01/06/2025
LAWD, y’all… we got snow in the Mississippi! Well, kinda. It’s not the dreamy, blanket-the-ground, Hallmark movie kind of snow you see up in Maine. No, this is Mississippi snow—tiny little pellets that look suspiciously like dandruff. Seriously, I caught myself brushing off my shoulders before I realized it wasn’t me!
The forecast called it “winter weather,” but bless it, this snow wouldn’t even chill an iced tea. The ground didn’t even try to hold on to it. One minute it’s snowing, and the next, the sun’s like, “Nice try, y’all.”
Meanwhile, half the South is in a full-blown frenzy. Somebody already raided the Piggly Wiggly for all the bread and milk, and Cousin Ray’s probably dusting off his 4-wheeler, convinced he’s about to ride it through the Arctic. It’s pure Southern chaos at its finest.
Now, I’m just sitting here, sipping my coffee, watching these little snow specks do their best. Bless their hearts. Maine, I love you, but this Mississippi snow has a charm all its own.
Don’t blink, or you might miss it ❄️🤣