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All the breaking news from Satellite Beach and surrounding areas!!

10/26/2023

Community news: In retaliation for not being included in the free parking pass for all Satellite Beach lots, Indian Harbor is now charging for parking at Lowe’s. Many fear war is imminent

10/19/2023

BREAKING:
Realizing that booting vehicles is not cost effective , the city of Satellite Beach announces it is now just setting cars on fire if they have not paid to park
Picture: Hightower beach (probably)

10/19/2023

Breaking:
The SBPD has requested assistance from the FBI swat team to enforce the “No Candy Throwing” rule at this Saturdays golf cart parade.

10/19/2023

Community News:
Local Mexican restaurant closes doors for good!
Beachside residents are extremely disappointed that they will now only have 12 different choices for Mexican instead of 13.

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