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"so what are your plans for december 31?" me:
01/01/2025

"so what are your plans for december 31?"
me:

Just went in the drive thru at Taco Bell 🌮 🔔 and I gave the lady my $50. She grabs the money and lays it on the counter ...
01/01/2025

Just went in the drive thru at Taco Bell 🌮 🔔 and I gave the lady my $50. She grabs the money and lays it on the counter and takes the marker and marks it to see if the money is real or fake.... She promptly hands it back to me and says “Sir I cannot accept this money it is counterfeit, you see the dark line that means it counterfeit!” So I tell her wow this money is straight from the bank and she hands it back to me so I hand her another $50 bill she lays it on the counter marks it. Yep this one is counterfeit too. So I’m like WOW!!! Both of my $50’s are fake!?!!!? So then at this point I had one important question... Lady are you using a sharpie!?!? 🤦🏽‍♂️She takes a loooooooooong look at the marker .... Yes sir I am 😑

My grandma tolm bout “It’s some pepper in the cabinet “ 🤣
01/01/2025

My grandma tolm bout “It’s some pepper in the cabinet “ 🤣

Aye 2024 did a number on our ass, yall not playing that s**t nxt year😂 yall gt all the damn grapes
01/01/2025

Aye 2024 did a number on our ass, yall not playing that s**t nxt year😂 yall gt all the damn grapes

I bought a porcelain doll for $2. I saw markings on it. I thought it might be worth the $2 gamble. "Any guesses what's i...
01/01/2025

I bought a porcelain doll for $2. I saw markings on it. I thought it might be worth the $2 gamble. "Any guesses what's inside this dolls head?"
The STRANGEST thrift find I've ever had!
What's inside? I'll reveal in comments.

This is what your home looks like when you have a responsible husband 🙌🏽 🥰 🧔🏾 👌🏽
12/31/2024

This is what your home looks like when you have a responsible husband 🙌🏽 🥰 🧔🏾 👌🏽

The Mrs and I are so dull that we decided to collect every ps1 PAL region game ever made in complete condition (manuals,...
12/31/2024

The Mrs and I are so dull that we decided to collect every ps1 PAL region game ever made in complete condition (manuals, inlays additional demos etc) along with each variant of every game that was released including special editions/limited editions.
No banana for reference as we can no longer afford fruit 🤣 happy new years eve!

I had 7 boys, all in 6th grade, come in while I was working. They wanted to order wings and asked if they had enough mon...
12/31/2024

I had 7 boys, all in 6th grade, come in while I was working. They wanted to order wings and asked if they had enough money to pay for 40 wings and sodas. I looked around, confused, wondering where their parents were.

I asked if they were alone, and they said yes. They told me they'd been looking forward to this for weeks! They were so excited and were incredibly polite the whole time, saying please and thank you and making it as easy as possible for me to take their order. They even told me they’d tip well 😂.

It was touching to see how well-behaved they were, even without any parents around to remind them. One of the boys even asked his friend to get off his phone while I was talking to them!

They were so good that a customer sitting nearby picked up their bill and told them to pay it forward. I just wanted to give big credit to the parents of these boys—keep up the great work!!

Here's how they left the table! Even adults (myself included) don’t always leave the table this clean!

Boy I Looked Up And Thought Susie Up'd The Uzii.
12/31/2024

Boy I Looked Up And Thought Susie Up'd The Uzii.

Y’all Be Acting Like Y’all Scared To Spoil Yo Ol Lady 😌😉
12/31/2024

Y’all Be Acting Like Y’all Scared To Spoil Yo Ol Lady 😌😉

First time posterWent to get some pie at the in-laws and found this. I immediately lost my appetite. Who does that??? B...
12/31/2024

First time poster

Went to get some pie at the in-laws and found this. I immediately lost my appetite. Who does that??? Bananas for scale. (44/m), 10.5 D.

As I was at the grocery store, I thought, I would love some collard greens, but I don't really like the taste. If only t...
12/31/2024

As I was at the grocery store, I thought, I would love some collard greens, but I don't really like the taste. If only they tasted like turkey. Then I looked on the shelf and BOOM! M45 can of collard greens for scale.

Left hand on that steerin wheel right hand on that…
12/31/2024

Left hand on that steerin wheel right hand on that…

My Last Customer Of The Night Was A 72yr Old Man Who Said He Would Give Me A $500 Tip If’s I Showed Him My Moose 🫎 Nuts ...
12/31/2024

My Last Customer Of The Night Was A 72yr Old Man Who Said He Would Give Me A $500 Tip If’s I Showed Him My Moose 🫎 Nuts 🥜 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Tried the chicken big mac yesterday from McDonald's. Lemme tell you…this sandwich tore my ass up. Had me having contract...
12/31/2024

Tried the chicken big mac yesterday from McDonald's. Lemme tell you…this sandwich tore my ass up. Had me having contractions in the bathroom like it was my delivery date. Not to mention the sandwich tasted like minced deer ankles mixed with raccoon ass. It's a hell nah from me!
McDonalds , y’all owe me 3 rolls of toilet paper.😤😤😤

When the frosting too sweet🤭
12/31/2024

When the frosting too sweet🤭

If it wasn’t for women men would live like this till the end of time 😂
12/31/2024

If it wasn’t for women men would live like this till the end of time 😂

Tangy Pickle Doritos
12/31/2024

Tangy Pickle Doritos

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It is with unbelievable sadness that I tell all of you my sweet Haley has passed away. I cannot begin to describe the amount of heart ache & grief myself & our entire family is experiencing. I never knew my heart could physically hurt. Ive never seen someone fight so hard to live. Her love for me, Weston, her family, & her friends is what has kept her going for so many years, especially the last 8 months. Im so blessed to have had Haley a part of my life for 16 years. It has been my true honor to take care of her. I am so grateful for the lessons I have learned from Haley. As the husband I have seen every moment. The happy ones & the sad ones. One thing I can tell you, she suffered greatly fighting this disease that slowly tore her body apart for the last 8 years. The thought of her being completely healed in a body with no pain & no scars in heaven makes me so incredibly happy for her but so overwhelmingly sad Im not there to see it. My fear of death is so much less knowing I will get to see her one day completely healed. I cannot wait for that day. Im so thankful I got to see Haley fulfill her life purpose of becoming a mom. She was an incredible mother. My heart breaks most for Weston. I dont think he will ever fully understand what he meant to Haley. He was everything to her. I love you Haley. More than I can put into words. You are a part of who I am and I will never stop loving you. I cant wait to see you again. Thank you to all our friends & family for so much support & prayers for so long. Because of who Haley is, her story has exploded across the world. Ive received emails & messages from people from just about every country. She has changed so many people & brought awareness to this terrible disease. Im so proud of that. She always said she didnt want her suffering to be wasted. Haley wanted people to learn from her. I would say she accomplished that! So due to the large following Haley has developed, I will not be sharing the funeral arrangements. Any fr

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