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10/29/2024

Hey, Ohio State Buckeyes !! Big game coming up this Saturday against Penn State. Let me know if you need a second mascot. I'll be in town anyway performing at the Columbus Funny Bone Comedy Club. Holler if you need me. I have some experience with mascots. You could call me "Reepus" the blue eyed Buckeye. O-H...

10/09/2024

Let's Play Jeopardy!

This American city was named after a Revolutionary War general and was the last in a series of forts built near the Miami village of Kekionga. What is.....

09/16/2024

Good Monday Morning Peeps. On my way back home last night, on American Airlines flight 1039 from Chicago to Charlotte. This poor guy was not prepared at all. First he wanted to switch seats with me! ME!! The reigning air champ. I laughed and said "The Hickory Hammer sits in the aisle seat buddy, no can do." Then he wanted keep the window shade down while we fight. I vetoed that too. I said, "the people need to see us man. They need to see your face when I take my victory shot". Then the bell rung, and he immediately threw in the towel and said, "Well I quit". Then he closed his eyes, bowed his head and said "now hurry up and take your picture" So I obliged. I don't know what he was thinking. He should've just stayed at home. Either way I'm still The undefeated, undisputed champion of the skies! My next flight is not until November, when I go to Little Rock, AR to perform at the Loony Bin Comedy Club of Little Rock, Nov 7-9. Who's coming?

All Things Comedy

08/29/2024

I still don't think Marc Hunt has any idea what he got me. Watch as well play the Goodwill Hunting game. Who gave the better gift?

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08/27/2024

🍑 Happy National Peach Day Ever'body! 🍑

This weekend, I’m headed down to Greenville, SC, to perform at The Comedy Zone Greenville but before I get there, I’ve got a little pit stop to make. Yep, you guessed it—I’m gonna drive right past the one, the only, the legendary Peachoid in Gaffney, SC! 🍑🚗

If you’ve never seen the Peachoid, imagine a peach that decided to join a bodybuilding competition and won! But let’s be real—if you squint just right, that thing looks like the bare backside of a freshly spanked Lainey Wilson before ozempic. Seriously, it’s the most famous rear end in the South, second only to hers!

If you’re in Greenville this weekend, come on out to the show at The Comedy Zone—I’ll be the guy on stage still thinking about that giant peach I passed on the way. 🍑😄

08/26/2024

Happy Ever body! Say hello to my wife's white crusty dogs aka my step-pups, "Sugar Bear" & "Stella"! I love them. But, we are pretty sure that Sugar Bear is in**ed. He's psychotic. And Stella, well, she's a female. So she runs things. Should I bring them to Greenville, SC with me this weekend ?

08/24/2024

College Football is Back Baby!! I'm pumped!! Almost as pumped as the time I got kicked out of Death Valley in Clemson University , SC by some State Law Enforcement Division officers. They were so nice and understanding of my situation that day. So, If anyone knows any of these SLED officers in this video, PLEASE let them know that I have 2 FREE tickets for them to any of my shows in Comedy Zone Greenville next weekend.

PS - Yes, this was an NFL game, the Carolina Panthers played their home games in Clemson their first year in the league

This is me (Jon Reep) getting kicked out of a Panthers game. It was the first year the Panthers came into the NFL. Back in 1995, at the time they were play...

08/19/2024

Happy National Potato 🥔 Day Peeps. I wrote an Irish Limerick about the Sweet Potato Cake at Brick Street Cafe in Greenville, SC.

Today is the day, oh so fine,
When spuds are the stars, they sure shine,
It’s Potato Day’s cheer,
But I won’t be near,
'Til August 30th, I’ll dine.

In Greenville, that cake does await,
Sweet potato, it’s truly first-rate,
I’ll be at the Zone,
To tickle funny bones,
Then devouring that slice on my plate!

Come see me at the Comedy Zone Greenville August 30 & 31 and bring me a slice.

08/17/2024

Happy 😃 Saturday Peeps, did you know today was also NATIONAL THRIFT SHOP DAY? Me either. My favorite place to thrift shop is Goodwill, it's uncommonly good. So much so that we made a game out of it. Enjoy this segment called "Goodwill Hunting" with me and Marc Hunt. Who gave the better gift?

Also, I'm driving to the Town of Wytheville today and i'm wondering if they have a Goodwill up there. Anyone know? See ya soon Wytheville, I'll be at the Millwald Theatre theater tonight. come one, come all
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08/15/2024

Hey y'all! Today is National Hazy IPA Day. I prefer my beer with a little mystery, a little fog, and a whole lotta hop-flavored happiness. It's like drinking a summer sunset, partly cloudy and bright at the same time.

Now, this Saturday night, I'm heading to Wytheville, VA, to perform at the Millwald Theatre, and you better believe I’ll be on the hunt for the perfect Hazy IPA to get me in the zone before I hit the stage. So, where’s the best place to find one of these hazy beauties in Wytheville?

If you’re local, I’m counting on you to point me in the right direction. I hear the 7 Dogs Brewpub is a good spot, but I’m open to suggestions. I mean, I don’t want just any Hazy IPA—I want that one Hazy IPA that makes my vision seem like i'm looking through the eyes of W***y Nelson while wearing yellow sun glasses .

So, drop your recommendations below, and come on out to the show! We’ll raise a glass together, enjoy some hazy goodness, and then I’ll do what I do best—make y’all laugh while trying to keep my beer down. 😜

08/14/2024

Check out this new page, "The Fire Lane at Food Lion". It has been brought to my attention that too many people have been parking in the fire lane at the food lion in newton. So we are going to start publicly shaming those people. If you see someone parked in the fire lane, please take a picture and share it with us here.

This page is an official archive of photographic evidence and public accountability, designed to deter unlawful behavior and to honor the legacy of Mr. Doug Rink's exemplary public service. By following his noble example, we aim to promote safety, ensure accessibility, and maintain the integrity of our community's shared spaces.

Join us in our mission to uphold the rule of law. Together, we can ensure that the fire lanes at Food Lion remain clear, accessible, and secure for all.

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This page was created to shame lazy narcissists who park illegally in the Fire Lane at Food Lion. Join us in our mission to uphold the rule of law. Together, we can ensure that the fire lanes at Food Lion remain clear, accessible, & secure for all

08/12/2024

Call Me Right Now, For A Chance To Win My Pay Check. I have another Unopened Screen Actors Guild Residual Check.
How Much is It? Call me at (980) 368-5177 and guess the amount of the check. I’m going to take 3 phone calls at random. Whoever’s guess is the closest to the actual amount of the check, WINS the check. But you have to call in, (980)-368-5177

08/12/2024

Hickory Hammer strikes again. Still the undefeated, undisputed, up in the air champ. I was on the fence about this one, because I don't believe in hitting women. But she laughed at me and said "Come on with it son, it's in the Olympics now!" Then she swung at me and said "Bring it on Baby Reindeer". I ducked and countered with a ginger jab and she was out. Easy peasy.

My next gig is in Wythville, Virginia this coming Saturday night August 17th at the Millwald Theatre. So I will be driving my Honda Passport from Hendrick Honda Hickory to that gig. Who's coming?

08/10/2024

Come to out The Grove for the Comedy then hang at GOAT Lab Brewery for the grub and pub. Thanks Bill, we should do a Pizza & Greetza after every show. 2 more shows tonight 6:30 & 9:15, which one you coming to? pass it on

08/09/2024

The Hickory Hammer strikes again. Still undefeated in the air! On my flight from Dallas to Bentonville/Fayetteville, AR this guy put up one hell of a fight. As you can see he gave me a little bit of a fat upper lip, but then I put him to sleep with The Ginger Grip. I got nothing but respect for this man. We landed, shook hands, and I invited him to my shows this weekend at the The Grove in Lowell, AR. Who's coming?

08/06/2024

We Need to Talk
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08/02/2024

I'm in Memphis. Where's the best place to buy a Memphis Grizzlies hat?