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02/19/2025

100 years ago everyone had a horse and only the rich had cars.
Now everyone owns a car and only the rich have horses.
The stables have turned!

02/19/2025

Birthdays are good for you. Studies show people who have more birthdays live longer.

02/18/2025

Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

02/18/2025

Good morning except those who don’t stop at a stop sign.Get your greetings somewhere else

02/18/2025

If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, then why the heck is there a song about it?

02/18/2025

I'm so old, I remember when gas station attendants would pump your gas and wash your windshield.

02/18/2025

I have an irrational fear of speedbumps… but, I’m slowly getting over it.

02/18/2025

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be poor, and I mean that.
I'll move to a rich, gated community.

02/17/2025

Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But smoking bacon will cure it.

02/17/2025

A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that’s the last thing I need.

02/17/2025

Tried reading the dictionary in bed last Night... Didn't finish it.
Got up to P.

02/17/2025

Back in my day, there was so much Toilet Paper 🧻 and Eggs🥚that we would throw them at the houses of our enemies!

02/17/2025

I posted a photo of myself at the gym, and it was flagged and removed as "Fake News."

02/17/2025

I got called pretty today! well actually, the full statement was you're pretty annoying. But I only focus on positive things.

02/16/2025

I'm sooo bored? I went outside and knocked on my own door, then came back in and said who is it

02/16/2025

I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.

02/16/2025

My wife won't talk to me - not sure why.
She just asked me what the female equivalent of the 'mancave' is.
And I told her it's called the kitchen.

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