The Good Life Press

28/07/2022

24/04/2020

Hello?
Hello!?
Where did everybody go?

14/04/2020

27/02/2019

03/07/2018

Tawas City Library Friends are having a book sale.

Where: The Northeast Michigan Regional Farm Market.
When: July 14th. 8:00am to 1:00pm.

Hundreds of books to choose from.
"You pick the book, you pick the price"

Thank you for your support.
Michelle Crossley
989-305-6882

27/05/2018

27/05/2018

😂 😂 😂

25/05/2018

By popular demand......We're back!! Please like and share!

14/05/2018

Paraprosdokians

Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of
a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and is frequently
humorous. (Winston Churchill loved them.)

1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you.... but it's still on
my list.

3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

5. We never really grow up.... we only learn how to act in public.

6. War does not determine who is right, only who is left.

7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting
it in a fruit salad.

8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from
many is research.

9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

10. In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of
emergency, notify...." I answered, "a doctor."

11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are
sexy.

12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a
parachute to skydive twice.

13. I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call
whatever you hit the target.

15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than
standing in a garage makes you a car.

16. You're never too old to learn something stupid.

17. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder to find one now.

19/03/2018

It's about time......

DO NOT TEMPT ME, DONUT! I'm a partaker of Pie, Cake included, and when chance affords, a Lamington. But I must draw the line at Donut. They are my Kryptonite...

23/10/2017

Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel

Jon Stewart and his dance crew crashed my show