18/09/2023
ARE YOU BORED 😞 OYA LAUGH SMALL 😂
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1. To those named Nancy🙄💁🏽♂️ Did you know your full name is Pregnancy? You we're just helped to remove the "Preg" and gave you Nancy🙄😂
Me sef I just found out😴😁😂
2. Have you ever dodged your neighbour because you don't have the strength to greet?😁🤣😋🙆♂️
3. The day I decided to start minding my business was when I saw a guy drinking beer at 7am. I asked him, "Isn't it too early to be drinking?"
He replied, "Oh really? What time does the throat open?"
😲😲🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4. Dear ladies, if you are dating soldiers, please convert your status to "Military Zone.. Keep Off!" and save us civilians from danger.
I rest my humble case.🙄🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶
5. DO YOU KNOW THAT THOSE WHO ARE NOT ACTIVE IN LIKING MY POST ARE ALSO NOT ACTIVE IN BED?😜😴😴😴🏃🏽♂️🏃🏽♂️
6. Egg is now N100 in Nigeria, please did the fowl lay the egg through operation or in labour room😒😒
7. Somewhere right now, a boy is busy smelling his boxer to know if he should wash it or continue wearing it😑 I don't want to mention names before this boys reading this post will start shouting at me 😂😂
8. Relationship stress can make you so confused!!! Do you know I enter a taxi today and I forgot to sit down 😂😂
9. I am selling liquid rat poison, if you catch the rat give it three teaspoon daily till it dies😂😂
10. I can remember when my mom drank a hot tea when I was still in her womb🥺..
Chaii..I nearly died oo😅😂
11. But Is it wrong to sanitize my neighbors chicken 🐓 with hot water and quarantine it in my fridge..?😏 I didn't say I stole it oooh please 😏
12..may God bless those of you that noticed that there was no number 6☺️☺️
13..if u were doubtful enough that you went to check if truely there was no number 6..😏na another reason why you are still single b that 😅..so change 😁😁
14.. The happiest day in my life was when a cobra bite me and died, Omo i strong die🙄🙄
15. Lack of home training