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I was sent by my wife on a rare excursion to the supermarket last night for some essentials, where predictably I purchas...
12/17/2025

I was sent by my wife on a rare excursion to the supermarket last night for some essentials, where predictably I purchased the wrong Sausages, the wrong Laundry Detergent, and the wrong Dishwasher Tablets.
I have just opened said Dishwasher Tablets. We usually get (i am told) the supermarket own brand ones, not the £12 pack ones.
But look at the craftsmanship on these absolute bad boys. I can only imagine these will make my dishes cleaner than they have ever been.
I just knew I'd have to share this in this group, because I can't explain why I found the design of the tab interesting, and therefore thought this might be the place to post...
Unfortunately no Banana for scale, as forgetting to buy any was another casualty of my trip to the shop.
M33 size 9
EDIT: When I wrote this I didn't realise or intend for it to stir up such a debate about gender roles or the division of labour in the household. I thought it was clear I had written it in such a way for comic effect, and just as a vehicle to show my cool Dishwasher Tablets!
I can assure you all that my wife and I each have our own jobs at home and are both perfectly happy in our marriage (mental I've had to say that).
Anyone who read anything other than a bit of lightheaded fun from this needs to chill out a bit.

Hi! I'm Allison. I'm 36, childless, and have recently been accepting the fact that I'm a fairly dull woman. I've spent m...
12/17/2025

Hi! I'm Allison. I'm 36, childless, and have recently been accepting the fact that I'm a fairly dull woman. I've spent most of my life fighting this, trying to keep up with large friend groups, going out all the time, working endlessly in careers I hated. It slowly ate away at me until I decided to do the things that I'm actually interested in, (which isn't much 😂).
In 2020 I bought a 760 sqft house on a half acre property with my partner of 15 years. I started a small cleaning/power washing company that has allowed myself and my partner to work less, make more, and do way less nonsense. I now grow, harvest, and preserve nearly all of our food. I've studied mycology and herbalism for over a decade and I no longer care who thinks thats weird. I spent nearly all of my time beautifying my property, loving on my animals, or wandering through forests and rivers in silence taking in all the beauty. And it's honestly all I'm interested in.
I'm loving the journey of letting go and not pretending I care about things that I don't. Though, honestly, it has been a bit lonely and isolating at times so I'm very thankful to have found this group! I love seeing so many other people embrace their dullness. It's made me feel a lot less weird and sad at times. 💚
Edit: wow! Thank you all for such kind words and encouragement! You all are amazingly kind people! I have tried to respond to everyone that has left a comment then I woke up today to find sooo many that I'm getting lost 😆! I noticed some questions about growing successful onions and I am happy to help you! Feel free to send a quick message if I can help answer your gardening and foraging questions so I don't miss you.

I published this photo on DMC and called the confection what my wife calls them. It was vastly amusing to see how those ...
12/17/2025

I published this photo on DMC and called the confection what my wife calls them. It was vastly amusing to see how those men clutched their pearls and spluttered vitriol at the fact that I called these eclairs. Some said, yes, they are, many others shrieked in dismay that they were not called profiteroles, while yet another group formed in a dark corner and muttered they were definitely elephants feet. I call them eclairs because my wife does. She is originally not English speaking and got the name from one of her Afrikaans cookery books which checked against a dictionary gave the translation as eclair. I just wish people would recognise local naming variants.
They are filled with cream and taste superb which means I always eat far too many then have to retire hurt to the bedroom to sleep off the excess. BTW: My wife won the Provincial Agricultural competition for best choux pastry as illustrated in the photo.

About 6-7 months ago, my husband and I were watching tv on the couch when a bat flew out of our fireplace, swooped near ...
12/17/2025

About 6-7 months ago, my husband and I were watching tv on the couch when a bat flew out of our fireplace, swooped near our heads and went into our kitchen. My husband screamed like a small child and I screeched.
We immmediately blocked the kitchen off, assuming he was in there and searched high and low for him for 4 days. We called a bat collector (idk what he’s called) and he came out on day 2. He acted like he looked around but told my husband he didn’t see anything. He came back on day 4 and found the bat on our fireplace mantle and told my husband he tried to save him money because he thought I was a frantic wife who sees things.
We thought the bat fiasco was over but the PTSD from living in fear of the small flying rat for 4 days must have stuck with us. Well, one of us anyway.
Yesterday my husband was outside with the dogs and called me in a panic, hyperventilating and crying. He screamed “a bat hit me in the face, a bat hit me in the face.” I calmed him down and checked the camera only to find that a medium size moth had flew into the side of his temple and he was left unscathed, physically. It was very obvious that is was a moth, no mistake could be made. But he claims that it was still a bat and the mental trauma has apparently left its mark.
So in reality, I am the dull wife with the frantic husband who sees bats. Take that bat collector guy. I didn’t know that I was signing up to be married to a man who sees bats on occasion, when I married him 5 1/2 years ago. This doesn’t change anything but adds a bit of laughter to my life. I hate that I laughed at him when I looked at the camera but he screamed and cried over a moth. How could I keep the laughter in?
F30, size 7-8 US. Here is a picture of a bat with a banana because all of our bananas have been eaten and the bat was safely removed by the bat collector and has not taken permanent residence with my full self and my frantic husband.

I have never had a dishwasher in any home I've ever lived in. Can't miss what you've never had, right? But my husband an...
12/17/2025

I have never had a dishwasher in any home I've ever lived in.
Can't miss what you've never had, right?
But my husband and I have recently extended our home with a new kitchen and I insisted on putting one in. Hubby didn't think it was necessary.
But I'm glad we did, because tonight, after dutifully reading the instruction manual from cover to cover, and following all directions for first usage, at the age of 40, I have used my very own first ever dishwasher and it was glorious 😍

Maybe not so dull but at a loss. I'm being kicked out of therapy because essentially they can't meet my needs. This is t...
12/16/2025

Maybe not so dull but at a loss.
I'm being kicked out of therapy because essentially they can't meet my needs. This is the second time this has happened. This is a third sector/NGO.
NHS services have also said they can't meet my needs.
I've an extensive trauma history. All of my biological family are in prison, on substances, never worked. I have no contact with them, I grew up in care.
I function well it seems. I've just secured a job (I was made redundant from my last one, then was homeless for a time).
Because I function the way I do, I'm not high need. When I enter therapy, however, they learn some of my history, get overwhelmed, kick me out. I told them what happened last time, they assured me they wouldn't do the same. I spent months reassurance seeking that they could help me, offer what they said they could. Counsellor promised etc. The literal second I relaxed and started to trust, they dropped it on me - we can't help you.
They're suggesting all kinds. I can't afford private, not even with my new job. NHS have already binned me off. There's nothing else for me to do other than take meds to just numb it all. I know the GP will say I need counselling/therapy and 'meds aren't the answer, they just treat the symptoms'. I completely agree but I'm out of options.
I'm sharing because I'm desperate. I feel so alone. I'm at a complete loss. I'm angry and hurt and feel so stupid for believing them.
Please know, I'm not omitting anything here. This is honestly what they've said and what happened with a previous organisation.
I'm not looking for advice, just to be seen I guess. I just feel so alone and lonely 😭
Idk if I'll keep this post up. I tend to panic and delete.
UK. Size 7. Bananas suck. Picture of some pancakes I made, just because...

Hi-I live off grid in the wilderness of British Columbia, Canada. I go into town once a month (sometimes twice a month) ...
12/16/2025

Hi-I live off grid in the wilderness of British Columbia, Canada. I go into town once a month (sometimes twice a month) depending on if more supplies are needed because of some type of weather event that might affect us or prevent us from getting in for a long time.
We have horses, chickens, dogs, cats, grow gardens, no near by neighbours and stick to ourselves.
I like crafting, gardening, wildcrafting, and spending time taking photos of the wilderness around here 🙂
I'm dull as they come.

My first post here. I’m 50, live in the Midwest US (plan on moving in a few years). My only kid is in college a few hour...
12/16/2025

My first post here. I’m 50, live in the Midwest US (plan on moving in a few years). My only kid is in college a few hours away. She followed in my footsteps and we are both huge Halloween people. Fairly rock/goth in general. I was visiting her yesterday and we went into the At Home store she’s been seeing on social media. O.M.G. I have wanted my very own gargoyle for as long as I can remember. I found one! It’s a thick resin, not a foam. And I spent way too much on him but I’ll cut back on my soda or air conditioning or something. I’m beyond excited.
He was riding shotgun (driver picks the music😉) and it’s probably a good thing I have tinted windows as he may have caused an accident.
No bananas as I was out of town, size 10 shoe.

When I was almost 16 im now 39, a piece of metal 1 inch by 1.5 inch flew under? Around? A Push mower I was mowing with a...
12/16/2025

When I was almost 16 im now 39, a piece of metal 1 inch by 1.5 inch flew under? Around? A Push mower I was mowing with and shot into my body. (Note- not a riding mower. No one knows how it went around the guard.)
It was 1 inch from my femoral artery, and as I was mowing away from the house I would have bled out before I had help. We lived in the middle of nowhere and the ER put a magnet at the hole, big surprise the metal didn't zip to the magnet! So they sewed the hole shut instead of transferring me to a bigger hospital to get it removed.
Therefore I have a chunk of metal against my bone/siatic nerve which causes me a lot of pain. If I sit, sit too long like on an airplane or in church or in a vehicle, my entire left leg goes numb as the metal pushes against my sciatic nerve. So whenever I ride in an airplane or a vehicle, I try to sit on the right side of the airplane on a window seat so that I can lean to the right to take the pressure off my left leg.
I've never met anyone else this happened to with a push mower, not a riding mower. I know it is common with riding mowers.
Metal is circled in XRay
EDIT- I have been to Orthopedic Trauma Surgeon and ER trauma surgeons in the US and Canada, and because it is in my nerves and hamstrings now entwined in scar tissue, no one will touch it. They said they could remove it, but then I may never walk again. So it is in there for good.
Also, I inform every doctor I see before any kind of surgery do not put me in the MRI machine or I will die!

I was a letter carrier (ie Mailman) for a while and more than one of the houses had mailboxes like these because they we...
12/16/2025

I was a letter carrier (ie Mailman) for a while and more than one of the houses had mailboxes like these because they were tired of having to replace their mailbox due to kids playing mailbox baseball.
I thought it was genius but was surprised to learn that quite a few people were horrified because it might harm the kid hitting it with a bat.

Hi dull friends... I promised I would share when I married my sweetheart, so here we go. Just 3 days ago at the old cour...
12/16/2025

Hi dull friends... I promised I would share when I married my sweetheart, so here we go. Just 3 days ago at the old courthouse in my sleepy small town in rural Arizona. Nice and small and quiet with only us and our witnesses. Then we went for a lovely steak dinner. No fanfare or hoopla...just about as dull as you can get! My new husband is 89 and I'm 76. Never let age stand in the way of love.

My retired husband and I go to Arby’s for lunch every week…almost always on Mondays. We get the same thing every week pe...
12/16/2025

My retired husband and I go to Arby’s for lunch every week…almost always on Mondays. We get the same thing every week per a ”2 can dine for $9.99” coupon. The Arby’s folks often have it ready when we walk in, before we even order. 😁 But, today we showed up on Wednesday AND ordered French Dip sandwiches instead of the classic sandwiches. Two of the workers suddenly exclaimed…” Ohhhhh-they are really changing things up today.!!!” This little episode reinforced just how dull my life may seem. No banana because Arby’s doesn’t serve them and even if they did, it would create too much excitement to order one. 😂

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