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20/12/2023

20/12/2023

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20/12/2023

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19/12/2023

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19/12/2023

Only future billionaire will like this photo ❤️

17/12/2023

Mohbad son liam drop love emoji for him ♥️

17/12/2023

Do your projects in silence. Success will take care of the Noise♥️ only feature billionaires will like this photo.

14/12/2023

I pray that God will bless all you hustle in Jesus name

13/12/2023

Please read to the end and follow my page Emma Izzy global
😉 LAUGH WITH 😆

1. Main reason why I have not travelled to abroad: “What if I get chased by a dog that doesn't understand Kai Kai Kai”. 😒🤭😂😂😂
2. Help me thank GOD oo, I now have a property abroad😇. My friend travelled to Canada with my earphone and charger 🤭😂😂😂
3. Do you know that...
90% of rubber bands on ladies hair are from stock fish, plantains and takeaway packs🏃🤭😂😂😂
4. Is it proper for a lady that has diabëtes to have sugar daddy 😒🤭
I don wärn Favour but she no hear 🙄😂😂
5. Employer: “Your CV says you are really quick at Maths, so what’s 8O×18
Applicant (Me): 98 ☺️
Employer: That’s not even close 🙄
Applicant (Me): “Yes but at least it was quick 🤷😇🤭😂😂
6. PRINCIPAL: “Why were you absēnt yesterday
ME: I attended a būrïal ma! 🥲
PRINCIPAL: Hmm! That will not stop me from punïshing you today. Now answer me; who dīēd ?
ME: “The first son of the cousin of my grandmother’s youngest nephew who is also the youngest step-brother to the woman who gave birth to my uncle’s youngest step-son and he also...
PRINCIPAL: Alright! Alright! Please! That’s enough! Just go to the class! 😒🤭😂😂
7. That moment you tried helping your mother shoūt your brother’s name and she be like “Ehh so you are here, come and go and fill this gas” 😳😭😂😂
8. I heard my neighbour Joshua & Nkechi child today singing: “Palent listen to ya shoedlen, we are the lizards of tomollow, cüm and pay our school figs, and give us the sun edumention...”😳
Chai!!! I just faintëd 😂😂
9. Up till today, nobody has explained to me why I wrote Junior WAEC 🙄😒😂😂
10. If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me🙈, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post🙏 and adding me as your Friend, Love you All 💖

Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥

You wanna be My Best Friend right?🙈😢😥

Cutie, Can I get a Friend request from you, please I’m begging, just a Friend réquest🙏😢😭

12/12/2023

Please guys follow my page

12/12/2023

Beautiful talented actresses

12/12/2023

Wahala be like harmattan
before you tear tissue yansh don dry 🙄🙄😹😹

12/12/2023

A guy posted
"Christ died for our scenes" instead of "Christ died for our since"
I have been laughing sins.
🤣😎😂🚶‍♀️

12/12/2023

Laugh jhoor 😂😅
With
1. My brôther, stöp dēcêiving yôurself....l

You alwâys cömplain gîrls don't lôve you
becâuse you dôn't have mônēy.😔😔...

Abêg, You yoûrself, do you löve yourself when you're brökê? 😏.....Nô... Tâlk trûe.. Do yöu? 😏 😂🤦
Emaka, go hûstle 😳😳😭😭🤣😂😂

2. Anytime I cook at home, the whole family decides to drink garri😏.... I don't know why😭😂😂

Grace don influence me now 😭😭😅

3. This one that I'm seeing wedding ceremony everywhere, nobody should mīstakenly marry my future wife ooh😂

4. Just because you are using MTN doesn't mean you should allow your teeth to be yellow😂

Grace go blush your teeth 😭😅

5.I saw two blind men fightiñg today and I shouted "I'm supporting the one with kñife🔪"... they both run😂🏃🏃

Too much sense,CHAII!😂😂

6.Those of you who are fond of making fun of short people😒...do you know that short people can sweep the floor without bending😒😒
NONSENSE!!😂

Ask grace e dey among them 😂😂

7. I was passing by a cemetery today when I saw a little girl sitting there crying,,,I felt pitied and approached her" young girl why are you sitting at an unsafe place like this crying "and she replied" my parents and siblings weren't present at my funeral 🙆"
Brothers and sister, I'm still running😂😂😂😂🙆🙆

8. It's only in Africa that you will tell someone how you suffered while growing up and he'll be like "you no suffer pass me"
Suffering too turn competition here...na waa oo😂😂😂😂

9.Ever since I was born I've never seen an ambulance🚑 in a petrol station before...
Does it mean it use blood😱😱🙆🙆🙆

10. You see your babe pic for my phone you come dey Para. Me wey wan use your babe picture as traditional meme😒
Mcheeww🙄
🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

12.You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️

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12/12/2023

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10/12/2023

1k for the winner
What is the name of the bread Jesus use to feed all the Israelites
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09/12/2023

Mention that person that like trekking

08/12/2023

Am not making mouth but before ending of this week Favour will locate you

Say Amen if you throughly believe

07/12/2023

I bet you don't know him he's now a start using Ferrari

06/12/2023

Should I eat the food??

06/12/2023

To Whom It May Concern; pls note

These reptiles get access to our toilets through openings from sock pit and control chambers.

A simple antidote is that on a monthly basis you mix kerosene (2ltr - 4ltr)and salt (N100) and flush your toilets. These reptiles cannot survive with the combination of salt and kerosene. Do this and thank us later

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06/12/2023

Just be honest

02/12/2023

Ohh that's how I listen to China song and started crying not know is there national anthem

02/12/2023

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02/12/2023

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01/12/2023

If i visit you and you offer me food and I say No ..
Pls force me...
Don't mind me...
Am hungry 😭😭😭😭

30/11/2023

RIDDLE
I am a square when you open me I become a circle and when you eat me I am a triangle

What am i😹

30/11/2023

my mom,your mom,our mom will not die untimely death

27/11/2023

I'm looking for a very beautiful girl to marry, character is not an issue, I don already buy koboko😈🤔😡

27/11/2023

Forget heart break…nothing hurts more than looking for spoon while others are eating😭

26/11/2023

Funny jokes🤣😂👇

1.. My sister, if your boyfriend has a car,
Break the windscreen 😁😁
If he doesn't beat you, marry him 🥰coz he's a husband material 😋😋

2.. Beauty✨ is not how you look, it's not how handsome you are, it's not your figure too..😏
Beauty is the inner self.. So change your underwear daily 😜😜

3.. Sorry to disturb you, abeg no vex oo!!just thinking about this since morning 🥺🥺
If I put kerosene for fridge, E go block?? 🤔.. I just dey ask 🚶🚶

4.. I kissed my neighbors daughter in my dream, but she saw me dis morning and pretend and did as nothing happened 😏😏
Girls can pretend eehn😜😂😂

5. I still remember the day I met my Facebook friend,
We were talking and laughing.. Then, her boyfriend out of jealousy pounced out and say.. "Yùñg Tygä,🙄 do u know that making a girl who is not your girlfriend laugh is FUNNYcation?? 🥺🥺
😂😂

©Yùñg Tygä✍️

6.. I have done many mistakes in my life, but fighting in the place where nobody will separate us, I will never try it again 🙅‍♂️
The idiot hold my neck 😭😭😭

7..my neighbors daughter is so stupid 😡
Imagine, she gets zero when I did the assignment for her 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

8.. JEALOUSY GUY BE LIKE:
Him-"babe, where are you 🙄
Her-"I'm in church 😏
Him-"give the phone to Jesus😜😂😂

9.. Please be careful🙏
They are now selling fake rat poison in the Market.. Please be wise before buying it, don't forget to taste it🙈.. The original one taste salty 😂😂

10..the pain of having grandmother who doesn't indulge in witch craft 🤨 people will be taking you and your post for granted knowing fully well that you don't have back up 🤦🏻‍♂️🥺

🙄🙄Dont tell me dat u are planning to scroll down without liking and commenting on my post😏
are u reacting or i should call my grandmother🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️😬
😂😂😂😂
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24/11/2023

When God told animal to
respect man
I don't think mosquito
Attended the meeting

23/11/2023

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. ‘This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.’ The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ‘Which do you want, son?’ The boy takes the quarters and leaves. ‘What did I tell you?’ said the barber. ‘That kid never learns!’ Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. ‘Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?’ The boy licked his cone and replied, ‘Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!’

23/11/2023

This is how people will stand to watch you and your children be successful in Jesus name

21/11/2023

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18/11/2023

If u mother can dance pass them comment