23/03/2020
Today's Family Fun: Belly Laugh!
Have one person lay down and another person lay their head on the first person's stomach. Then, have them read one of the following bad jokes to the first person. Then, just try not to laugh! Maybe switch places and read more bad jokes!
Knock, Knock!
(Who's there?)
Cows go.
(Cows go who?)
No, cows go moo!
Knock, Knock!
(Who's there?)
Spell.
(Spell who?)
OK, W_H_O.
Knock, Knock!
(Who's there?)
Hatch.
(Hatch who?)
Bless you and please cover your mouth next time.
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, “Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't because I've cut off your arms!"
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, “Uno, dos…” and then p**f, he disappeared without a tres!
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they’d all just say, “Bach Bach Bach!”
What do you do when there’s a sink outside your door on a cold night? You let that sink in.
Did you know that wetting your pants is hereditary? It runs in your jeans.
The depressing thing about tennis is that, no matter how good I get at it, I’ll never be as good as a wall.
I have a vest. If my arms got cut off, it would be a jacket.