Double Donkey Ranch

02/17/2025

If you can remember this, then you must be old!

02/17/2025

A pregnant woman asks her husband: "What are you expecting, a boy or a girl?" ”
The husband replies: "If it's a boy, I'll teach him math, we'll work out together, teach him how to fish, etc." ”
The woman, laughing, asks: "What if it's a girl?" ”
The husband smiles and says, "If it's a girl, I won't have to teach her anything." She will teach me everything: how to dress, how to eat, what to say and what not to say. Very soon, she'll become like a second mom to me, and even without doing anything special, she'll always consider me as her hero. She'll understand when I tell her no and she'll still compare her future husband to me. No matter how old she gets, she will always want me to treat her like my little princess. She'll fight for me against the world, and if anyone hurts me, she'll never forgive them. ”
The woman, a little intrigued, asks: "You mean your daughter would do all this, but not your son?" ”
The husband says, "No, no! My son could do this too, but he will have to learn as time goes on. On the other hand, girls are born with these innate qualities. Being a father of a girl is a real pride for every man. ”
Then the woman said, "But she won't be with us forever. ”
The husband, tenderly, replies, "Yes, but we will always be with her, in her heart, wherever she goes." ”
Girls are angels... They are born with unconditional love and caring, forever and ever.
Dedicated to all fathers who are lucky to have daughters.

02/17/2025

As her horse was drowning, this woman did the unthinkable 💔🥹 Check comments 👇🏻

02/17/2025

Many believe that the punishment was too harsh... what do you think? full story 👇

02/17/2025

He Puts a Ring from a Tree Trunk on a Record Player. This Is the Most Extraordinary Sound of Nature I Have Ever Heard.Check out the video in the first comment👇👇 Video in the 1st comment

02/17/2025

Your feet could be signaling that your arteries are clogged 😮😮 ... Read full story in comments 👇

02/17/2025

They all laughed at him for marrying her! Years later, they all wish they hadn't 😱💔 look what happened in first comments below.

02/17/2025

My brother took this photo just 21 km from our house! 😱 😨 He shared it on his page, but no one noticed the most important thing! 😱 😨 Check it out below in the comments 👇👇

02/17/2025

The latest eyebrow trend taking the internet by storm 😮😮👀
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02/17/2025

He became a dad at 13 – but wait until you see him now... 😮 Check out the first comment below👇‏

02/17/2025

Now we know... 😅

02/17/2025

After our dad's death, my sister lost it. Mom rewrote the will, leaving her only 30%. Mom had her reasons — Helga was greedy and only showed up when she needed money. The last straw was their talk over the phone on speaker:
Mom: "I get to decide who receives my money."
Helga: "GOD, I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO DIE, AND I'LL SUE FOR MY SHARE!"
Jeez, I knew she was a selfish lunatic, but I never thought she'd go that far. After that, she called Mom every day, demanding she change the will. Eventually, Mom couldn't take it anymore, and soon she passed away. God rest her soul.
At the funeral, Helga put on a whole show, acting heartbroken. And then she started harassing me — just like she did to Mom. I decided to get a little creative.
A month later, I called her myself.
Me: "I sold Mom's house. Even though it was mine, I'll give you half if you leave me alone. Deal?"
Helga: "Perfect! I agree!"
I left her the number of a safety deposit box and took off. Imagine her surprise when she found THIS ENVELOPE!

02/17/2025

Our deepest condolences to the bereaved loved ones. 🙏 Details about what the police discovered are in the comments.👇

02/17/2025

I CAME HOME TO FIND MY KIDS SLEEPING IN THE HALLWAY — WHEN I SAW WHAT HAPPENED TO THEIR ROOM, I LOST IT
I left my husband with the kids while I went on a week-long trip, thinking it wouldn't be a big deal. But when I got home, I found my boys sleeping on the cold, dirty hallway floor. My heart dropped. Something was wrong. Was there a fire? A flood? No, my husband would've told me. I flicked the light off and carefully stepped over the boys, heading deeper into the house.
I opened our bedroom door — empty. My husband was gone at midnight? That's weird. Then I went to check the boys' room, bracing myself for the worst. As I approached, I heard muffled noises. Quietly, without turning on the light, I cracked the door open to see what was happening. I GASPED out loud, as in a dim light I saw ..

02/17/2025

Bird flu just took out over 20 million chickens, and now egg prices are skyrocketing. Here’s what’s going on.

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02/17/2025

Be a genius! Let’s find the sailor’s wife hidden in this picture!😱🧐❤See the answer in the link in the comments👇👇👇👇

02/17/2025

Susan Boyle just brought the house down in Newcastle! At the premiere of the musical about her life, she received a standing ovation. Even though she wasn't actually in the show, she came out at the end and performed two songs, including, of course, "I Dreamed a Dream." She looked amazing in a red outfit and the audience went wild, chanting "Susan, we love you!" Watch video in the comments below 👇