Cinephile Hissy Fit

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If the Daily Wire existed in 1985, this is the film they’d have made.I’m reading the book The Last Action Heroes (by ) a...
01/26/2025

If the Daily Wire existed in 1985, this is the film they’d have made.

I’m reading the book The Last Action Heroes (by ) and I admit I was intrigued by Chuck Norris, who I never gave much thought to before and whose films I mostly ignored. This seemed like the most promising of his filmography and, well, it delivered.

However… not because of Norris. He’s more stiff than a wood plank (though the one-liner “I’ll hit you with some many rights you’ll be begging for a left” is baller as f**k). Nor is it the jingoistic, American ra-ra that marks the film’s thesis.

No, I’m giving the props to director Joseph Zito, a director known to add a touch of class to genre fare (see The Prowler specifically to see a film with amazing style and grace with a plot that does not deserve it). He treats this shameless anti-communist propaganda with deadly seriousness which, ironically, gives it so much charm.

During a scene where communists enter an affluent suburban neighborhood, we see the “American Dream” on display (kids playing football in the streets, couples walking their dogs, young teenagers necking in the car… the only thing missing is Apple Pie on the windowsill). Then it is taken away by not one, not two, but eight houses being blown up while the communists sneer and laugh. It ain’t subtle but it’s provocative as is seeing communist commandos take over busy malls and gorgeous beaches.

It’s all very very earnest, incredibly racist, and stuffed with “glorious purpose”… it really wants you to pay attention to these communist fellows from other countries! Yet, its physical artistic power can’t be ignored.

Poll Question: Is Invasion USA…

NEW on Film Obsessive: Don doesn't put the op-ed hat on too often in his writing, but he gladly torched 1700 words on Os...
01/25/2025

NEW on Film Obsessive: Don doesn't put the op-ed hat on too often in his writing, but he gladly torched 1700 words on Oscar snubs and salutes from the 97th Academy Award nominations. Enjoy!

Snubs for Oscars show up every year between public favorites and cinephile darlings and the 97th show is no different.

01/23/2025
With David Lynch’s unfortunate passing I decided to fill the one blindspot of his I had… ironically his last feature fil...
01/20/2025

With David Lynch’s unfortunate passing I decided to fill the one blindspot of his I had… ironically his last feature film he made too… Inland Empire.

Per usual, it’s fascinating and challenging. Coupled with Twin Peaks: The Return, I’d say this is his cruelest work. There is hardly any room for light. And also by using a digital camera for his many extreme closeups, we often feel like we’re violating the characters.

Major props to Laura Dern for putting herself out there. Her performance is raw and uncomfortable and she isn’t afraid to look bad for the camera to propel the story.

Pictured here are some trademark Lynch closeups.

01/15/2025

I know it’s only 14 days into the new year, but I feel like it’s about the time I should be placing bets on what movie gets the unoriginal and dripping-with-hyperbole label of “the first great movie of 2025” and which clickbait site or writer says it.

01/13/2025
Wow, I can think of very few films I’ve ever seen that look and feel like this (maybe Bram Stoker’s Dracula comes close)...
01/11/2025

Wow, I can think of very few films I’ve ever seen that look and feel like this (maybe Bram Stoker’s Dracula comes close)… one of those films where it seems IMPOSSIBLE to imagine it was actually filmed but rather comes from a different planet fully formed.

As a Lord of the Rings guy (book and movies), I can see where Tolkien got some of his ideas for a launching point into creating his own English mythology which the Arthurian legends. This is also apparent when you find out that director John Boorman designed a lot of this movie AS Lord of the Rings before a subject change.

If there are demerits to hand out, it would be the VERY clunky action scenes as well as the plethora of actors who look exactly a like making some scenes pretty damn confusing.

is a f**king smoke show in this by the way.

01/10/2025
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01/08/2025

Thanks for helping us grow in 2024!

Not far behind Film Obsessive's "Best of 2024" is this list of the staff picks for last year's most underrated and under...
01/03/2025

Not far behind Film Obsessive's "Best of 2024" is this list of the staff picks for last year's most underrated and underseen movies. Our own Don Shanahan chimed in to toot the horns of GUY FRIENDS, ADAM THE FIRST, DANDELION, and my personal #1 film of the year EXHIBITING FORGIVENESS. Your curated delivery of buried treasure is right here:

Following Film Obsessive's 24 Best of 2024 list is this list of overlooked and underseen films that helped make 2024 a great year for cinema.

For the fourth year in a row, Film Obsessive has hosted Don's annual op-ed suggesting "New Year's Resolutions for the Mo...
01/02/2025

For the fourth year in a row, Film Obsessive has hosted Don's annual op-ed suggesting "New Year's Resolutions for the Movie Industry." Free of being an upstanding critic for a piece, it's often as loose as he gets in digital print. Some hopes come true and some don't, but they're a blast to write about. Enjoy!

Editor-in-Chief Don Shanahan presents his annual industry New Year's Resolutions for changes and improvements

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12/31/2024

NYE

12/30/2024

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Well, when you make Spider-Man movies without Spider-Man…
12/26/2024

Well, when you make Spider-Man movies without Spider-Man…

Sony Pictures CEO Tony Vinciquerra says "Madame Web" and "Kraven the Hunter" are not terrible movies.

Rose Glass, in just two feature films, has managed to ascend into rarified air with recent heavy weights like  in that s...
12/26/2024

Rose Glass, in just two feature films, has managed to ascend into rarified air with recent heavy weights like in that she manages to capture the specific minutia of every day life in small communities and what happens when horror enters that space all while appealing to a wider sense of humanity. Glass also adds subtle (but terrifying) body horror to the proceedings and, despite providing us characters that make us want to hope, against all odds, doesn’t relieve us of watching those characters wade through the hell of their own making.

Like Saint Maud, Loves Lies Bleeding provides us with people we WANT to succeed… and even provides us glimpses of hope in which we, the audience, go “finally, something will go right for these people” before it inevitably crashes down. It’s nihilism at its finest and for those with lower tolerance to tension, can be a test of patience. But not for me. Nihilism is my jam.

Backing Glass’ often dream (or nightmare) logic is stupendous performances from not only Kirsten Stewart and the always reliable Ed Harris but from whose character challenges the typical male gaze as well as the noir femme fatale. She’s brilliant.

The whole thing is brilliant actually and you need to give it a spin. Beautiful, haunting, and, most importantly, challenging, Love Lies Bleeding is one of my favorites of 2024, if not THE favorite.

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