Reportin live from the sh*tter

12/14/2022

Reportin live from the sh***er
Correa to the giants for 13 yr $350 mill

That’s some crazy s**t

11/28/2022

Reportin live from the Sh***er:
HISD will be closed again on Tuesday due to the COH water situation

03/30/2022

Reportin live from the sh***er:

I’m your host 381

In today’s news

The internet was still buzzing from the “Slap”

Carlos Correa got his 1st homer in a Twins uniform ….it was bitter sweet

Josh Reddick, currently on a Mexican League team, puts memorial mansion on the market for $2.69 million

I local important news
The Church’s chicken on Irvington and Cavalcade is reportedly closed down.
Now we dnt have any fried chicken in NS.
I’m definitely gonna miss their fried Okra.

Just a full day of sad news.

Buuuuuuut

The Houston Astros are still 2017 WS champs

America is an oligarchy...
democracy died a long time ago
9/11 was an inside job
The earth might be flat
Aliens do exist
UFOs are inter-dimensional
space/time travelers
Circle looms are a scam
Those wrap thingys dont work
Epstein didn’t kill himself
Free Joe Exotic
Carol Fu**in Baskin did it

This isn’t fake
It’s real s**t.

07/01/2021

Today’s news report

06/30/2021

Breaking news

06/04/2021

Reportin live from the sh***er:

I’m your host 381

In today’s news

Happy Pride Month!
June is the official month for celebration for the LGBTQ community.
The Houston Pride celebration has been pushed back until fall but there are still plenty of ways to party and celebrate…



If galleria traffic wasn’t bad enough….they gonna shut down 59 and it could impact traffic in southwest Houston until 2022.
Both the northbound and southbound ramps from U.S. 59 to West Loop 610 northbound will be closed by early next week. The ramp from the U.S. 59 northbound lanes will close Thursday night, while the ramp from the southbound lanes will close Monday.

Houston's Fourth of July 'Freedom Over Texas' show will go on virtually for second year
Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner announced Monday that "Freedom Over Texas" will go on, but timing, social distance, and low vaccination rates in the Houston area are all contributing factors in the the celebration being held virtually for the second year in a row.

The great news is that the Miller Outdoor Theater has put out their summer schedule. Covid safety restrictions in place of course….
Here’s the link to check out whats gonna be happening
https://www.milleroutdoortheatre.com/performance-list/


George Lopez opening a new taco restaurant in the H.
They probably be over-priced but they aint gonna have s**t on Taco


Kicks took a major L and A cluster of Knicks fans - as they waded through New York tears, exiting Madison Square Garden at the conclusion of the Trae Young Show on Wednesday night - stifled their sobs long enough to start a “F--- Altuve!” chant.
They can chant all they want but that dnt change the fact that the Astros are STILL the 2017 WS champs!!!

The Houston Astros are still 2017 WS champs

America is an oligarchy...
democracy died a long time ago
9/11 was an inside job
The earth might be flat
Aliens do exist
UFOs are inter-dimensional
space/time travelers
Circle looms are a scam
Those wrap thingys dont work
Epstein didn’t kill himself
Free Joe Exotic
Carol Fu**in Baskin did it

F**k arrests we need convictions







This isn’t fake
It’s real s**t.

03/09/2021

Reportin live from the sh***er:

I’m your host 381

In today’s news

Holy s**t it’s my Birthday!!!!

Happy 40th anniversary of 381 day!!!!

The 40s dnt seem so s**tty

Here’s to not having a s**tty day

F.I.N.S.

The Houston Astros are still 2017 WS champs

America is an oligarchy...
democracy died a long time ago
9/11 was an inside job
The earth might be flat
Aliens do exist
UFOs are inter-dimensional
space/time travelers
Circle looms are a scam
Those wrap thingys dont work
Epstein didn’t kill himself
Free Joe Exotic
Carol Fu**in Baskin did it

F**k arrests we need convictions







This isn’t fake
It’s real s**t.

03/02/2021

Reportin live from the sh***er:

I’m your host 381

In today’s news

Holy s**t!!!!

Texas governor lifts mask mandate and allows businesses to open at 100% capacity, despite health officials' warnings

J.J. Watt agrees to two-year contract with Arizona Cardinals

Third stimulus check: How soon might you receive a $1,400 check?

President Joe Biden's $1.9 trillion coronavirus relief plan is moving forward, raising hopes of another round of stimulus checks for most Americans. The House passed the bill early Saturday, and the legislation will now move on to the Senate.

The Houston Astros are still 2017 WS champs

America is an oligarchy...
democracy died a long time ago
9/11 was an inside job
The earth might be flat
Aliens do exist
UFOs are inter-dimensional
space/time travelers
Circle looms are a scam
Those wrap thingys dont work
Epstein didn’t kill himself
Free Joe Exotic
Carol Fu**in Baskin did it

F**k arrests we need convictions







This isn’t fake
It’s real s**t.

02/12/2021

Reportin live from the sh***er:

I’m your host 381

In today’s news

Holy s**t do we have some news today

Texans to release J.J. Watt after he asks for release

Here’s the link to the vid he made to make the announcement

https://twitter.com/JJWatt/status/1360239504376922126?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1360239504376922126%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fd-17559562731882363629.ampproject.net%2F2101300534005%2Fframe.html

The Houston Astros are still 2017 WS champs

America is an oligarchy...
democracy died a long time ago
9/11 was an inside job
The earth might be flat
Aliens do exist
UFOs are inter-dimensional
space/time travelers
Circle looms are a scam
Those wrap thingys dont work
Epstein didn’t kill himself
Free Joe Exotic
Carol Fu**in Baskin did it

F**k arrests we need convictions







This isn’t fake
It’s real s**t.

02/03/2021

Reportin live from the sh***er:

So I’m Today’s news

I received a screen shot of an email.

Let’s get this post going viral

Ok FB Family and friends..... it’s time to put in some work.
We are trying to reach TEA to get them to translate the STAAR test.
Our English Language learners should be provided a fair opportunity to be successful.

You say you want to help create a positive change in the community well here’s your chance.
These students deserve a fair chance. Many ppl dnt even know that they can opt out of the test all together.

So do your part and share this post all over the place until we get what’s needed for these children.

01/08/2021

Reportin live from the sh***er:

I’m your host 381

In today’s news

On Wednesday everyone was focused on Capitol Hill but s**t went down in Georgia
Militiamen and other far-right Trump supporters in Atlanta surrounded the state’s Capitol building in search of Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger.
As the group tried to enter the building to hand deliver a list of grievances about the November election, and Raffensperger’s refusal to overturn the results, Georgia Capitol police, fearing for the safety of the secretary of state and his staff, escorted them out of the building, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.



An 'angry' Pence navigates the fallout of his rupture with Trump over election, Capitol riots

President Barack Obama awarded the nation’s highest civilian honor – the Presidential Medal of Freedom – to his vice president.
Donald Trump’s did the same for California Rep. Devin Nunes, and to three professional golfers.
But for his VP….his right hand man….. Trump bestowed the label of coward.

Trump was pi**ed that Pence didn’t illegal intervene to prevent congress from certifying the presidential election results…ya know the one that Trump lost….
“Mike Pence didn’t have the courage to do what should have been done to protect our Country and our Constitution,” Trump tweeted in a post that Twitter removed Wednesday evening.

Now Pence is pi**ed…..lol

Speaking of pi**ed……
Donald Trump Will Not Attend Joe Biden's Inauguration

Trump tweeted today at 9:44 “To all of those who have asked, I will not be going to the Inauguration on January 20th.”

But is anyone really surprised…..


Houston's prized donut shop acquired by private equity group….

Shipley Do-Nuts, one of Houston's oldest and beloved breakfast eateries, has been sold to an affiliate of Austin-based Peak Rock Capital.
At least they didn’t sell out on TEXAS like wack ass Whataburger did with Chicago based BDT Capital Partners.
Bun B promises an epic 'VERZUZ' battle with Southern rap legends 8-ball & MJG

Waaaaaaaay back in May Bun B said he wanted to compete in a Verzuz with Memphis duo 8ball & MJG
After some delays it looks like its definitely gonna happen.

“I know I’m doing a VERZUZ but it’s not Texas-based,” Bun said during the podcast. “I’m doing VERZUZ, it’ll be UGK prolly against 8Ball and MJG. A real VERZUZ, not just any… yeah, UGK will represent Texas in Verzuz going up against North Mound.” Said Bun B on Donnie Houston podcast

This one for the Pimp and the whole Great State of TEXAS

Today is a very sad day in the baseball world as we have lost Hall of Fame Dodgers Manager Tommy Lasorda at 93

If this pandemic wipes everyone out one thing that will remain is that.......

The Houston Astros are still 2017 WS champs

America is an oligarchy...
democracy died a long time ago
9/11 was an inside job
The earth might be flat
Aliens do exist
UFOs are inter-dimensional
space/time travelers
Circle looms are a scam
Those wrap thingys dont work
Epstein didn’t kill himself
Free Joe Exotic
Carol Fu**in Baskin did it

F**k arrests we need convictions







This isn’t fake
It’s real s**t.

01/06/2021

Reportin live from the sh***er:

I’m your host 381

In today’s news

Despite pressure from U.S. President Donald Trump to help overturn his election loss, Vice President Mike Pence will stick to his ceremonial duties and not block Wednesday's certification by Congress of President-elect Joe Biden’s victory, advisers said.

Democrat Raphael Warnock just won Georgia’s Senate special election runoff — and made history

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are getting a divorce: ‘She’s done’

Everybody sing........

She take my money when I'm in need
Yeah, she's a triflin' friend indeed
Oh, she's a gold digger
Way over town, that digs on me
Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger

Harris, Fort Bend, other counties must close bars, rollback business capacity

Bars must close and business and restaurant capacity has been reduced in several Houston-area counties, including Harris, due to high COVID-19 hospitalizations, Judge Lina Hidalgo confirmed on Tuesday afternoon.

However, Boozin in the driveway will continue.

Yoooooooooooooo

Revolution!!!!
Civil war?

This is fu***ng crazy!!!!

Capital hill is swarmed by Pro-Trump mon in U.S. Capitol building
National guard has been called in along with other protective services

This is like something out of a movie.....

If this pandemic wipes everyone out one thing that will remain is that.......

The Houston Astros are still 2017 WS champs

America is an oligarchy...
democracy died a long time ago
9/11 was an inside job
The earth might be flat
Aliens do exist
UFOs are inter-dimensional
space/time travelers
Circle looms are a scam
Those wrap thingys dont work
Epstein didn’t kill himself
Free Joe Exotic
Carol Fu**in Baskin did it

F**k arrests we need convictions







This isn’t fake
It’s real s**t.

01/05/2021

Reportin live from the sh***er:

I’m your host 381

In today’s news

Trump news - live: President warns ‘they’re not taking this White House’ and says he hopes Pence ‘comes through’


A leaked phone call between Donald Trump and Georgia’s secretary of state Brad Raffensperger in which the US president appeals for the official to help overturn the state’s election result has triggered demands for a criminal investigation.

Trump's call with Georgia's Raffensperger could be illegal, but it would be hard to prosecute, experts say
Proving criminal intent would make a prosecution difficult, one legal expert said. Others were more gung-ho about the prospects of a case.

Basically it was wrong but not wrong enough to get any kind of criminal charges…


Coronavirus updates: Half of Chicago teachers ordered back to classrooms refuse
Forty-eight of the 100 hospitals across the nation with the highest proportion of COVID-19 patients are in California

Today's numbers: The U.S. has more than 20.8 million confirmed coronavirus cases and 353,300 deaths, according to Johns Hopkins University data. The global totals: More than 85.6 million cases and 1.8 million deaths.

Cleveland Browns football coach Kevin Stefanski tested positive Tuesday for COVID-19 along with two additional staffers and two players. The team said Stefanski and the others won't be in attendance for a playoff game Sunday in Pittsburgh.

Not every country is struggling with its vaccine rollout – Israel has already provided first doses to over 14% of its 9 million people
Less than 2% of Americans have been vaccinated.

Schools and colleges across England shut their doors Tuesday as Prime Minister Boris Johnson grappled with a surge in COVID cases and deaths fueled by an extremely contagious variant sweeping the nation.

Local: Some Houston-area counties could face restrictions due to COVID-19 hospitalization rate
Governor Greg Abbott issued an order that if the hospitalization rate for COVID-19 went above 15% in a region for seven consecutive days that re-openings would roll back in an effort to bring the hospitalization rate down.
In Harris County, the rate has been above 15% for six days now
Today is day 7!!!!
Dnt go TP and water crazy
Bars will be s*t down so stock up on the booze


Sports:

Aaaaaaaaaaand Here come the NFL playoff memes… The Texans are definitely out.
The Texans closed out the season in the only true Texans way that makes sense for season. They blew a 4th quarter lead and the Titans won by a field goal….
But the Cowboys will be sitting at home watching the playoffs just like the Texans.
Jerry Jones brags about Cowboys' attendance record in a pandemic… but is that really something to brag about?

All those people there to watch the Cowboys take an L

Boston Red Sox hire Bianca Smith, first Black woman to coach professional baseball

Blue Jays give Springer 5-year offer under $150M asking price

2021 MLB season expected to begin on time, per report
After a 60-game season last year, both sides seem motivated to play as many games as possible in 2021.



Now for the big question ….
Well at least for those who aint got paid from the government….
Where is my stimulus check?

Here’s the link to the IRS tool shows status of second payment


https://sa.www4.irs.gov/irfof-wmsp/login

If this pandemic wipes everyone out one thing that will remain is that.......

The Houston Astros are still 2017 WS champs

America is an oligarchy...
democracy died a long time ago
9/11 was an inside job
The earth might be flat
Aliens do exist
UFOs are inter-dimensional
space/time travelers
Circle looms are a scam
Those wrap thingys dont work
Epstein didn’t kill himself
Free Joe Exotic
Carol Fu**in Baskin did it

F**k arrests we need convictions







This isn’t fake
It’s real s**t.

12/14/2020

Reportin live from the sh***er:

I’m your host 381

In today’s news

Vaccine vs cures for dummies

I think this needs to explained

A vaccine is like a “water downed” version of the virus
You take it so your body can produce antibodies

A cure basically cancels out the disease or infection

So ppl in the hospital already have it

They are either gonna live or die
Nothing anyone can do but ride it out.

Now ppl can take the vaccine to prep their immune system

That doesn’t mean it’s gonna work
Or not work

Nor does it guarantee survival

If this pandemic wipes everyone out one thing that will remain is that.......

The Houston Astros are still 2017 WS champs

America is an oligarchy...
democracy died a long time ago
9/11 was an inside job
The earth might be flat
Aliens do exist
UFOs are inter-dimensional
space/time travelers
Circle looms are a scam
Those wrap thingys dont work
Epstein didn’t kill himself
Free Joe Exotic
Carol Fu**in Baskin did it

F**k arrests we need convictions







This isn’t fake
It’s real s**t.

12/02/2020

Reportin live from the sh***er:

I’m your host 381

In today’s news

CDC has shortened quarantine time to 10 days
Is that 10 business days or 10 consecutive days?

Pfizer vaccine approved in UK

Rollout to begin next week
“Operation warp speed “

They dnt know the long term effects or safety but will be assessed on an ongoing basis.

So basically
You guys who decide to go first Gonna be the lab rats

UK gonna be looking real 28 days later -ish

Soooooooo there was a “secret pardon investigation “

Trump said it’s fake news

“I do have an absolute right to pardon myself” - Trump

What exactly is he wanting to pardon himself for?

there's been plenty of buzz about pardons that the chief executive may grant on his way out of the White House.......one of those pardons could be for Joe Exotic, aka the Tiger King.

Georgia Election official calls out Trump-
Gabriel Sterling
Says the President needs to come out and condemn the violence and harassment from Trump supporters against election officials

If this pandemic wipes everyone out one thing that will remain is that.......

The Houston Astros are still 2017 WS champs

America is an oligarchy...
democracy died a long time ago
9/11 was an inside job
The earth might be flat
Aliens do exist
UFOs are inter-dimensional
space/time travelers
Circle looms are a scam
Those wrap thingys dont work
Epstein didn’t kill himself
Free Joe Exotic
Carol Fu**in Baskin did it

F**k arrests we need convictions







This isn’t fake
It’s real s**t.

12/01/2020

Reportin live from the sh***er:

I’m your host 381

In today’s news

For the past few weeks there has been news about vaccines for Covid-19

Sooooooooo China gave an experimental Covid vaccine to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un

December is here and there are reports that a second, more deadly wave of Covid-19 will sweep the land

Hospitals are reporting capacity

Experts warn that the next 3 months are going to be horrible

Nearly the entire US has become a Covid Hotspot (I’ll post a pic of the map in the comments)

If this pandemic wipes everyone out one thing that will remain is that.......

The Houston Astros are still 2017 WS champs

America is an oligarchy...
democracy died a long time ago
9/11 was an inside job
The earth might be flat
Aliens do exist
UFOs are inter-dimensional
space/time travelers
Circle looms are a scam
Those wrap thingys dont work
Epstein didn’t kill himself
Free Joe Exotic
Carol Fu**in Baskin did it

F**k arrests we need convictions







This isn’t fake
It’s real s**t.

11/09/2020

Reportin live from the sh***er:

I’m your host 381

In today’s news

Holy s**t do I have some big news.... well everyone knows by now

the biggest news over the weekend. …..and if you haven’t heard …
where the hell have you been?….

Biden defeats Trump to become 46th president
Joe Biden has won the 2020 presidential election, the Associated Press projected Saturday, sending President Trump to a bitter defeat four years after he shocked the world by winning the White House with a victory over Hillary Clinton.
Biden crossed the 270-vote threshold in the Electoral College on Saturday afternoon



Kamala Harris, shattering racial and gender barriers, makes history as first woman vice president Sen. Kamala Harris made history three times Saturday as the first woman, first Black person and first Asian American to be elected to the vice presidency, according to the Associated Press, which called the race.

People partied in the streets of cities all over the country but the biggest party was in DC right outside the White House.
The crowd signing in unison “na na na na...hey hey hey....goodbye!”

The memes and videos going around are hilarious.

The one is definitely my favorite

https://www.facebook.com/516531249/posts/10158662783586250/?d=n

I couldn’t help but think of Sam Cook and how he sang soulfully about how change gone come and it seems we have crossed a threshold.
Change is coming. Change is here.

Tom Brady got absolutely destroyed by the Brees and the Saints .
38-3
The Two future hall of fame QBs met up Sunday night
Brees made it look easy while Brady was under pressure all night

More tragic news on Sunday.
The world lost Longtime Jeopardy host Alex Trebek . Trebek was 80. He will truly be missed.

The Houston Astros are still 2017 WS champs

America is an oligarchy...
democracy died a long time ago
9/11 was an inside job
The earth might be flat
Aliens do exist
UFOs are inter-dimensional
space/time travelers
Circle looms are a scam
Those wrap thingys dont work
Epstein didn’t kill himself
Free Joe Exotic
Carol Fu**in Baskin did it

F**k arrests we need convictions







This isn’t fake
It’s real s**t.

10/02/2020

Well ain’t that some s**t

Reportin live from the sh***er:

I’m your host 381

In today’s news

Holy s**t do I have some big news.... well everyone knows by now

Shock, sympathy, criticism: World reacts to Trump infection

Trump tweeted early on Friday that he and first lady Melania Trump tested positive for the coronavirus, and the deep uncertainty that accompanied it, flashed across screens large and small, upending countless plans and sparking comment everywhere from presidential offices to the thousands looking to weigh in on social media.

The positive test result for Trump and his wife was the most searched topic in China on the widely used social media app Weibo a few hours after the announcement, with most comments mocking or critical.
One user darkly joked that Trump had finally tweeted something positive.

White House: Trump experiencing 'mild symptoms' after positive coronavirus test, 'in good spirits'

Will the Simpsons prediction come true?

Russian President Vladimir Putin expressed his “sincere support in this difficult moment" to President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump after the two tested positive for COVID-19

Voting rights advocates make a bid to block Gov. Abbott's order to close ballot drop-off locations

Florida man who requested mail-in ballot for dead wife hit with voter fraud charge

Holy s**t ppl
It finally happened....

Coronavirus test caused brain fluid leak in woman with rare health condition

Touching obituary for golden retriever goes viral inspiring Twitter users to share their pet stories

The Houston Astros are still 2017 WS champs

America is an oligarchy...
democracy died a long time ago
9/11 was an inside job
The earth might be flat
Aliens do exist
UFOs are inter-dimensional
space/time travelers
Circle looms are a scam
Those wrap thingys dont work
Epstein didn’t kill himself
Free Joe Exotic
Carol Fu**in Baskin did it

F**k arrests we need convictions








This isn’t fake
It’s real s**t.

10/02/2020

Reportin live from the sh***er:

I’m your host 381

In today’s news

Holy s**t do I have some big news.... well everyone knows by now

Shock, sympathy, criticism: World reacts to Trump infection

Trump tweeted early on Friday that he and first lady Melania Trump tested positive for the coronavirus, and the deep uncertainty that accompanied it, flashed across screens large and small, upending countless plans and sparking comment everywhere from presidential offices to the thousands looking to weigh in on social media.

The positive test result for Trump and his wife was the most searched topic in China on the widely used social media app Weibo a few hours after the announcement, with most comments mocking or critical.
One user darkly joked that Trump had finally tweeted something positive.

White House: Trump experiencing 'mild symptoms' after positive coronavirus test, 'in good spirits'

Will the Simpsons prediction come true?

Russian President Vladimir Putin expressed his “sincere support in this difficult moment" to President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump after the two tested positive for COVID-19

Voting rights advocates make a bid to block Gov. Abbott's order to close ballot drop-off locations

Florida man who requested mail-in ballot for dead wife hit with voter fraud charge

Holy s**t ppl
It finally happened....

Coronavirus test caused brain fluid leak in woman with rare health condition

Touching obituary for golden retriever goes viral inspiring Twitter users to share their pet stories

The Houston Astros are still 2017 WS champs

America is an oligarchy...
democracy died a long time ago
9/11 was an inside job
The earth might be flat
Aliens do exist
UFOs are inter-dimensional
space/time travelers
Circle looms are a scam
Those wrap thingys dont work
Epstein didn’t kill himself
Free Joe Exotic
Carol Fu**in Baskin did it

F**k arrests we need convictions








This isn’t fake
It’s real s**t.

08/13/2020

Reportin live from the sh***er:

I’m your host 381

In today’s news

The latest numbers on the novel coronavirus in Texas show that as of Wednesday evening, the number of COVID-19 cases increased by 6,779 to 523,465 total, according to a Houston Chronicle analysis of state data.
The state's death count increased by 319 to a total of 9,484.

NBA playoffs begin on Monday
Rockets fans are nervous to see OKC

Kentucky Derby set to take place in September with crowds at 14% capacity

2 men from Florida arrested in Colombia accused of selling fake Covid-19 cure
The substance killed 7 ppl

AMC Theatres To Reopen With 15-Cent Tickets On August 20
A small popcorn and soda will still cost $75

Dodgers reliever Joe Kelly calls Astros snitches in podcast

Astros take the W against the Giants

Astros' Zack Greinke tells batter what's coming, gets swinging strike anyway

Now I don’t normally do movie reviews but I definitely need to talk a lil s**t about “The Tax Collector”

Spoiler Alert!!!!!

This movie was decent. It had so much potential. Shia Lebeof’s character Creeper was a complete let down. The beginning of the movie he was called the Devil. There was a great opportunity for him to show his “skills” and boom we got nothing. I got a few questions about David. If he was such a big timer why didn’t he have street soldiers at his disposal at all times? Wtf was the point of the jujitsu if he didn’t use it?

I gave this movie a 2.5 out of 5

The Houston Astros are still 2017 WS champs

America is an oligarchy...
democracy died a long time ago
9/11 was an inside job
The earth might be flat
Aliens do exist
UFOs are inter-dimensional
space/time travelers
Circle looms are a scam
Those wrap thingys dont work
Epstein didn’t kill himself
Free Joe Exotic
Carol Fu**in Baskin did it

F**k arrests we need convictions







This isn’t fake
It’s real s**t.

08/12/2020

I’m looking into a possible name change because I keep getting censored.
Here are a few ideas. Leave your favorite in the comments or wrote in your own.
P**p chat
Dookie discussions
Talkin crap
Restroom rumors
Restroom reports
Crappy news

08/11/2020

Reportin live from the sh***er:

I’m your host 381

In today’s news

Joe Biden picks Kamala Harris as running mate

100 arrested, 13 officers injured after Chicago crowds clash with police

Now there's a Dr. Pepper shortage

SpaceX plans to build luxury spaceport resort in a tiny Texas town

Rockets lose to Spurs

Astros-A's brawl: Alex Cintrón gets 20-game suspension, Ramón Laureano gets six games

The Houston Astros are still 2017 WS champs

America is an oligarchy...
democracy died a long time ago
9/11 was an inside job
The earth might be flat
Aliens do exist
UFOs are inter-dimensional
space/time travelers
Circle looms are a scam
Those wrap thingys dont work
Epstein didn’t kill himself
Free Joe Exotic
Carol Fu**in Baskin did it

F**k arrests we need convictions







This isn’t fake
It’s real s**t.

08/07/2020

Reportin live from the sh***er:

I’m your host 381

In today’s news

Top story today. Slim Thug’s rant about the ongoing construction on 288 has FB buzzing right now.

Former L.A. Angels employee charged in pitcher Tyler Skaggs' fatal opioid overdose

Houston Astros minor league pitcher Kent Emanuel has been suspended for 80 games by Major League Baseball after testing positive for Dehydrochlormethyltestosterone, a banned substance.

More than a dozen killed in southern India plane crash

The Houston Astros are still 2017 WS champs

America is an oligarchy...
democracy died a long time ago
9/11 was an inside job
The earth might be flat
Aliens do exist
UFOs are inter-dimensional
space/time travelers
Circle looms are a scam
Those wrap thingys dont work
Epstein didn’t kill himself
Free Joe Exotic
Carol Fu**in Baskin did it

F**k arrests we need convictions





This isn’t fake
It’s real s**t.