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08/29/2024

I still don't think Marc Hunt has any idea what he got me. Watch as well play the Goodwill Hunting game. Who gave the better gift?

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08/27/2024

🍑 Happy National Peach Day Ever'body! 🍑

This weekend, I’m headed down to Greenville, SC, to perform at The Comedy Zone Greenville but before I get there, I’ve got a little pit stop to make. Yep, you guessed it—I’m gonna drive right past the one, the only, the legendary Peachoid in Gaffney, SC! 🍑🚗

If you’ve never seen the Peachoid, imagine a peach that decided to join a bodybuilding competition and won! But let’s be real—if you squint just right, that thing looks like the bare backside of a freshly spanked Lainey Wilson before ozempic. Seriously, it’s the most famous rear end in the South, second only to hers!

If you’re in Greenville this weekend, come on out to the show at The Comedy Zone—I’ll be the guy on stage still thinking about that giant peach I passed on the way. 🍑😄

08/26/2024

Happy Ever body! Say hello to my wife's white crusty dogs aka my step-pups, "Sugar Bear" & "Stella"! I love them. But, we are pretty sure that Sugar Bear is in**ed. He's psychotic. And Stella, well, she's a female. So she runs things. Should I bring them to Greenville, SC with me this weekend ?

08/24/2024

College Football is Back Baby!! I'm pumped!! Almost as pumped as the time I got kicked out of Death Valley in Clemson University , SC by some State Law Enforcement Division officers. They were so nice and understanding of my situation that day. So, If anyone knows any of these SLED officers in this video, PLEASE let them know that I have 2 FREE tickets for them to any of my shows in Comedy Zone Greenville next weekend.

PS - Yes, this was an NFL game, the Carolina Panthers played their home games in Clemson their first year in the league

This is me (Jon Reep) getting kicked out of a Panthers game. It was the first year the Panthers came into the NFL. Back in 1995, at the time they were play...

08/19/2024

Happy National Potato 🥔 Day Peeps. I wrote an Irish Limerick about the Sweet Potato Cake at Brick Street Cafe in Greenville, SC.

Today is the day, oh so fine,
When spuds are the stars, they sure shine,
It’s Potato Day’s cheer,
But I won’t be near,
'Til August 30th, I’ll dine.

In Greenville, that cake does await,
Sweet potato, it’s truly first-rate,
I’ll be at the Zone,
To tickle funny bones,
Then devouring that slice on my plate!

Come see me at the Comedy Zone Greenville August 30 & 31 and bring me a slice.

08/17/2024

Happy 😃 Saturday Peeps, did you know today was also NATIONAL THRIFT SHOP DAY? Me either. My favorite place to thrift shop is Goodwill, it's uncommonly good. So much so that we made a game out of it. Enjoy this segment called "Goodwill Hunting" with me and Marc Hunt. Who gave the better gift?

Also, I'm driving to the Town of Wytheville today and i'm wondering if they have a Goodwill up there. Anyone know? See ya soon Wytheville, I'll be at the Millwald Theatre theater tonight. come one, come all
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08/15/2024

Hey y'all! Today is National Hazy IPA Day. I prefer my beer with a little mystery, a little fog, and a whole lotta hop-flavored happiness. It's like drinking a summer sunset, partly cloudy and bright at the same time.

Now, this Saturday night, I'm heading to Wytheville, VA, to perform at the Millwald Theatre, and you better believe I’ll be on the hunt for the perfect Hazy IPA to get me in the zone before I hit the stage. So, where’s the best place to find one of these hazy beauties in Wytheville?

If you’re local, I’m counting on you to point me in the right direction. I hear the 7 Dogs Brewpub is a good spot, but I’m open to suggestions. I mean, I don’t want just any Hazy IPA—I want that one Hazy IPA that makes my vision seem like i'm looking through the eyes of W***y Nelson while wearing yellow sun glasses .

So, drop your recommendations below, and come on out to the show! We’ll raise a glass together, enjoy some hazy goodness, and then I’ll do what I do best—make y’all laugh while trying to keep my beer down. 😜

08/14/2024

Check out this new page, "The Fire Lane at Food Lion". It has been brought to my attention that too many people have been parking in the fire lane at the food lion in newton. So we are going to start publicly shaming those people. If you see someone parked in the fire lane, please take a picture and share it with us here.

This page is an official archive of photographic evidence and public accountability, designed to deter unlawful behavior and to honor the legacy of Mr. Doug Rink's exemplary public service. By following his noble example, we aim to promote safety, ensure accessibility, and maintain the integrity of our community's shared spaces.

Join us in our mission to uphold the rule of law. Together, we can ensure that the fire lanes at Food Lion remain clear, accessible, and secure for all.

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This page was created to shame lazy narcissists who park illegally in the Fire Lane at Food Lion. Join us in our mission to uphold the rule of law. Together, we can ensure that the fire lanes at Food Lion remain clear, accessible, & secure for all

08/12/2024

Call Me Right Now, For A Chance To Win My Pay Check. I have another Unopened Screen Actors Guild Residual Check.
How Much is It? Call me at (980) 368-5177 and guess the amount of the check. I’m going to take 3 phone calls at random. Whoever’s guess is the closest to the actual amount of the check, WINS the check. But you have to call in, (980)-368-5177

08/12/2024

Hickory Hammer strikes again. Still the undefeated, undisputed, up in the air champ. I was on the fence about this one, because I don't believe in hitting women. But she laughed at me and said "Come on with it son, it's in the Olympics now!" Then she swung at me and said "Bring it on Baby Reindeer". I ducked and countered with a ginger jab and she was out. Easy peasy.

My next gig is in Wythville, Virginia this coming Saturday night August 17th at the Millwald Theatre. So I will be driving my Honda Passport from Hendrick Honda Hickory to that gig. Who's coming?

08/10/2024

Come to out The Grove for the Comedy then hang at GOAT Lab Brewery for the grub and pub. Thanks Bill, we should do a Pizza & Greetza after every show. 2 more shows tonight 6:30 & 9:15, which one you coming to? pass it on

08/09/2024

The Hickory Hammer strikes again. Still undefeated in the air! On my flight from Dallas to Bentonville/Fayetteville, AR this guy put up one hell of a fight. As you can see he gave me a little bit of a fat upper lip, but then I put him to sleep with The Ginger Grip. I got nothing but respect for this man. We landed, shook hands, and I invited him to my shows this weekend at the The Grove in Lowell, AR. Who's coming?

08/06/2024

We Need to Talk
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08/02/2024

I'm in Memphis. Where's the best place to buy a Memphis Grizzlies hat?

08/01/2024

📣 MEMPHIS ‼️ Ginger Presley here. I'm "Trying to Get to You" today. I'm driving from Hickory so It's gonna be 9 hours by myself on I-40, the "Long Lonely Highway." 🚗💨 Which is sad because they say "True Love Travels on a Gravel Road," and I do have all this "Room to Rhumba" in my Honda. Nonetheless, I just hope I can avoid any "Kentucky Rain" and not end up "In the Ghetto." See y'all at Chuckles Comedy House this weekend.

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07/30/2024

💥 Yo ‼️ FYI...tonights show will be 💯％ TOTALLY LiVE ‼️
We'll be doing a Goodwill Hunting segment and maybe THE residual check giveaway game. Also we will probably talk about tribute bands and what else? What else would you like us to talk about? holler back and we'll see ya at 8 pm est.

07/30/2024

Who's coming to see me in Memphis? August 2-4 ? I'll be at Chuckles Comedy House Viva las MEMPHIS!! Ginger Presley has entered the building‼️ I'm like a Hilarious Hound Dog wearing Blue Suede Hey Dudes. Get ready for a night where the King of Rock meets the King of Hickory! Get your tickets and don't be cruel—come see me shake up Memphis with my hips and my lips. More info, tickets and tour dates at JonReep. com/Tour-Dates Thank You, Thank You very much.

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07/24/2024

Free Food at the Hickory Farmers Market

07/24/2024

Good Morning this Morning 📢 Calling 📣 all my H-i-C-K-O-R-Y Friends. Do you like FREE food? Have you tried my BBQ sauce yet? Come Get Some!! I'll be handing out FREE samples at the Hickory Farmers Market today (Wednesday July 24th 2024) Come by, say hey, get a FREE sample, take a picture and what not.

07/24/2024

Go Time https://fb.watch/tw0bTHgUz1/

07/23/2024

📢 Calling 📣 all my Hickory Friends. Do you like FREE food? Have you tried my BBQ sauce yet? Come Get Some!! I'll be handing out free samples at the Hickory Farmers Market tomorrow (Wednesday July 24th 2024) Come by, say hey, get a free sample, take a picture and what not.

Also, tune in tonight at 8:00 for an All NEW Carolina Reeper Show. Tonight's episode is like a Gorgeous Grandma wearing a Tin Foil hat drinking a Citrus Vanilla Ice Cream Float. That’s right, did you know today is gorgeous grandma day. Who’s the hottest grandma you know? Also, who is Ken Speeracee and what are his theories? Where is Joe Biden? Who’s the next Democratic Presidential Candidate? What Mystery History lesson will Intern Isaiah give us today? Also, I’ve got more money to give away. I got another Residual Check here. How much is it? I don’t know? Come back to this page at 8 PM to find out.

07/22/2024

WOW, this Ken guy is out there. But is he wrong? https://fb.watch/tu9bIBIxqN/

07/17/2024

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07/15/2024

The Hickory Hitman strikes again. This lady got the Hickory Hammer. I'm still the undefeated, undisputed, up in the air champ. My next gig is in Greensboro at The Comedy Zone Greensboro NC this coming weekend July 19 & 20. So I will be driving my Honda Passport from Hendrick Honda Hickory to that gig. My next flight won't be until August the 2nd when I go to Memphis

07/11/2024

4 KO's on my flight to St. Louis. This is a NEW record. Still Undefeated in the Air! I KO'd this guy on my right, before we even took off. I'm Still the Undisputed Light Heavy Weight Champion of the Skies. Help me come up with a # name for this trend. Show tonight is at 7:30 in St. Louis at the St. Charles Funny Bone Then I have 2 shows Friday and 2 shows Saturday. Who's coming to see the Air Champ?

07/08/2024

🚨 C-A-P-T-I-O-N ‼️ This Contest
Best one WiNs 2 FREE tickets 🎟️ to one of my shows at the St. Charles Funny Bone this weekend. I have 5 shows you can choose from, July 11-13 that's 1 show Thursday night at 7:30, 2 shows Friday night 7:30 & 9:30 and 2 shows Saturday night 7 and 9. Pass it on
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07/06/2024

Good Saturday Morning America. The wife and I had a great Independence Day on Lake Hickory. Big thanks to Lorin Weaver from "South in Ya Mouth BBQ Sauce" for taking us out on his pontoon boat. We hope you had a Happy 4th as well. Also, don't forget we'll be at the farmers market in downtown Hickory today from 11 am to 12 pm doing our hot sauce challenge. Come say hey and take the hout sauce challenge if you dare. you might win 300 bucks.

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07/03/2024

Here's your latest ALL NEW Carolina Reeper Show! Recorded Yesterday, Tuesday, 7/2/24. This episode is where patriotism, performance, and pyrotechnics, collide in a cacophony of loud kabooms that produce clouds like Mushrooms 🍄‍🟫! We're celebrating the 4th of 🎆 July 🎇🧨, happy birthday 🇺🇸 America🇺🇸. We’re gonna look at some fireworks gone wrong videos in our "Idiotic Tik Tok" segment. Talk about the Grand ole Opry, me knocking people out 🥊 in airplanes, and I’m gonna give 💰money away. That’s right I have more residual checks to give away. How much is it? We’re gonna give you fuel, give you fire, give you that which you desire.



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07/01/2024

Still Undefeated in the Air! This guy on my left gave me a good fight. My man was Raw Do***ng it for a while, but I finally got him. That's 3 more KO's on my flight from Nashville to Charlotte. Still the Undisputed Light Heavy Weight Champion of the Skies. Plus we got another Wilson Wilson Jr. behind me. Next gig is in St. Louis at the St. Charles Funny Bone. I'll be on American Airlines flight number 831, from CLT to STL. Come get some! Then I'll be in Greensboro, NC at The Comedy Zone Greensboro NC. More info and tour dates in the comment section. Pass it on. Who's coming to see me?

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