When Personal Trainers have to laugh at Clients Jokes ๐
@jameshaskell
#PTsNeverForgetTheirMealTicket
#ClientsBeTurningFromSh*tBanterSally
#ToPrimeEddieMurphy
#DemKlarnaMonthlyPayments
#NeedTheSponsorToKeepSponsoring
#SoPleaseRemember
#YouHaventTurnedIntoMickeyFlanagan
#TheFinancedMercNeedsFinancing ๐
#Gym #Fitness #Comedians ๐คฃ๐ญโฆโฆ๐
When she gives you the ick on your wedding day๐ถ๐ฟโโ๏ธโฆโฆ.๐๐ซค
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#YouThinkYouKnowSomeone
#TillTheyStartShufflingOnYaWeddingDay
#SeeHowAllTheICKjustHitMeAtOnce ๐คข
#HowBaeGonnaDoLilUziVert
#OnTheMostImportantDayOfOurLives
#NahInstaF**kTheWedding
#AintNoComingBackFromThis ๐ช
#wedding #weddingday #TheICK
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TT/evolshi.bnxsis
Iโm The Goddamn BLATMAN! ๐คจ๐ฆ๐ฆน๐ฟโโ๏ธ
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@alter_egos_of_omega ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ
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#SoLetMeGetThisStraight ๐
#YouWannaDashAGlassBottle
#AtTheDarkestKnightsWhip
#PutingSmallSmallDentInTheBlatMobile
#WhilstMansOutPatrollingTheStreets
#WithoutAnyRepercussions ๐
#SeeHowPirelliWillBeImprintedOnYaHeadtop
#TheBLAT #OnlineVigilante
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Disclaimer
The Caped Crusader has nothing to do with olima omega
They really turning gym into Cirque du Soleil ๐ช @vqfit
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#WhateverHappenedToGoodOldFashionedGym
#SquatBenchDeadlift ๐ช
#TheseNewBrersDoingTheMost
#InsteadOfBicepCurls
#TheyBeAddingExtraSpice
#ItBeA1LeggedOffsetEccentricBanded
#FingerNoseTouchOnBosuBallBlindedCurl
#TheGymUsedToBeMyPlaceOfSolace
#IronTherapyAndAllDat
#NowItsBleedinArkham ๐๐
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@matthiasmckinnon @nicky.lyan @allways_flamen
Bro think he Mowgli ๐๐
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#SoTheresManOnHisDailyHike
#YallKnowHowBrothersLoveToHike
#WheniSeeOnlyWhatICanDescribeAs
#AMaleHomoSapien
#DoingUpAlphaBaboon
#AtTheTopOfASycamoreTree
#WhatInTheNameOfDevolution ๐
#tarzan #mowgli #Watagwwwan
When Black Fridayโs 80% off, But you about that 100% life ๐๐ฅท๐ฟ @vqfit
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@jeff_seid @mac_griffiths_ @eltonpintomota @dwaynelati @samwilliamsfit
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#WentToTheTillWithACoupleBitsAndCashierSaid
#AllGarms80PercentReduced ๐ค
#ThenISeeHellaBodybuildersBowlIN
#YouKnowHowTheseManWillMagicMike
#AsSoonAsTheyGetAChance
#SoManStayedLerking
#WaitingForThatClobberToHitTheFloor
#ThenBOOOM #100PercentOffTingz ๐
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So we calling these Reps now yeah ๐
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@c4energy_eur
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#ifItMovesItsARep
#YesEachTwerkARep
#BasicallyIfYouTwitch
#AndGotWeightsInYourHand
#CountIT #C4Energy
He said he wanted to show me a little trick, Then Fully Moved to Man ๐
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@jamessmithpt
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#SoBroSaidToMe
#ComeLetMeShowYouThisCoolNewTrick
#JustStayCalmAndLayDownOnTheFloor
#IllHandstandThenSomersaultOverYou
#HeThenProceededToDoHandstand
#WithNoSomersault
#iTriedToMoveAndHeWhisperedInMyEar
#RelaxiJustWannaTakeSomePictures ๐ฐ
#aBegInstaOneOfYouComeSaveMe
#whisper #intimate #handstand #Bruh
Whoโs sensei is this ๐
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@borgesjiu
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#WhatInTheMrMiyagiUselessMovesAGwarn
#TheJudoManBeenSendingManSpaceLately
#HittingMeWithOsotoTakeDowns
#SoBeenWorkingOnMyStandUp
#SeenThisNoArmGoshiOnline
#ThoughtToMyselfLightWork
#imFinnaSendMyProffesorToSpace ๐
#InsteadIGotAInvoluntaryNap
#judo #jujitsu #bjj #bowandarrow
Never trust a Turkish Barbers ๐
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@diren.kartal @svengudvunsun
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#TheseBrersAlwaysSoWelcoming
#SoonAsYourAssInTheChair
#SeeHowTheyStartManHandlingYou
#GripzingYaHeadTopAsIfYouOweThemMoney
#MovingLikeWhenYouWasAKid
#AndYaMumzyHadToCutYourHair
#GaveHimTheBenefitOfTheDoubt
#NowMeAndSomeSwedishGuy
#ButtNakedInTottenham ๐
#Barbers #barbershop #Bruh
@omega_prdctns
Treat your princess right! โค๏ธ
Brer Really doing Planked Nyash Curls ๐ฉ @vqfit
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#TheDevolutionOfTheGym
#IsMovingAtAnExponentialRate
#FirstItWasAPlank
#ThenItWasWeightedPlanks
#NowItsFullEeeediatEnhalingNyash
#AsHeDoesUnbalancedBicepCurls
#WithGyaldemBundaInHisFacePlanks
#LordGiveMeStrengfffff
#bicepcurls #biceps #plank #FitnessIndustry
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@matthiasmckinnon