01/15/2026
This old gem has been circulating recently and it's a good one.
Bring back true grit.
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Dear Seminole:
Report in top physical condition when you come in on August 19. We do not have time to wait for anyone to get in shape. We depart for Southern Mississippi three weeks after you report and I am looking for the 50 toughest men to go with me. Fat people will be left behind in their tracks. Kicking, conditioning, and ex*****on will win the opener. The only thing you MUST do is be in better condition that your opponent NO MATTER HOW GOOD HE IS!
Have your hair cut before you report. No beards, no mustache below your upper lip, sideburns no lower than your ear lobes, no hair sticking out in front of your helmet and flaring out below the back rim of your helmet. Keep afros normal (or braid it). Bring a coat and tie and dress shirt with you for trips. We will dress like men - not children.
Be sure to have your head screwed on right when you get here. We will work toward one "common goal" when you report and that is to get after Southern Mississippi! If you do not make the top 50, be disciplined enough to make us a better team through hustle and good morale. We need everybody!
Leave all pets at home. I do not want them in our housing.
See you August 19, 1977, at 11:00 A.M.
HAIL FSU!
Sincerely,
BOBBY BOWDEN
Head Football Coach