Cults I'd Join

02/19/2025

Good news for the cult, you guys! New leadership has arrived!

02/05/2025

You guys! Cult snack!!!

01/20/2025

You guys!!!!! LEONARD PELTIER IS FREE!!!!!!!!

12/17/2024

Hate sin but love the patriarchy? Do you also look good in blue and enjoy having the COOLEST NAMES IN THE WORLD?? Then we'll see you over at Gloriavale for a little bit of fun and whole lot of work! And wait till you hear about how we'll be getting married! Phew!!!

12/10/2024

A group cause we can all get behind

11/19/2024

We've got magic. We've got capes. We've got exploitation of labor, time travel, and an infallible leader who can GET IT. See you in the worlds coolest underground temples!
Can't wait to join Damanhur with ya'll in the morning!

07/22/2024

Hello Cults I'd Join!!!
It's been a WHILE since I've posted here, or put up new eps... SHEESH I am so super sorry for that, and here, at long last, is the explanation and loose plan!
*Ok 1, where have we been?!?!:,
--As you have already surmised with your kind and patient posts (thank you), Ameran and I have mostly just been REALLY swamped of late, and have not been able to wring the hours this takes out of our work weeks (we both work multiple jobs) to make this happen, so finally we just agreed to let go of the ball for a few months.
--Speaking for me specifically, I've had some significant health problems (they're getting fixed!), some personal losses, piled on top of 3 jobs, momming, and a nervous system that went haywire with all this hitting at once. Unfortunately, I learned about myself during this time that my biggest stressor is social media, so it is likely that this page will be mostly ya'll, with a little smattering of me. Which is maybe how it should be anyway? That's the community model :).
*2, Ok where are we gonna be?!?!:
--As in, what's up with the show? The show as we know it (I tell Ameran all about the cults I'd join) WILL be returning, and those episodes will be the same fun and format as always. HOWEVER, we can't guarantee consistency of release times given our schedules, SO...
I am working out how I can do just Jesse eps in the meantime to keep giving ya'll content, both here and on the Patreon. A few options:
--I interview old community or culty friends about their various experiences or our shared ones.
--I read some fabulous reddit threads or private messages about other people's culty experiences.
--I pick a culty show to recap on my own that ya'll also love-- Plathville? My 5 Wives? M Night Shyamalan's The Servant?
--I do mini-sodes (not that mini, our regular eps are LONG) covering different cult practices, rather than groups themselves-- flogging, sacred garments, food rules, s*x rules...
Let me know your preferences so I can make something we all have fun with!

Ok, that's the long update. Again,
*SO sorry for the long silence, I've been really shut away from the public per my own brain chemistry.
*Regular eps WILL be returning, we're just not sure when.
*New just me eps are forthcoming, if ya'll want them and how ya'll want them
*We all need to agree that social media is my soft spot and I will communicate better but also will not overdo it on the screen time.

I MISS ALL OF YOU AND YOU ARE THE BEST!!! Consider this an online potluck and hug session!!!

06/01/2024

05/30/2024

Keep sweet. No, sweeter. No, SWEETER THAN THAT! It's FLDS time again at CIJ, and we're putting on our favorite dresses and talking CRAZY cult leaders vs average cult leaders. Braid your hair and we'll see you on the inside!
Your next Patreon episode is here and we're out of The Garden and back in Polygamy. You know we can't quit it!
If you're not on the Patreon yet, it's just $4.99 per month, and it DOUBLES your CIJ weekly episodes. We had a blast covering the first half of Keep Sweet this week, and can't wait to chat about it with all of you!

05/28/2024

We're BACK and it's Ameran's turn to teach Jesse a thing or two! This week we'll need you to grab your best matching group tee, your inexplicably decorated wooden paddle, and of course, an irresponsible amount of alcohol. Oh, and bring a few candles and a working lighter, in case we need to perform any midnight oath rituals. We have missed our weekly chats with you, and we can't wait to join the Greek Sorority and Fraternity system with you!!!

04/17/2024

Ya'll. Put down everything you're doing and join this commune with us. The drama is HIGH, and the barriers to zombie hunters are LOW.
See you tomorrow for those of you on the Patreon for episode 2 of The Garden!

04/02/2024

Oh hey giant man in the desert, nice to meet you... oh my! You're on fire! And everyone is dancing around you and they're spinning fire! And there are so many hula-hoops! And why are giant sculptures driving toward me... oh I get it. I've joined Burning Man! Yay! Welcome, fellow burners, it's fire time!!! See ya'll on The Playa!