12/13/2025
Astratta Galassia is a giant mercenary from unknown regions of the galaxy who can best be described, simply, as a complete weirdo — a confusing combination of brightly-colored mechanical weapons and biological metals, bleeping and blinking a strange language that even the most brilliant of interplanetary linguists cannot translate, let alone contemplate at a most basic level.
Astratta Galassia's role as a mercenary is also conjecture at best, based on how often 'she' appears from out of nowhere and just teams up with other jumbo-sized villains for no apparent reason or reward beyond just starting chaos for the sake of it.
Upon achieving victory, the hovering monstrosity will simply teleport away, float straight into the skies above like a poorly animated cartoon sight gag, or suddenly turn on her fellow villain, eventually defeating her partner in combat only to, again, disappear or fly away right after.
Even Astratta Galassia's gender and name are likely misnomers, given to her by the people of Milan, Italy, upon her first appearance back in the summer of 1960, as her name translates into 'Abstract Galaxy' in English.
Among the metallic creature's arsenal includes a jamming single from her antenna, a temporary freeze ray from her supposed 'nose stock', gravity-disruptors from the green-glowing cubes located on her 'chest', a comically weak heat beam from the strange eye-shaped attachment on top of her upper thimble-like body, and, last but no least, just ramming into people, creatures, and buildings with the fumbling subtlety of a malfunctioning wreaking ball.
COMMENTARY: This character was inspired by some of the weirder alien and creature designs of 1960s science fiction, namely ones who feel (and look) like surreal sculptures strung up on strings and waved around the film set.
Bullton from Ultraman: Passport to Infinity (1966), The Polarites from Missoin Mars (1968), the beastly hologram from The Terrornauts (1967), various robots from Doctor Who, and the more comedic (stupid) alien designs from The Twilight Zone as prime examples.