The Wokeville Gazzette

03/21/2024

We've heard a lot of misinformation about bloodbaths in the last few days. Michael and Jason take a look at history's most unjust bloodbath. Join us.

02/22/2024

A look at the world, from a Christian point of view.

02/22/2024

Whatever way we choose to perceive the gospel, will have a significant impact on how we choose to represent the gospel to others.

This isn't necessarily a bad thing. The gospel is, indeed, many things wrapped up into one very important thing. Yet, how we choose to represent and present the gospel to others, does matter. In fact, it's literally a matter of life and death for everyone. And if the importance of the gospel carries as much weight as it does, than so should Christian's intentionality in their stewardship of the gospel.

03/31/2023

We continue our series titled, America's Identity Crisis.

In this episode, we welcome guest host Janice Gold into the studio to help us talk through the topic of healing from our pasts and overcoming who we were, as we embrace who we are in Christ.

Many people, including Christians, struggle to heal from wounds or shame or guilt from their past. These things continue to cripple them in the present and have an impact on their future as well.

We want to talk about how to heal and how to allow our new identities in Christ to shape how we see ourselves and even how we see our past.

Join us in this conversation and make sure you tell your friends!!!

03/24/2023

Join us.

01/27/2023

Do you like freedom? Do you want joy? Then you should love confession. Yet, far too many people have no idea what it is, how to do it, or why they should. We invite you to join us (tomorrow night) as we break open our Bibles to unpack the truth and beauty of this spiritual discipline.

11/17/2022

A look at the world, from a Christian point of view.

08/31/2022

It's called debt relief for a reason. 🇺🇸

08/10/2022

What is it and should Christians care or not?

07/20/2022

"AOC made those cops look silly", said another faux-tester. "They walked in, acting all tough, trying to scare us and break up a protest they said was unlawful. When we refused to move, they started arresting people. When they got to AOC, and put those fake handcuffs on her, people really got excited. She calmly walked away with those racist cops who kept telling her that she wasn't in handcuffs and didn't need to put her hands behind her back. Then, when they were distracted by someone yelling 'All Cops are Bastards', AOC slipped out of her cuffs like 'bye Felicia'. She is so amazing!" 🇺🇸

Washington, D.C ( Wokeville Gazette) — Fake congress-woman, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC), slipped out of her fake handcuffs—just long enough to raise her fist in fake solidarity with the...

06/14/2022

(2) things we have recently come to appreciate about President Biden; and by that we mean, we only have two more years of this mess. 🇺🇸

06/08/2022

05/06/2022

Scripture explicitly says, there is no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus, but how does God use condemnation, guilt, shame, conviction and a man's conscience to draw people to himself?

02/02/2022

"We tried to reach out to Prime Minister Notrudeau, but due to the fact that he is cowardly hiding out in his undisclosed bunker, with his pretend COVID, we were unable to reach him for comment".

Today in the House, Members of Parliament unanimously condemned the antisemitism, Islamophobia, anti-Black racism, homophobia, and transphobia that we’ve seen on display in Ottawa over the past...

01/25/2022

"This is really unbelievable", said Joseph Clint, warden at Dothan State Prison. "I honestly have no idea how we're supposed to accomplish our mission, if we can't even follow the most basic tenets of our mission".

Dothan, AL (Wokeville Gazette) — Newly proposed legislation is likely to penalize any correctional facilities that talk to inmates to help them overcome unwanted criminal urges or thoughts....

01/20/2022

"Ms. Anderson is committed to fight this frivolous lawsuit until she is exonerated", said Jake McHugh. "Not only is my client innocent, but she will not be used as a patsy. She was well within her rights—protected and secured by the Constitution—and any assertions that she was violating some outdated moral code of conduct are not only mendacious but are also defamatory and are being used to paint my client as a reprobate; which couldn't be further from the truth".

San Antonio, TX (Wokeville Gazette) — A man and woman were arrested, on Wednesday afternoon, for breaking a law against "flirting with eyes or hands". "I could see, based on how they were looking...

01/06/2022

One year later and it seems as though Donald J. Trump is still inciting erect....errr...umm...insurrections. 🇺🇸

01/05/2022

"It's hard to imagine a world where something as innocent as who you choose to eat lunch with, would be so tightly regulated", said Tim Stevens, the token gay guy in the group. "But, I certainly can understand the importance of perception and as a gay man I know the struggle to be accepted. So, even though Katlynn will be missed, I support the company's efforts to do the right thing".

New York City, NY (Wokeville Gazette) — After nearly 4 years of eating lunch with the same group of work-friends, Katlynn Elliot was abruptly removed from the group in order to meet the equity and...

12/30/2021

"I don't know man. I was talking to some of my gamer friends and they were just reminding me of how sweet of a setup I have here", said Tucker. "I mean, Jessica is a good girl and she works hard every day to pay for our pad and our food and my energy drinks and stuff. I mean I don't want to lose all of this. It's a perfect setup."

Eugene, Oregon (Wokeville Gazette) — Jessica Owens is beyond elated as her live-in boyfriend of 8 years has finally promised to spend more time with her than he does his video games; starting next...

12/22/2021

John Anderson's team is tasked with preventing the violation of COVID protocols which have been put in place to keep people safe. As Anderson goes house to house to arrest people who were making plans to host Holiday gatherings, he is left to question if his efforts are truly for the good of the American people or are instead creating a police-state leading to tyranny and authoritarianism. 🇺🇸

Playing off the success of the original movie 18-years ago, Spielberg and Cruise team up again for this Holiday rendition of pre-crime and misdirection. Like the original movie, the plot of COVID...

12/20/2021

When asked whether there was any other message the White House would like to put out this week, Mr. Duxbury replied, "We certainly want to wish everyone a safe, healthy, and anti-racist Winter Holiday Eve and a Merry Winter Holiday...as-well-as a Happy New Year; unless you're unvaccinated, of course, in which case we hope you die a slow and painful death, and burn in hell for all eternity".

Washington, D.C. (Wokeville Gazette) — Taking full advantage of the season of joy and peace, the White House sent a clear and hopeful message to vaccinated Americans: "You've done the right thing...

12/06/2021

We symbolically care about the very real human rights violations happening in China. Therefore, we are symbolically boycotting the Olympics, while simultaneously sending our athletes to compete on the world's stage. Also, we will be sending Hunter Biden as well, as he has some business to attend to.

Under a diplomatic boycott, the U.S. would not send a delegation — but American athletes would still be able to compete.