Why are birds so musical? Because they have the best tweeters!
What do you call a bird that can fix anything? A ‘parrot-ician’!
Birds are excellent at math. They love to count their tweetings!
How do birds stay fit? They egg-cercise!
Birds always sing in the morning. Must be their tweet dreams!
Why did the bird get a ticket? For breaking the law of gravity!
Birds are always flying. Guess they can't handle the pecking order on the ground!
Ever seen a bird at the gym? They prefer tweetment to weights!
Why don't birds use cell phones? Because they always wing it!"
Some species of birds can sleep while flying.
The albatross has the largest wingspan of any bird, up to 12 feet.
Birds have hollow bones that help them fly.
Flamingos are naturally white; their diet of brine shrimp and algae turns them pink.
Peregrine falcons are the fastest birds, reaching speeds of over 200 mph in a dive.
The bee hummingbird is the smallest bird in the world, weighing less than a dime.
Birds are the closest living relatives to dinosaurs.
The Arctic Tern migrates farther than any other bird, traveling from the Arctic to the Antarctic and back each year.
Owls can turn their heads almost all the way around—up to 270 degrees.
Hummingbirds can fly backwards.
Birds don't gossip. They just tweet!