13/05/2022
ah, who fu**in cares you wont read this anyway but i thought it was funny and should be documented... cheers nerds!
Convo of the day, maybe week judges are still tallying the numbers...
once upon a time it was said...
I said:
the world is filled with capitilist consumer drones... MONEY IS FU***NG DYIIIINNGGGGGG..... 5 YEARS BYE BYE BYE.... HIT IT N'SYNC
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MY BUDDY:
It really is maneee s**ts gonna be so high the economy is gonna be so fu**ed ain't even gonna have the paper to print it
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DUDE ... we know what they are switching too... banking is converting to blockchain... not crypto... blockchain banking
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PEOPLE ARE F**KKKKEEEDDDDD FOR A DECADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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FUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
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DOO YOU HEAR MEEEE!!!
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FU**ED!!!!!
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no ifs ands hows when where whys or no what nots... FU**ED!
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money will hyperinflate to the point of death... and we will be in a war with the other super powers.... no one believes in that... but china is rolling out block chain banking at the olympics.... as a test... then america will try to act like it can fix this.... and then they wont... and then new world order.... and then we coo
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f**k man... just give me my one world government already... SHEESH!
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america is going to be a literall nightmare to live in because this country is filled with ball less babies who think they are immortal being american...
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we are going to lose everything...
MY BUDDY:
Yeah we've already lost a back bone
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because america is going to be the re****ed kid trying to hold on for dear life
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we havent had back bone since mel gibson in the patriot
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or mel gibson in brave heart...
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you know what we haven had back bone since we lost mel gibson....
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FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You sent.."by the end of this war i will kill you colonel"
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you better get used to s**t ass bro... the next 10 years for our country is going to suck doggie dicks for meer nickles not quarters...
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i have to suck 5 dogs to play a game of pac man... thats not cool...
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sigh
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that is america in a nut shell....
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(mic drop)
MY BUDDY:
Lmfao
MY BUDDY:
So direct to the s**t
MY BUDDY:
No sugar coating here
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its funny cause you get it huh
You sent.. i appreciate it but dont interrupt me blowing these dogs please.... i wanna play pac man
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NOT FU**IN MRS. PAC MAN GOD DAMNIT!! I AM A BOY DAMON, GOD DAMN BIG BALLS WAMPA WAMPA PAC MAN!!
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ahem...
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was what i was trying to say....
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but AMERICA is! WOOOO look at these jokes tonight for mr. mesiah bishop... he funny
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i should do stand up....
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wanna hear another one? super hilarious...
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best joke ever...
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wanna hear it?
MY BUDDY:
Sure
You sent..LIFE...
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bahahhahhaahhaha
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bahahhhahahahahhahah
MY BUDDY:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
MY BUDDY:
Yeah
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OMG
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BAHAHAH;GOIHDA;EWORIGE;ADOGNAE;OGNW;EOSGNEA;ORGNAEWR'PJIG
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GOD DAMNIT THAT IS FUNNY!
MY BUDDY:
It's true
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woo.... comedy is easy man...
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i really cant wait to hear the american piggies squeel lol...
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people are so fu**in dumb...
MY BUDDY:
Yeah
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like slap myself side show silly fu**in dumb ass dumb...
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the fact anyone goes to work anymore is just comedy to me...
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oh...
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wait....
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we dont do s**t, produce s**t, or really DO....anything...
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eesh...
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we make movies and sell guns to the countries we go to war with...
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do you realize how re****ed that is....not just because of the fact people die... or that people dont see it...or that ... x1000 things... but because... we wouldnt have war without.... US! do you get that?... maybe russia but russia is like a man who went trans... just tell him hes a bitch and to S**U the men are talking.... china america... we fu**ing....luh whoooooooosee.... lmao....
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china owns the world... its quite clear lmao.... but americans be like... naw bro... you hear about the fu**in super duper light sabre thats like wireless n just cut all of chinas mens heads off in one foul swoop... dont wanna f**k with us.... we're america! WOOO AMERICA F**K YEAH! COMIN AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHER FU**IN DAY YEAH!...
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just cause america is STILL one of the 3 places and still THEE most likely to use nuclear weapons, and will... and be promptly demolished due to this fact... will be bum bum r***d by tom greene in a moose carcass...
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babylon (us) is falling... we are doomed... flat out...simple as that... bring me my chinese hat... or f**k it... can we just get together and stop using these fake lines that only segregate people by economic value and cause us to be able to turn a blind eye to pieces of FU***NG HUMANITY!!! do you realize in africa the beaches are literally s**t.... literally fu**in filled with S**T!....because they have no proper plumbing... none... they walk and live and eat and f**k and breathe... S**T all day long and twice on sunday....
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s**t?
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quite literally s**t good sir...
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like poo poo... they walk in it... all day... with dirty butts... and no food... and sick people...
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lmao... america the great...any country the great... f**k you all... you all suck... blow the fu**in earth up idc anymore you fa**ots...
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there all baby r**ers, and fu**in f**s, and worship stupid ass demons, and love being a bad bad boy... f**k em all... earth sucks.... if earth had any fu**in integrity it would shake us off like we were an infestation of tics and burn us all... we deserve it
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WHERE IN THE F**K ARE ALL THE MEN! fu**in fa**ots in this world.....
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ALL THE FOREFATHER ASS MEEENNNNN that would never take this type of FAGGOTRY!!!
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what the F**K!!
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we are ran by fu**in p**ophiles, fa**ots, and people who F**K YOUR KIDS!!!!! ARE YOU FU***NG KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TURN YOU INTO A SLAVEEEE WITHOUT MERCY!!!!!!!!
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POISON YOU!!!!!!!
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KILL YOU DAY BY DAY, AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY...!!!
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you just bend over and pull the tighty whities down and take that big dick dont ya!?...but this generations men arent fa**ots.... scared bitch ass ball less p**o fa**ot following n**i drones!
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UGH!!!
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so yeah... thats what i think about day to day...
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youll be fine with out your truck buddy
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say f**k that truck...
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lol... you just jaw dropped stunned... like what...the...f**k....did i just read...
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lmao
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wanna know how to fix this..... straight up?
2:12 PM
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unite the street gangs, form militias, organize over 50k man formations to speak about this exact fact... who and what we are.... p**s people off to the point they realize they arent fa**ots or to be ran by this, PREPARE! to be engaged by our military, lose some people, and watch the military not turn into n**i's...cause its not them that are bad... and then point all the guns at the fa**ots.... and watch them run away.... run away baby r**ers... and take our fu**ing country back, then we will smith china and drop 10 nukes and blow all those stupid fu**in billions of people to smithoreenies... and say suck my red white and blue dick bitch... stop them from production of ALL goods... drop every boarder but those who oppose... blow them to smithereenies... damage control and hope we have not fu**ed up the earth too bad... fix what we did blowing up g**s... drop all boarders... install new world order... with strong men of ethics and morality... divide wealth evenly to all as a beginning... live in homeostasis with earth, instead of stupid fu**in worthless dips**t meaningless profit gains, and only produce awesome s**t... lambos, masions, big ass cows for steaks, lobster, big tittied just complete wh**es who love to f**k.... and then just fu**in drive fast, smoke everything and party, f**k and make a bunch of babies since we killed so many du*****es, teach them openly of mankinds retardation, and laugh gloriously about how it will never happen again because who ever let that happen... well those are f**s... not like gay people.... but like a fag... you know a gay that has to act fu**in GAY.... and then be really bitchy and faggy about it...or a man that wants to become a woman... and wont shut the f**k up and go to transland where we put retards like that.... f**k your gender, f**k your identity, f**k america, f**k every country, f**k boarders, f**k covid 19, f**k will smith, f**k, anthony hardaway, f**k alfalfa from the little rascals, f**k ashley simpsons sexy ass (literally) f**k, ray liotta, f**k barry bonds, f**k omar raffikki, this guy i dont know, f**k barrack obama, and george dubbya, f**k bill and hilary clinton, f**k adolph hi**er, f**k stalin, and vladamir putin too, f**k charlamegne the god, f**k ed sheeran, f**k lucy lui, f**k forrest gump and bubba too, f**k ren and stimpy, f**k double dragon, f**k poorly washed shoes, f**k the mailman, f**k the prison barber, f**k the shoe shiner, f**k frank ocean, f**k frank that loves lotion, f**k akon, and tpain, and lil wayne, and drake, and travis scott, and, nikki manaj and f**k cardi B, and f**k jaden smith, and f**k willow smith, and f**k trumps hott ass daughter, and f**k lisa McNickey, the lady down that street, f**k pat pagonia, f**k red foreman, f**k ashton kutchor, double f**k mila kunis cause shes amazing and can have my babies, f**k miley, billy and noah cyrus, f**k selena williams, f**k there manager, f**k there press agent, f**k while we are at it f**k tennis, oh yeah f**k all other stupid ass sports, f**k frank sinatra, f**k dale earnhart, all of em, f**k em all... f**k every person who worked on the show lost, and there fu**in mommas too, f**k tom cruise, and f**k scientology, and f**k science, and f**k tology, and f**k every stupid lying ass bitch made religion made to lie, steal, kill, control, and dumb down our world, f**k all condom manufacturers, anyone who works in the field is a dick, because they hate there dicks, f**k steve buscemi, and f**k burt backarack, f**k the tiger that attacked siegfried and roy, f**k seigfried but not roy, f**k blue irish sping soap, f**k yellow anti bacterial soap, stinks, f**k walmart, and f**k bad boy records, f**k DJ vlad, ADAM22, and akademics, f**k everyone who is in a street gang and doesnt realize they are being manipulated and fooled into genocide on your own people because your incredibly powerful when united and supporting one another, f**k tabacco companies, and f**k these new w**d companies, f**k big pharma, f**k every american made industry product or you know what f**k every american and every thing that comes out of this s**t ass place, f**k luke skywalker, anakin was right, f**k the rebellion kill em all but fart in there face first, f**k jenny jones, f**k rikki lake, f**k ed norton, naw, i take that back, hes a good ass actor, but f**k his cousin, and they momma, f**k TGIFridays, f**k ruby tuesdays, f**k mall of america, f**k cornocopia, f**k easter, and every person who dresses as an easter bunny, f**k the fact santa isnt real, f**k blue jays, f**k rude baes, f**k dude g**s, cause le****ns are AWESOME! f**k moon glaze, f**k rune scape, f**k tuesdays, and the blues, its gay, f**k the company manscape, f**k the fact men love to man r**e, f**k the fact men like to r**e, and f**k r**e, f**k a dinner date, f**k willie mays, f**k sunshine, and the foggy days, f**k lightnint, and f**k thunder, f**k those who would love nothing more then to pillage and plunder, f**k a pirate, and a rab scallion, f**k romeo, juliette and, everyone who thinks olive garden is really italian, f**k windows, just in general, f**k mirrors, f**k deers, f**k qu**rs, f**k the fact i dont have so so many more delicious delicous beers, stop fu**ing steers cause they make, steak, magic muschrooms, and can be tipped over and that rules, f**k prince, and f**k anything coming with lemon sense, f**k people who are entirely devoted to remaining re****ed, dips**t ass, and dense, f**k the dollar store, f**k ballers, people who "holla" and any bitch not chained and wearing and sexy fu**in collar, f**k rammstein, f**k land mines, f**k that last guy who thought i was wrong, but im not and his family can choke on a dick and die, f**k red man, and pink eye, and f**k pink, and f**k all jewish rabbi, f**k bobba the fett, the jets, guests, death, not getting enough rest, and f**k chess, f**k GUESS, f**k gucci and f**k lionel, and f**k ritchie, f**k bill and ted, f**k a dips**t in green bottoms with top red, f**k any man named ned, f**k the idea of being r***d ruined, slave and forced to live in bare back dick fu**ing dread, f**k keds, f**k cuzzoos' f**k every single thing i forgot, cause i could go on... and never ever forget... f**k you too.... (Salute) (Mic drop)
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that made me happy... i feel so alive... 😊 phew... if you ever want me to carry on... i will... just effe why eye....
MY BUDDY:.....(floored jaw)
