I suffer for my “art”. #fyp #wolf #pee #animals #smell #stinky #gross #dogs
Last time I went to @disneyland I made a huge mistake. #fyp #disneyland #disney #themepark #ride #wet #water #comedy #explore #funny #uncomfortable #science
The fires last week were the first time I ever had to evacuate my home. I found out what I really wanted to take with me when we did. #fyp #losangeles #fire #evacuation #LA #memories #value
Don’t bottle it up. #fyp #pain #accident #hurt #kid #adult #adulting #table #fall #cry #traffic #explorepage #growingup
Thanks 2024 for not being 2023, but 2025 please don’t be 2024. Does that make sense? Lots of highs and lots of lows this year. Turned half a century which I still haven’t processed. @tracey.pence and I watched our kid @coltonfpence come into his own. Made some cool stuff with cool friends. Watched my best friend @jerryrochacomedy kick cancers ass for another year. Started a podcast I love doing with my sister from another mister @jennifersterger. Was there for my podcast pal @ralphgarman when he married his perfect mate @jenrenstewart. Spent nerve racking Sundays texting @markellislive during @commanders games. Was fortunate enough to have my Mom and Dad and all my loved ones make another trip around the sun. Did a lot of stand up, recorded a lot of podcasts and hopefully gave some people a little entertainment and escape from the dumpster we’re currently riding through infinite space. Happy New Year to everyone. See ya again in 365 days! #happynewyear
I grew up quick in the 80’s. #fyp #podcast #funny #movies #driveinmovie #jaws #indianajones #genx #generationx #kids #family #explorepage
Happy Holidays from “Not Today… w/ @jennifersterger & @eddiepence. What’s your favorite holiday tradition? #fyp #holiday #lastchristmas #christmas #comedy #Hanukkah #funny #friends #traditions
What not to get someone for the holidays. #fyp #comedy #gift #giving #holiday #season #christmas #podcast #funny #Hanukkah #explore
Check out an all new “Not Today…” w/ @jennifersterger and @eddiepence where we answer the hard hitting questions. #fyp #podcast #comedy #mystery #dbcooper #titanic
It’s another #thanksgiving so here’s to another year of me posting this. Have a great Thanksgiving ya’ll and be good to each other because the world kinda blows right now. #thanksgivingdinner #happythanksgivng #dinner #genx #genz #millennials #family
Truly the stronger s*x. #fyp #men #women #pregnant #birth #delivery #funny #comedy #different #explorepage
How many cats can you have before you have to warn the neighbors? #fyp #cats #catlady #registered #law #women #pets #explorepage