1995's Halloween...
22/05/2023

Episode 246: Ant-Man and The Shape

Bret & David take perhaps their final trip to Haddonfield and discuss 1995's Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers.

Available wherever you listen to podcasts (search "The Swearwolves"), or click the link in bio!
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“The Swearwolves" is a weekly podcast hosted by Bret and David - two friends who come into your home (aurally) to tell you about the latest horror movies that they have watched. By using the very scientific Pamela Voorhees Heads rating scale, “The Swearwolves” let you know which movies deserve a candlelit altar, and which ones should just sink to the bottom of a lake.

Additionally, you'll be treated to the occasional (ahem, all but guaranteed) tangential conversation, ranging from horror convention experiences to personal anecdotes to beautiful renditions of songs with misremembered lyrics.

As their name implies, "The Swearwolves" are not opposed to curse words and adult humor, but they are serious horror fans with serious horror opinions.

Ep. 245: Field of ScreamsBret and David chat about Bret’s time at Chiller Theatre, make a big announcement, and discuss ...
15/05/2023

Ep. 245: Field of Screams

Bret and David chat about Bret’s time at Chiller Theatre, make a big announcement, and discuss Husk (2011).
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“The Swearwolves" is a weekly podcast hosted by Bret and David - two friends who come into your home (aurally) to tell you about the latest horror movies that they have watched. By using the very scientific Pamela Voorhees Heads rating scale, “The Swearwolves” let you know which movies deserve a candlelit altar, and which ones should just sink to the bottom of a lake.

Additionally, you'll be treated to the occasional (ahem, all but guaranteed) tangential conversation, ranging from horror convention experiences to personal anecdotes to beautiful renditions of songs with misremembered lyrics.

As their name implies, "The Swearwolves" are not opposed to curse words and adult humor, but they are serious horror fans with serious horror opinions.

Coming Monday, May 15, to all major podcast platforms (just search "The Swearwolves")...    Episode 245: Field of Scream...
14/05/2023

Coming Monday, May 15, to all major podcast platforms (just search "The Swearwolves")...

Episode 245: Field of Screams


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“The Swearwolves" is a weekly podcast hosted by Bret and David - two friends who come into your home (aurally) to tell you about the latest horror movies that they have watched. By using the very scientific Pamela Voorhees Heads rating scale, “The Swearwolves” let you know which movies deserve a candlelit altar, and which ones should just sink to the bottom of a lake.

Additionally, you'll be treated to the occasional (ahem, all but guaranteed) tangential conversation, ranging from horror convention experiences to personal anecdotes to beautiful renditions of songs with misremembered lyrics.

As their name implies, "The Swearwolves" are not opposed to curse words and adult humor, but they are serious horror fans with serious horror opinions.

Ep. 244: Sawll in the FamilyBret and David ignore their map, head down a desolate road, and discuss Leatherface: The Tex...
08/05/2023

Ep. 244: Sawll in the Family

Bret and David ignore their map, head down a desolate road, and discuss Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990).

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“The Swearwolves" is a weekly podcast hosted by Bret and David - two friends who come into your home (aurally) to tell you about the latest horror movies that they have watched. By using the very scientific Pamela Voorhees Heads rating scale, “The Swearwolves” let you know which movies deserve a candlelit altar, and which ones should just sink to the bottom of a lake.

Additionally, you'll be treated to the occasional (ahem, all but guaranteed) tangential conversation, ranging from horror convention experiences to personal anecdotes to beautiful renditions of songs with misremembered lyrics.

As their name implies, "The Swearwolves" are not opposed to curse words and adult humor, but they are serious horror fans with serious horror opinions.

Coming Monday, May 8, to all major podcast platforms (just search "The Swearwolves")...    Episode 244: Sawll in the Fam...
04/05/2023

Coming Monday, May 8, to all major podcast platforms (just search "The Swearwolves")...

Episode 244: Sawll in the Family


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“The Swearwolves" is a weekly podcast hosted by Bret and David - two friends who come into your home (aurally) to tell you about the latest horror movies that they have watched. By using the very scientific Pamela Voorhees Heads rating scale, “The Swearwolves” let you know which movies deserve a candlelit altar, and which ones should just sink to the bottom of a lake.

Additionally, you'll be treated to the occasional (ahem, all but guaranteed) tangential conversation, ranging from horror convention experiences to personal anecdotes to beautiful renditions of songs with misremembered lyrics.

As their name implies, "The Swearwolves" are not opposed to curse words and adult humor, but they are serious horror fans with serious horror opinions.

Ep. 243: Naked and AfraidBret and David chat about Bret’s experience at Monster-Mania Con and discuss the 1995 sci-fi ho...
02/05/2023

Ep. 243: Naked and Afraid

Bret and David chat about Bret’s experience at Monster-Mania Con and discuss the 1995 sci-fi horror flick, Species.

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“The Swearwolves" is a weekly podcast hosted by Bret and David - two friends who come into your home (aurally) to tell you about the latest horror movies that they have watched. By using the very scientific Pamela Voorhees Heads rating scale, “The Swearwolves” let you know which movies deserve a candlelit altar, and which ones should just sink to the bottom of a lake.

Additionally, you'll be treated to the occasional (ahem, all but guaranteed) tangential conversation, ranging from horror convention experiences to personal anecdotes to beautiful renditions of songs with misremembered lyrics.

As their name implies, "The Swearwolves" are not opposed to curse words and adult humor, but they are serious horror fans with serious horror opinions.

Episode 242: Mike Myers - The Guy Who Stabbed MeBret and David head back to Haddonfield to discuss Halloween 5: The Reve...
24/04/2023

Episode 242: Mike Myers - The Guy Who Stabbed Me

Bret and David head back to Haddonfield to discuss Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers.

Available wherever you listen to podcasts (search "The Swearwolves"), or click the link in the bio.


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“The Swearwolves" is a weekly podcast hosted by Bret and David - two friends who come into your home (aurally) to tell you about the latest horror movies that they have watched. By using the very scientific Pamela Voorhees Heads rating scale, “The Swearwolves” let you know which movies deserve a candlelit altar, and which ones should just sink to the bottom of a lake.

Additionally, you'll be treated to the occasional (ahem, all but guaranteed) tangential conversation, ranging from horror convention experiences to personal anecdotes to beautiful renditions of songs with misremembered lyrics.

As their name implies, "The Swearwolves" are not opposed to curse words and adult humor, but they are serious horror fans with serious horror opinions.

Coming Monday, April 24, to all major podcast platforms (just search "The Swearwolves")...    Episode 242: Mike Myers - ...
20/04/2023

Coming Monday, April 24, to all major podcast platforms (just search "The Swearwolves")...

Episode 242: Mike Myers - The Guy Who Stabbed Me


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“The Swearwolves" is a weekly podcast hosted by Bret and David - two friends who come into your home (aurally) to tell you about the latest horror movies that they have watched. By using the very scientific Pamela Voorhees Heads rating scale, “The Swearwolves” let you know which movies deserve a candlelit altar, and which ones should just sink to the bottom of a lake.

Additionally, you'll be treated to the occasional (ahem, all but guaranteed) tangential conversation, ranging from horror convention experiences to personal anecdotes to beautiful renditions of songs with misremembered lyrics.

As their name implies, "The Swearwolves" are not opposed to curse words and adult humor, but they are serious horror fans with serious horror opinions.

Episode 241: One Blew Over the Cuckoo's NestBret and David equip themselves with several cans of bug spray and discuss T...
17/04/2023

Episode 241: One Blew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Bret and David equip themselves with several cans of bug spray and discuss The Nest.

Available wherever you listen to podcasts (search "The Swearwolves"), or click link in bio.
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“The Swearwolves" is a weekly podcast hosted by Bret and David - two friends who come into your home (aurally) to tell you about the latest horror movies that they have watched. By using the very scientific Pamela Voorhees Heads rating scale, “The Swearwolves” let you know which movies deserve a candlelit altar, and which ones should just sink to the bottom of a lake.

Additionally, you'll be treated to the occasional (ahem, all but guaranteed) tangential conversation, ranging from horror convention experiences to personal anecdotes to beautiful renditions of songs with misremembered lyrics.

As their name implies, "The Swearwolves" are not opposed to curse words and adult humor, but they are serious horror fans with serious horror opinions.

Where were you on September 15, 2018? The Swearwolves were debuting their first episode of “The Swearwolves Podcast,” wh...
12/04/2023

Where were you on September 15, 2018? The Swearwolves were debuting their first episode of “The Swearwolves Podcast,” which is now available to listen to on our YouTube channel!

Over the next how-ever-many-weeks-it-takes The Swearwolves will be uploading all of their catalog of episodes (over 240!) to their YouTube channel so that there is another platform for new listeners (or existing ones) to listen to The Swearwolves Podcast.

So, follow the link in the bio and check out The Swearwolves when they were 5 years younger and but babies in the world of podcasting. And be sure to like and subscribe… and share The Swearwolves with all of your friends and followers!
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“The Swearwolves" is a weekly podcast hosted by Bret and David - two friends who come into your home (aurally) to tell you about the latest horror movies that they have watched. By using the very scientific Pamela Voorhees Heads rating scale, “The Swearwolves” let you know which movies deserve a candlelit altar, and which ones should just sink to the bottom of a lake.

Additionally, you'll be treated to the occasional (ahem, all but guaranteed) tangential conversation, ranging from horror convention experiences to personal anecdotes to beautiful renditions of songs with misremembered lyrics.

As their name implies, "The Swearwolves" are not opposed to curse words and adult humor, but they are serious horror fans with serious horror opinions.

Bret recaps his recent trip to New Jersey Horror Con, and then he and David discuss Student Bodies (1981).______________...
10/04/2023

Bret recaps his recent trip to New Jersey Horror Con, and then he and David discuss Student Bodies (1981).
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“The Swearwolves" is a weekly podcast hosted by Bret and David - two friends who come into your home (aurally) to tell you about the latest horror movies that they have watched. By using the very scientific Pamela Voorhees Heads rating scale, “The Swearwolves” let you know which movies deserve a candlelit altar, and which ones should just sink to the bottom of a lake.

Additionally, you'll be treated to the occasional (ahem, all but guaranteed) tangential conversation, ranging from horror convention experiences to personal anecdotes to beautiful renditions of songs with misremembered lyrics.

As their name implies, "The Swearwolves" are not opposed to curse words and adult humor, but they are serious horror fans with serious horror opinions.

Coming Monday, April 10, to all major podcast platforms (just search "The Swearwolves")...  Episode 240: Every Body Coun...
07/04/2023

Coming Monday, April 10, to all major podcast platforms (just search "The Swearwolves")...

Episode 240: Every Body Counts



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“The Swearwolves" is a weekly podcast hosted by Bret and David - two friends who come into your home (aurally) to tell you about the latest horror movies that they have watched. By using the very scientific Pamela Voorhees Heads rating scale, “The Swearwolves” let you know which movies deserve a candlelit altar, and which ones should just sink to the bottom of a lake.

Additionally, you'll be treated to the occasional (ahem, all but guaranteed) tangential conversation, ranging from horror convention experiences to personal anecdotes to beautiful renditions of songs with misremembered lyrics.

As their name implies, "The Swearwolves" are not opposed to curse words and adult humor, but they are serious horror fans with serious horror opinions.

Bret and David travel back in time to a mid-80’s cabbage patch and discuss Stuart Gordon’s Dolls (1986). Listen now by s...
03/04/2023

Bret and David travel back in time to a mid-80’s cabbage patch and discuss Stuart Gordon’s Dolls (1986). Listen now by searching for “The Swearwolves” wherever you listen to podcasts, or just clicking the link in bio.
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“The Swearwolves" is a weekly podcast hosted by Bret and David - two friends who come into your home (aurally) to tell you about the latest horror movies that they have watched. By using the very scientific Pamela Voorhees Heads rating scale, “The Swearwolves” let you know which movies deserve a candlelit altar, and which ones should just sink to the bottom of a lake.

Additionally, you'll be treated to the occasional (ahem, all but guaranteed) tangential conversation, ranging from horror convention experiences to personal anecdotes to beautiful renditions of songs with misremembered lyrics.

As their name implies, "The Swearwolves" are not opposed to curse words and adult humor, but they are serious horror fans with serious horror opinions.

Coming Monday, April 3, to all major podcast platforms (just search "The Swearwolves")...Episode 239: Hell No, Dolly ___...
30/03/2023

Coming Monday, April 3, to all major podcast platforms (just search "The Swearwolves")...

Episode 239: Hell No, Dolly


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“The Swearwolves" is a weekly podcast hosted by Bret and David - two friends who come into your home (aurally) to tell you about the latest horror movies that they have watched. By using the very scientific Pamela Voorhees Heads rating scale, “The Swearwolves” let you know which movies deserve a candlelit altar, and which ones should just sink to the bottom of a lake.

Additionally, you'll be treated to the occasional (ahem, all but guaranteed) tangential conversation, ranging from horror convention experiences to personal anecdotes to beautiful renditions of songs with misremembered lyrics.

As their name implies, "The Swearwolves" are not opposed to curse words and adult humor, but they are serious horror fans with serious horror opinions.

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