Drink The Bleach

10/09/2021

Tosh.0 stole our joke. We did it first.

31/08/2021

28/08/2021

During the podcast Peter Caine Dog Training happened to go live on YouTube and we asked a question. Eventually got an answer. Somebody said we would just get a yeti. Can confirm.

27/08/2021

Don't let your waifus be dreams...

24/08/2021

K O B E D I E D 4 O U R S I N S

24/08/2021

I go wherever Jesus takes me. And maybe, JUST MAYBE, sometimes, he has me undress and recite the Book Of Revelation while I gallop to the land of Pizza The Hut. Where I then wait in line to order a #25; a Double Decker Pe**er Wrecker with extra oyster sauce and extra ham, large Sprite. Maybe a Big Kohanu Burger for the misses if she calls, I know how much she hates pizza. But f**k, I cannot get enough of it. While waiting in line, I see a curvature of massive proportions shake in my vision. The M**F in front of me. Oh, the devil's temptin' me today. I sweat enough to refill the Sahara, I take a big gulp, and the thing of horrors that fills my ears. A sound only dying stars could make. This bitch f**king rips ass as she walks past with her small, defenseless, poor little baby boy. A test from the Heavens, surely? I know what I must do. I have shifted from waiting for my order, a #25; a Double Decker Pe**er Wrecker with extra oyster sauce and extra ham, large Sprite. Maybe a Big Kohanu Burger for the misses if she calls, I know how much she hates pizza. But f**k, I cannot get enough of it, to waiting for the return of this gas gypsy. I saw them again, I knew I was Abraham incarnate, and her small boy, Isaac. There was no ram, however. I sucker punched that little s**t so hard, he swallowed his nose. His mom, mouth unhinged like my ex-snake wife, Jaime Pressly. Her child, head turned inside-out from a single blow with the strength of a thousand gods. And me, satisfied I saved another life, and recieving my food, a #25; a Double Decker Pe**er Wrecker with extra oyster sauce and extra ham, large Sprite. Maybe a Big Kohanu Burger for the misses if she calls, I know how much she hates pizza. But f**k, I cannot get enough of it. I fly away back home where I lay my eggs and hybernate with my sacks for the next 30 years, or until it gets warm enough for my hatchlings to burst. I teach them how to hunt their pray, and cacoon them to decompose the flesh, making it easier for consumption. We shall not consume all of course. Some we will brainwash with a special race from Florgiha, a worm like parasite that is driven into the ear drum and placed next to the pinneal gland. We will swarm Earth with our kind and take it over, teaching them our technological advancments, and harboring this entire side of the galaxy, eradicating all that passes through our highway. We are no pit stop. We are Xambertz, from the planet Florgiha. We will enslave all, defile all, consume all, and we will... Take. Over. All. In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen.

24/08/2021

The new live action Dragon Ball Z looks sick!

24/08/2021

I remember like it was yesterday

18/08/2021

Lmao lil man gettin lit

15/08/2021

We found the mic chord. New episodes will be much, much louder.

14/08/2021

We drank the chocolate syrup 40s happy and with our mouth open. If only the devil was temptin' us with 5 sisters and they come and their clothes fall off. And then our clothes fall off and then all of a sudden, there's an earthquake. No one messes with the RedNexes.

10/08/2021

HONEY GET THE GUN, THE F**KEN MOLEMEN-SHADOW PEOPLE-SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMONS ARE INVADING OUR CELLER AGAIN. THEYRE TRYING TO HIT THE GOLD MINE

09/08/2021

So due to unfortunate events, our next episode will be a memorial episode for a celebrity that unexpectingly passed away quite recently. That being one of the five memebers of the sketch-comedy group, The Whitest Kids U' Know, Trevor Moore. Not much is known about the cause of death, just know it was an accident. Regardless, we are going to remember him for the laughs that him and the boys brought to everyone through their satire and just genius level humor. Our condolences and thank you for everything. Our next episode will f**king rock, I swear!

06/08/2021

To: Fellow Scum And Slime
Alright, look here ya' f**ken nerds. We are recording today, a muh fuggin' episode. Even though we personally enjoy doing this, just as a free time thing, we would GREATLY enjoy if any of the over 100 of you would post here on the page, and maybe even discuss or talk about the podcast. What you guys might wanna hear us talk more about, react to certain stuff, suggestions for stuff to read or watch. It would mean a lot if we could get this page actually "alive" instead of the s**tposts and the few likes we do get on those s**tposts. Even if y'all wanna s**tpost, don't get out of hand with it, but make a fun thing every once in awhile. WE WANT THIS TO LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER! Thank you to the ones that listen to the podcast, you are our heart that keeps us pumping, you troglodytes. 💖

~Drink The Bleach

02/08/2021

ayoo cuh we stay strapt in deez streetz

02/08/2021

Yo bro, you got any PEZ? I got this wicked awesome coo-coo pet birdie man PEZ dispenser, but I left my candy at home.
Say man, you wanna help me dig a hole for my dead uncle?

02/08/2021

Yoo that baby is like, so cool! I bet he rides Harley Davidson and takes home withered women from the bar down the street. A bandana for each day of the year! Has a tattoo of the name of all three of his deceased wives, and a bottle of aged 18 year gin for each one too! Drowns all of his sorrow and sniffs all of regrets until he spirals downwards into a deep depression and ends up killing his recent wife, Barb, with the 9mm he keeps in his travel bag on his 1998 Harley (best year). And again, as all things it must come to an end, he realizes the mistake that was made as he bites the barrel of his handgun, and sheds one last tear for Barb.
Barb, honey? Will you ever forgive me if we do the old saying; an eye for an eye? Will you?
*bang*
That lonely tear, wasn't the last thing that was shed, that night.
I bet that baby drinks malt liquor on Tuesdays! Dude, that baby is so f**ken cool!

02/08/2021

Your music Dewey.. It kills people.

31/07/2021

Awww s**t. I spilled my bean sock, guys.