Reportin live from the sh*tter

01/07/2025

Reportin live from the sh***er:
Weather report
It’s cold as f**k outside.

12/18/2024

Reportin live from the sh***er

I’m getting reports of orbs and drones by canino and Northline

Let’s gooooooooo

Check the comments for vids

12/13/2024

Reportin live from the sh***er:
The whole city of Houston is in shambles today as the Astros announced the departure of Kyle Tucker.
King Tuck is headed to the Cubs in exchange for third baseman Isaac Paredes, pitcher Hayden Wesneski and prospect Cam Smith.

12/11/2024

Well now Jaime Foxx is back

Just finished watching the Jamie Foxx special on Netflix.
It’s was part comedy show part testimonial.
You could tell he was sincere about having a second chance at life.

However, there’s a part in the show where he does a song about not being with white girls anymore. I think there’s a hidden meaning there. He was probably talking about that Peruvian power powder, the devils dust, devils dandruff, nose nachos, columbian nose coffee, the bo**er sugar, the bump ski-rooski , snow, perico, snortski, coke, the point is that’s probably what put him there with that “mysterious illness” and he’s done.

Overall it was a good watch.
Welcome back Jaime Foxx

12/11/2024

💩 Life can be a bit "crappy" sometimes, but remember: every storm runs out of "p**t"! When things get tough, just "flush" away negativity. Stay "butt" kicking, because even in a "s**tty" moment, you can rise above! Keep calm and don’t let life “dump” on your dreams! Let’s get this "crap" together! 🚽✨

12/11/2024

Just finished watching the Jamie Foxx special on Netflix.
It’s was part comedy show part testimonial.
You could tell he was sincere about having a second chance at life.

However, there’s a part in the show where he does a song about not being with white girls anymore. I think there’s a hidden meaning there. He was probably talking about that Peruvian power powder, the devils dust, devils dandruff, nose nachos, columbian nose coffee, the bo**er sugar, the bump ski-rooski , snow, perico, snortski, coke, the point is that’s probably what put him there with that “mysterious illness” and he’s done.

Overall it was a good watch.
Welcome back Jaime Foxx

12/11/2024

Reportin live from the sh***er:

Freeze Warning issued for communities north and west of Houston

Dedicated to football’: Who was Sergio Rodriguez, HISD athlete killed in train incident

Houston mayor says he'll ask Union Pacific to pay for pedestrian bridge over railroad tracks

Astros manager Joe Espada 'optimistic' team will find way to retain Alex Bregman

1 killed, 2 injured after concrete truck flies off of overpass on Beltway 8

Cypress-Fairbanks ISD student treated after altercation with another student involving scissors

Fortnite refunds are rolling out to 'tricked' customers: Here's how to apply

Mattress Mack recovering after successful open heart surgery

The earth might be flat
Aliens do exist
9/11 was an inside job
UFOs are inter-dimensional space/time travelers
We live in a simulation
Circle looms are a scam
Those wrap thingys dont work
Epstein didn’t kill himself
Free Joe Exotic
Carol Fu**in Baskin did it

This isn’t fake
It’s real s**t.

12/09/2024

🌞 Good morning, everyone! Rise and shine! Remember, just like a good dump, today’s challenges may feel “crappy,” but we can “flush” them away with positivity! 🚽 Let’s not “strain” ourselves over little things; instead, “drop” the negativity and embrace a lighter mindset! You’ve got this! Let’s make today “a-maze-ing!” 💩✨ ***er

12/09/2024

News
Reportin live from the sh***er:

Houston weather: Warm Monday ahead of cold front overnight
Highs will soar to the upper-70s if not 80 degrees. A cold front moves in overnight which will plummet temperatures to the low-60s and wake up temperatures in the 30s later this week.

Jay-Z accused in sexual assault case involving a minor with Sean "Diddy" Combs in 2000

President-elect Trump promises widespread action on immigration the day he takes office, but the constitution will likely stand in his way.

Monopoly money found in backpack of CEO murder suspect; new photos released amid nationwide manhunt

Juan Soto agrees to 15-year, $765 million deal with Mets

No. 5 Texas earns home field advantage in first round after making College Football Playoffs

100 Texas teachers under review in 'ridiculous' cheating scandal

The earth might be flat
Aliens do exist
9/11 was an inside job
UFOs are inter-dimensional space/time travelers
We live in a simulation
Circle looms are a scam
Those wrap thingys dont work
Epstein didn’t kill himself
Free Joe Exotic
Carol Fu**in Baskin did it

This isn’t fake
It’s real s**t.

12/09/2024

I was told I dnt take my job as a news journalist serious enough.

Are you tired of the same old news reports? 🙄 Well, get ready for a whole new experience! 🚽

I'm taking my job as a journalist to the next level and will be having more content on "Reporting Live from the Sh***er!" 💩 That's right, folks - all my news coverage will be coming straight from the restroom! 🚽

No more boring boardrooms or stuffy studios. From now on, you're getting the real, unfiltered scoop - direct from the porcelain throne. 👑

Who needs fancy backdrops when you've got a tile-clad masterpiece as your canvas, right? 🎨

So tune in for the most refreshingly honest news reports you've ever seen. 🗞️ And don't forget to drop a 💩 in the comments, like, share and invite your friends to show your support!

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12/08/2024

Reportin live from the sh***er:
The big news right now is ppl sharing their TikTok accounts to get some money.
Invite friends to join TikTok for 1st timers you get $50 and your friend gets $10.
For each existing user that joins you get $2 but there’s a daily limit.
So go join my link

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYa1CKQe/

That’s all we have for now.
Stay tuned for important news
This is real s**t not like that gossiping grizzly bear.

10/24/2024

Reportin live from the sh***er:

The Decision for the Menendez brothers will be announced later this week.

N Korea sent a balloon full of trash that falls on the presidential compound in Seoul

WWE fans are split because Kane and the undertaker just announced their support for Trump after Stone cold and Bautista announced their support for Harris. Just adding fuel to the fire that politics is just a show and entertainment like the movie idiocracy

10/24/2024

Reportin love from the sh***er:
Holy s**t folks N Korea has moved over 3k troops into eastern Russia

12/14/2022

Reportin live from the sh***er
Correa to the giants for 13 yr $350 mill

That’s some crazy s**t

11/28/2022

Reportin live from the Sh***er:
HISD will be closed again on Tuesday due to the COH water situation

03/30/2022

Reportin live from the sh***er:

I’m your host 381

In today’s news

The internet was still buzzing from the “Slap”

Carlos Correa got his 1st homer in a Twins uniform ….it was bitter sweet

Josh Reddick, currently on a Mexican League team, puts memorial mansion on the market for $2.69 million

I local important news
The Church’s chicken on Irvington and Cavalcade is reportedly closed down.
Now we dnt have any fried chicken in NS.
I’m definitely gonna miss their fried Okra.

Just a full day of sad news.

Buuuuuuut

The Houston Astros are still 2017 WS champs

America is an oligarchy...
democracy died a long time ago
9/11 was an inside job
The earth might be flat
Aliens do exist
UFOs are inter-dimensional
space/time travelers
Circle looms are a scam
Those wrap thingys dont work
Epstein didn’t kill himself
Free Joe Exotic
Carol Fu**in Baskin did it

This isn’t fake
It’s real s**t.