The Joking Game

10/20/2023

10/16/2023

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08/21/2023

A man walked into a restaurant and yelled out his order aggressively,

"Please give me 2 pieces of chicken 🍗 and give everyone here 2 pieces of chicken each because when I eat, others must eat too".

So the waiter served everybody their food.

After they had finished eating, the man yelled out again,

"Give me one bottle of whiskey and give everyone here 1 bottle of brandy each because when I drink, everyone must drink too".

The waiter severed everyone their drinks.

Everybody in the restaurant were really happy
and started hailing the man,

"Jack, the great! " 😂

After the man, Jack, had finished drinking, he shouted again,

"Give me my bill and give everyone here their bills too because when I pay my bills, everyone must pay their bills too "😂😂😂😂😂

08/17/2023

My neighbor was sick and invited a native doctor to his house. I warned, pleaded, and begged him to wait for God's time, but he refused. So I left him. And then they went inside his house.

After the native doctor finished doing his enchantment, he told my neighbor that the sickness is incurable, but it can be transferred to another person, and my neighbour eagerly agreed.

The native doctor then told my neighbour that the first person that will enter his house, he should shout "Taarh" and the sickness will transfer to the person and the person will die, except the person replies with "Retaarh" to backfire my neighbor's incantation.

My neighbor agreed, and the native doctor left in a hurry, forgetting to collect his money for the service he
had offered.

My neighbour sat down in his living room and kept his door open, waiting for the first victim that will pass through that door. He couldn't bear his sickness anymore.

While on the way to his shrine, the native doctor then remembered that he had forgotten to collect his money and decided to go back to collect it.

Immediately the native doctor stepped foot at my neighbor's door, my neighbor shouted,

"Taarh!"

To which the native doctor shouted,

"Retaarh!"

And my neighbour shouted again,

"Reretaaarh!"

The native doctor again retorted,

"Rereretaaaarh!"

This noise started since yesterday morning and up till now they are both shouting,
“Rerererererererererererererererereretaaaaaaaaarrrhhhh!"... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

08/11/2023

I was at the pharmacy earlier yesterday when a drunkard entered the shop and shouted,

"Give me a cond*m!"

The lady at the counter asked,

"Can't you use a decent language and respectful tone?"

The drunkard quickly unzipped his trousers, placed his pen*s on the counter, flipped his index finger to point down, and asked in a posh accent,

"Madam, do you have some clothes... for this baby?"
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08/11/2023

A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door, opens it, and sees a man standing there.

He asks the lady, "Do you have a Va**na?"

But she slams the door in disgust.

The next morning she hears a knock at the door. It is the same man, and he asks the same question to the woman, "Do you have a Va**na?"

She slams the door again.

Later that night when her husband gets home, she tells him what has happened for the last two days.

The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey, I will be taking the day off tomorrow in order to be at home just incase this guy shows up again."

The next morning they hear a knock at the door and they both ran for the door.

The husband whispers to the wife, "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen, and if it is the same guy, I want you to answer yes to the question, because I want to a see where he's going with this."

She agrees with her husband and opens the door.

Sure enough, the same fellow is standing there, and he asks, "Do you have a Va**na?"

"Yes I do." says the lady.

The man replies, "Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's va**na and start using yours?"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[What do you think the husband will do while hiding behind the door?]

08/10/2023

A beer company was hiring a taster, someone to taste the beers before they are taken for selling. So they placed adverts, and one afternoon, a man walked into the manager's office asking to be employed.

The manager tried to figure out how he could drive him away, but couldn't come up with an idea. So the manager decided to give him a trial. He ordered his secretary to give the man a glass of wine 🍷

The man took a sip and said, "It's red wine, Varietal, three years old, grown on rift valley, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct!" The manager exclaimed, "well, give him another one, let's see." And he was given.

The man took a sip again and said, "it's Guinness, a combination of barley, roast malt extract, and brewers yeast brewed around Ikeja Lagos 2 years ago"

"Incredible!" said the manager.

Now, the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your urine in a cup, let's see if he will get that."

So the man was given the cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said, "female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant, and if I'm not given this job, sir, I will tell your wife the person responsible for the pregnancy."

Both the manager and the secretary fainted 😁😳

Guess what, the man got the job.

07/24/2023

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07/22/2023

At a wedding ceremony the pastor asked if there was anyone who had any reason why the marriage shouldn't go on; it was time to stand up and speak, or forever let them hold their peace.

The moment of utter silence was interrupted by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She started slowly walking toward the pastor.

Everything quickly turned to chaos.
The bride slapped the groom.
The groom's mother fainted.
The bridal trail scooted towards the door.
The groom's men huddled together like a bereaved flock, wondering how best to help save the situation.

The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?"
The woman replied, "I can't hear from the back."
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