07/16/2024
โWell, Undertakerโs different than most of the talent in the locker room. He is the ultimate leader. If something goes wrong, he reprimands you, you know. He controls s**t. He makes sure everything is worked smoothly backstage, and nobody has any heat with anybody, and he calms it down. Heโs like the judge and the executioner. And they came up with this idea that Iโm gonna work with Undertaker, and weโre gonna end it in a casket match. So โ and I never had a problem talking with Taker, we always got along well, and you know, he listened to all my ideas. And I spit โem out, and we went out and did โem.
But before that match, the week before at Raw, Bruce Prichard came to me. And him and Undertaker are very, very close friends. He said, โI want you to, I want to play a rib on Taker,โ he said. Iโm like, โAh, f**k no, Jesus, come on man.โ This is Monday Night Raw here weโre shooting, right? So the rib was, during the commercial break, because we went two segments. So I get him down, you know, weโre both down. Like a double down situation. And we go to commercial. So Iโve got about three minutes to do this rib. So I come up and I start โ no, sorry, we were not in a double down. I was still up but Undertaker was laying flat before he would sit up.โSo I crawled down between his legs when we went to a break. And now, Iโve crawled around and kind of touch Undertakerโs chest, and his head and stuff like that. But I started crawling up his legs. And itโs very sick, I mean just crawling up his legs and getting closer, teasing. Kind of feeling, right. And then I look up at the audience, and I give this big olโ tongue thing, just the [licks his lips]. And I grab my hand like this and I put it right on his dick. And Iโm just rubbing right there, and Iโm making these faces all sexual like. And Iโm like, โWhat the f**kk am I doing? Bruce is gonna kill meโฆif I donโt do it, you know. And itโs like, Undertakerโs gonna kill me after this.โ
โAnd I run back, and I hide. And f**king Takerโs hot. Heโs mad, I mean, mad. You donโt wanna make Undertaker mad. And he comes back, and heโs looking for me. โGod dammit,โ and heโs cussing and heโs throwing s**t. And Bruce had to calm him down and say, โThat was me, I told Dustin to do that. That was a rib.โ So he finally calmed down and then he laughed about it, and I poked my face out and knew everything was okay. And we went up and shaked hands and hugged and all that.โ - Goldust๐๐