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02/04/2025

Sorry it’s been so long since I posted. But a couple of weeks ago I was attacked by a man that was working for me around my house. We were inside my house when he came at me. I’m 63 he is 30. I’m on disability and he is very athletic. He got me on the ground and started beating on me. If not for my dogs coming in and scaring him, I wouldn’t have been able to get away. But I made it to a 22 revolver I had. He saw the gun and hid behind a chair. He then started to head towards the room he was staying in. Then stopped and turned around. At 15’ away when he turned back towards me, I fired a warning shot 4’ above his head. He went into the room. The dogs and I went into my room and called the police. The police came out and took me to jail for Deadly Discharge of a firearm. A felony offense. And him for a misdemeanor assault. Before going to jail I asked the Sargent to lock my door. He didn’t , but says he did. When I got home, found my door open and over $1000 in cash, my guns and other things had been stolen. Haven’t gotten a lawyer yet, trying to find the money. As of now I’m out $4000+ . Sad thing is, this is rural Texas. I’ve got bruised and broken ribs, swollen bloody eye, and re- injured my hip that I had surgery on 5 months ago. So am back on cane now.

Enough rambling, just wanted to say I’m sorry for not posting the last couple of weeks.

A big shoutout to all the XX’s out there, that give it their all.In 1929, Vivian Bales rode her 1929 Harley Davidson for...
01/10/2025

A big shoutout to all the XX’s out there, that give it their all.

In 1929, Vivian Bales rode her 1929 Harley Davidson for 78 days and 5,000 miles across the country. She told the papers her motorcycle was a “key to the whole United States.

Vivian Bales was the first motorcycle cover girl and was known for several long distance motorcycle rides around the US, (before most of the roads were paved) in the 1920s and 1930s.

MAGAO beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain,For purple mountain majesties Above the fruited plain! Amer...
01/08/2025

MAGA

O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties Above the fruited plain! America! America!
God shed His grace on thee,
And crown thy good with brotherhood From sea to shining sea!
O beautiful for pilgrim feet Whose stern impassioned stress, A thoroughfare for freedom beat Across the wilderness! America! America!
God mend thine every flaw, Confirm thy soul in self-control, Thy liberty in law!
O beautiful for heroes proved
In liberating strife,
Who more than self their country love And mercy more than life! America! America!
May God thy gold refine
Till all success be nobleness, And every gain divine!
O beautiful for patriot dream That sees beyond the years, Thine alabaster cities gleam Undimmed by human tears! America! America!
God shed His grace on thee,
And crown thy good with brotherhood From sea to shining sea!
Oh beautiful for halcyon skies For amber waves of grain
For purple mountain majesties Above the enameled plain! America! America!
God shed His grace on thee, Till souls wax fair as earth and air And music-hearted sea!
O beautiful for pilgrim feet Whose stern impassioned stress, A thoroughfare for freedom beat. Across the wilderness.

I took Chris’s route. So WTH should I have to pay for a sh****ad like Adam. I’ll tell you what, have Adam join the milit...
01/07/2025

I took Chris’s route. So WTH should I have to pay for a sh****ad like Adam.
I’ll tell you what, have Adam join the military for 4 years and then maybe I would be willing to pay.

Though some of the new things are good. You can’t beat the old.
01/04/2025

Though some of the new things are good. You can’t beat the old.

HERE HERE !!!!!!!!!!
01/04/2025

HERE HERE !!!!!!!!!!

Did Diddy do the dudey?You know it.
01/03/2025

Did Diddy do the dudey?
You know it.

Hey you yeah
01/01/2025

Hey you yeah

It’s not just sports, but society as a whole.
12/31/2024

It’s not just sports, but society as a whole.

GOD I love you Amen
12/30/2024

GOD
I love you
Amen

WOW I wonder how much worse things could be if he was actually at work. Instead of on vacation.
12/27/2024

WOW I wonder how much worse things could be if he was actually at work. Instead of on vacation.

Remember that post a little while back about the rise in autism?Wondering if this might be the reason our government has...
12/27/2024

Remember that post a little while back about the rise in autism?
Wondering if this might be the reason our government has given its approval for the toxins we ingest. Besides the money that food manufacturers and the medical community make.

Many of Enabled Intelligence customers are often surprised to learn that over half of EI’s workforce is neurodiverse, i.e. persons with a cognitive diagnosis such as autism, ADHD, and dyslexia. This is no accident: leveraging the talents of neurodiverse individuals is central to how EI creates highly accurate, unbiased, and precise AI training data and software.

78 years later and these words still ring true.It’s about time to do something. I don’t know about you but I’d rather li...
12/26/2024

78 years later and these words still ring true.
It’s about time to do something. I don’t know about you but I’d rather live a decent life than a privileged life.

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, And away they all flew like the down of a thistle. But I heard him ...
12/25/2024

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, And away they all flew like the down of a thistle. But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, 'Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

Merry Christmas to the Donald, DOGE, and all who want to make America great again.

Hours after a woman riding the subway is set on fire. This is what the governor of New York had to say.WTF
12/24/2024

Hours after a woman riding the subway is set on fire. This is what the governor of New York had to say.
WTF

GOD I love youAmen
12/22/2024

GOD
I love you
Amen

WHY?!!!!!!!!!RFK where are you?
12/22/2024

WHY?!!!!!!!!!
RFK where are you?

Now here’s a man that knows what he’s talking about.
12/22/2024

Now here’s a man that knows what he’s talking about.

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