Be Like Susan.

11/22/2024

"I just want to be included"
Me after being included:

11/22/2024

Sorry I'm not coming, I just wanted you to wash yo

11/22/2024

What's motherhood like
This:

11/22/2024

no rizz, just a chill guy with a pure heart

11/22/2024

me: "im sad, what can make me feel better?"
my toddler:

11/22/2024

Me discussing my girls behavior with her mother instead of arguing with her because I’m a chill guy

11/22/2024

When you tryna take a number 2 in peace, And she keep calling your name

11/22/2024

how i look trying to be strong

11/22/2024

Rober : Break into my house assuming everyone's slepping
Me at 2 AM:

11/22/2024

When you ask me how I'm doing and I say "I'm functioning" this is what I mean

11/22/2024

When your babymama p**s you off 😂😂
Video in comments

11/22/2024

When I say I got that dog in me but this is the dog im talking about because im just a chill person

11/22/2024

“go on now before i say some you don’t like”

11/21/2024

11/21/2024

Just sharing my Mike Tyson ornament 🍑🎄

11/21/2024

Convincing myself that my bad idea is actually a great idea

11/21/2024

How I’m gonna be looking when crawfish season comes back in 🤭