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28/01/2022
"I wish to apply loving, pastoral care to the children," the Prince stated.
23/01/2022

"I wish to apply loving, pastoral care to the children," the Prince stated.

"Not nearly enough ducks," said one prominent film critic.
29/12/2021

"Not nearly enough ducks," said one prominent film critic.

Happy Holidays, folks!
26/12/2021

Happy Holidays, folks!

From prison, he remarked: "I was playing jazz, that's what you do!"
06/12/2021

From prison, he remarked: "I was playing jazz, that's what you do!"

20/11/2021

Biden Quote: "And I gave him a good ol' "Whappety whap whap!"

In his acceptance speak, Baldwin states: "I'd like to thank my very talented cinematographer. Were it not for her, I wou...
23/10/2021

In his acceptance speak, Baldwin states: "I'd like to thank my very talented cinematographer. Were it not for her, I would not be here today..."

"A fun and direct plunge from one set of Golden Gates to the next!"For the opening weekend state funds will be allocated...
08/10/2021

"A fun and direct plunge from one set of Golden Gates to the next!"

For the opening weekend state funds will be allocated towards hiring a panel of Olympic judges to provide scores.

The live web cam of said boards and subsequent flops will be viewable on numerous online platforms, the proceeds from which will be channeled to mental health programs.

"We wanted to take this often stigmatized act and add a bit of that California pizazz," remarks one City councilor. He continued: "And dare I say - make it fun for the whole family?"

Experts Weigh In: "It was in poor taste."
29/03/2021

Experts Weigh In: "It was in poor taste."

QUOTE: "Let's be frank, his driving has always been lacking."
24/02/2021

QUOTE: "Let's be frank, his driving has always been lacking."

From the Archives [published June 1st]:
06/09/2020

From the Archives [published June 1st]:

QUOTE: "As Americans, this is a measure that we can all rally around."
02/09/2020

QUOTE: "As Americans, this is a measure that we can all rally around."

QUOTE: "Anything to preserve some senes of normalcy for the children."
23/07/2020

QUOTE: "Anything to preserve some senes of normalcy for the children."

LAST QUOTE: "Not sure why this canister of chemicals needs to be pumped in, but okey-dokey. Gotta follow the manual."
05/07/2020

LAST QUOTE: "Not sure why this canister of chemicals needs to be pumped in, but okey-dokey. Gotta follow the manual."

"We want to reward our loyal customers."
20/06/2020

"We want to reward our loyal customers."

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