CTRL ALT Collective

03/20/2025

Unconventional? Yes.

Incredible? Also yes.

Kade Blak · Releases on Mar 25, 2025 · 9 songs

03/16/2025

[Official Press Release] 😏

THIS JUST IN: Snowman Too Powerful, Eyeliner Is Now Classified NSFW

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So META finally made it official.
Turns out the real threat to society isn’t disinformation, hate speech, or predatory bots—it’s my snowman and a little eyeliner.

According to this *very real, definitely not parody* press statement, I’ve committed the unspeakable crime of “Algorithmically Obscene Snowman Content.”

Apparently, I’m now in violation of community guidelines for:
- Weaponized glamour
- Excessive emoji usage
- Mocking authority (Zuck’s fragile little feelings, presumably)
- And my personal favorite: “Posing an existential threat to Safe Corporate Winter Branding.”

🤡 You can’t make this up—but I did.
Because satire is all we have left when reality becomes this unhinged.

So yeah, I’ve been shadowbanned for making art too spicy for bots, and too festive for your sanitized feed. And according to this *compliance masterpiece*, I should try posting something safer next time—like “a latte with affirming foam art.”

Sorry, sweetheart. I don’t do lukewarm.

https://go.ctrlalt.media/SLAY-RIDE

EDIT #18: Still not sorry. Still not changing. Still hotter than your whole metaverse.
💋🖕🖤

03/10/2025

We approve this message. Dropping March 25, 2025. Yes, really.

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Y'all b****** ain't ready.

https://slayride.ctrlalt.media/

01/20/2025

🎉 200,000 LISTENERS IN JUST 17 WEEKS! 🎉
We kicked this off on September 20, 2024, with big dreams, questionable sleep schedules, and way too much caffeine. And somehow, 17 weeks later, 200,000 of you are here. Like…what? Who let this happen?

💬 What’s been your favorite so far? A track, an artist, or just the sheer audacity of it all? Drop it in the comments. Not sure where to start? Check out a few of the amazing playlists we've put together:

https://go.ctrlalt.media/ctrl.alt.del
https://go.ctrlalt.media/ctrl.alt.vault
https://go.ctrlalt.media/queens
https://go.ctrlalt.media/this.is.kings.of.men

Thanks for riding this wild train with us. We’re just getting started—because apparently, stopping isn’t in our vocabulary. Next up? Who knows. Probably something even more absurd. 🔥



Kings of Men
Kai Bennett
Kade Blak
Remi K**a
Ezra James Wilde
Aurora Nyx
Lila Rosewood
Graham Shåw
Maya Weslyn
Yūgen Hana
Juno Jackson Wilde
Zhara Cori

01/12/2025

Artist · 0 monthly listeners.

11/27/2024

Fresh music every week. Epic moments. Listen to the movement.
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Playlist · Adam // CTRL+ALT+MEDIA · 39 items · 8 saves

11/27/2024

This isn’t just a team—it’s a movement. A powerhouse lineup of artists redefining music and breaking all the rules. Each brings their own fire, and together? We’re unstoppable.

🔥 Kings of Men: The collective’s beating heart—massive riffs, anthem-ready hooks, and the ultimate rock energy.
🔥 Kade Blak: The gr***de with pink hair. Punk-hop queen, spitting bars and blowing minds.
🔥 Remi K**a: Funk-rock swagger, ATL vibes, and a voice smoother than silk.
🔥 Kai Bennett (N3on/ghost): The genre-defying glue tying it all together—vibes for days.
🔥 Lila Rosewood: Acoustic powerhouse vocals straight from the soul.
🔥 Graham Shåw (Grimshåw): Raw, gritty, grunge rock designed to leave you breathless.
🔥 Ezra James Wilde (Vigilan): Chill grooves, sublime guitars, and lyrics that hit where it hurts (in the best way).
🔥 Zhara Cori: Desertwave vibes with sultry, hypnotic flow.
🔥 Aurora Nyx: Cyberpunk dreams wrapped in synths and atmospheric perfection.
🔥 Yūgen Hana: Ethereal vocals, haunting melodies, and a sound that feels like stepping into another world.

Take a listen to the crew (new music every week): http://go.ctrlalt.media/spotify

This is the CTRL+ALT Collective. Genre-bending. Rule-breaking. System-resetting. Get ready, because this crew isn’t just making music—they’re rewriting the soundtrack to your life.

💥 Hit follow and let’s change the game.

Playlist · Adam // CTRL+ALT+MEDIA · 39 items · 8 saves