06/05/2023
Wahala, Dey..ooh🙆🙆 I Don Dīe 🙆😭😭😭
This morning my dad gave me 100 naira to polish his shoe dat he wants to wear to work, but i needed møney to buy aīrtīme, so i quickly went inside my room and use my vasline to polish d shoe.🙈😌😌
Wen my dad came out to wear d shoe he was happy becoz of d way it was shinning so he said to me🙈
Dad: dis aboki really polished dis shoe well oo🤗
Me: yes dad(I smiled)😊
Dad: ok, tell ur mum dat i have gone to work🥰
Me: ok, farewell dad(I was happy)😋😋
It was in d evening & i was in my room watching tv wen i heard my dad's thick voice cālling out my name
Dad: Emmanuel 🙄🙄
Me: yes dad!😳
Dad: go outside and take a good look at d shoe i asked u to polish 4 me dis morning!😏
Wen i got there i could not even recognize d shoe any more😳..🙈it was as if the shoe was a "Dust Magneter" 😆😆d shoe was completely covered with dust, i quickly went back inside😔
Dad: wat did u use in polishing dat shoe🙄🙄
😔I had nothing else to say, so i just told him d truth.. 😞
Me: my vasline🤦🏾♂️🙏
Dad: wat happened to d money i gave to u🙁
Me: i i i....(stammering)😶😐
Dad: u wat?!🙄😡😡
Me: i used it to buy aīrtīme 😓
Dad: aīrtīme 2 do wat☹️☹️
Me: 2 come ønline 🤨🙏
Dad: ok,😏 u knw wat will happen nw, u will go back ønline and narrate this story☹️ and the number of likes u get is d number of days u won't eat in dis house😕nd d number of comments u have is the number of strøkes u get.😡😡
Abeg 🙏 make una no like nd comment plenty.
My dad is watching 😭😭😭😭
@everyone