31/10/2025
A guy goes to a costume store and says, "I'm looking for a figleaf, I'm going as Adam." The clerk brings out a leaf, the guy goes, "Not big enough." this goes on for a while, until finally the clerk says "Look Ace, why don't you just throw it over your sholder and go as a gas pump?"
A guy is at a costume party stark naked except for a pair of rollerskates. The host asks, “What are you supposed to be?” The other guy says “A pull toy.”
A cab driver picks up a nun.
He looks in the rearview mirror and says, “You know. Sister, I’ve always fantasized about being with a nun.”
She says, “Yeah, you and everybody else. Are you Catholic?”
He says, “Yes, I am.”
She says, “Pull over.”
He pulls over, she gets in the front seat, and she gives him the best blow job he’s ever had.
When she gets done, he feels a little guilty, and he says to her, “Sister, I have to tell you something. I’m not really Catholic.”
She says, “Oh, yeah? Well, my name’s Ralph, and I’m on my way to a costume party.”
A married couple goes to a masquerade party dressed as a cow. He’s the front, she’s the back. The party gets a little boring, so they decide to stay in their costume and go for a walk.
As they’re going across a pasture, they hear, Snort! Snort!
The wife says, “Bobby! Bobby! There’s a bull over there and I think he’s gonna charge! What are we gonna do?”
The husband says, “Well, I’m gonna eat some grass … you better brace yourself.”
