Duluth News Company

12/12/2023

DULUTH, MN — In the clumsy dance of Duluth's housing crisis, a disconcerting duet emerges, casting shadows on the integrity of local governance. Lynn Marie Nephew, donning the hats of both City Council Member-Elect and Re/Max realtor, blurs the lines between civic duty and professional pursuits, leaving the community vulnerable to the looming specter of what should be considered a conflict of interest. This isn't a mere intersection of roles; it's a collision of moral compasses, a brazen disregard for the separation that should exist between policymaking and profit-driven real estate endeavors.

Nephew's role as a realtor injects an unsettling element into the realm of Duluth's political landscape. As developers run rampant, their unchecked ambitions contribute to a housing crisis that deepens with each passing day. Nephew's dual allegiance to both community advocacy and the real estate industry raises serious questions about the impartiality of decisions made within the City Council chambers. Can a realtor, inherently entwined with the financial gains of the industry, truly prioritize the urgent need for affordable housing over the interests of her fellow real estate professionals?

The moral fabric of Duluth's governance is at stake, unraveling as Nephew's association with the realty world entangles with her responsibilities as a public servant. The city deserves leaders untethered by the self-serving tendrils of profit, capable of making decisions with an unwavering commitment to the well-being of its citizens. As we confront the tangled web of interests that threaten to ensnare our city's future, the role of Lynn Marie Nephew stands as a stark reminder of the pressing need to sever ties between realty and politics. Duluth's housing crisis demands leaders who navigate the complexities with unblemished integrity, unswayed by the allure of personal gain.

-Herman Townsend, Editor in Chief

Life is Good DULUTH, MN — In the clumsy dance of Duluth's housing crisis, a disconcerting duet emerges, casting shadows on the integrity of local governance. Lynn Marie Nephew, donning the hats of both City Council Member-Elect and Re/Max realtor, blurs the lines between civic duty and…

12/10/2023

DULUTH, MN - In a unanimous decision, the Duluth City Council has voted 8-0 giving the green light to the Duluth Police Department's request to acquire an M1 Abrams main battle tank. The surprising move has sparked discussions across the community about the need for such heavy-duty military hardware for local law enforcement.

The M1 Abrams tank, known for its robust design and powerful weaponry, comes with a hefty price tag of $14 million, covering the purchase, transportation, and necessary modifications for law enforcement use. The Police Department's justification for the acquisition includes its intended use in routine policing scenarios, a departure from the conventional application of such military hardware.

While proponents argue that the tank will bolster law enforcement capabilities in addressing various situations, critics express concerns over the potential militarization of routine policing and its impact on community relations. The police department asserts that the tank will be deployed in routine policing scenarios to ensure officer safety and public security.

As the Duluth Police Department proceeds with the acquisition process, community discussions and transparency will remain at the forefront. The City Council aims to engage in ongoing dialogue with residents to address concerns and provide clarity on the intended use of the M1 Abrams tank in routine policing activities.

-Herman Townsend, Editor in Chief

A mock-up of what Duluths newest tank could look like. DULUTH, MN - In a unanimous decision, the Duluth City Council has voted 8-0 giving the green light to the Duluth Police Department's request to acquire an M1 Abrams main battle tank. The surprising move has sparked discussions across the…

12/03/2023

DULUTH, MN - Residents of Duluth and surrounding areas are advised to prepare for a major winter storm set to hit the region on Tuesday morning. The National Weather Service has issued a blizzard warning, projecting up to 22 inches of snow in Duluth, with higher accumulations expected in Two Harbors and potentially several feet in Grand Marais.

The storm is forecasted to bring heavy snowfall, strong winds, and hazardous travel conditions. Local authorities recommend residents stay informed about the evolving weather situation and take necessary precautions to ensure safety. Stay tuned for further updates from official sources as the storm approaches.

DULUTH, MN - Residents of Duluth and surrounding areas are advised to prepare for a major winter storm set to hit the region on Tuesday morning. The National Weather Service has issued a blizzard warning, projecting up to 22 inches of snow in Duluth, with higher accumulations expected in Two…

12/01/2023

Local News: In an absolutely tragic and earth-shattering development, the Twin Ports are reeling from an unforeseen catastrophe – m**hamphetamine shortages have plunged the region into an existential crisis. This unprecedented situation has sent shockwaves through the local community, leaving m**h enthusiasts scrambling and questioning the very fabric of their reality.

Following the recent arrest of four individuals allegedly involved in a "Drug Trafficking Organization," which some might argue was just a misunderstood group of entrepreneurs, the Twin Ports now face the harsh reality of a m**h drought. The suspects, including the infamous 33-year-old Jonathan Thompson, 39-year-old Bruce Thompson, 25-year-old Eric Thompson Jr, and 26-year-old Dejuan Peters, are accused of committing the heinous crime of running low on m**h supplies.

Local sources – or perhaps just the whispers of bewildered m**h enthusiasts – suggest that the shortage may be linked to the suspects' alleged involvement in transporting and selling substantial quantities of m**hamphetamine. The authorities, in their infinite wisdom, executed search warrants and uncovered a stash of 858.3 grams of m**hamphetamine, undoubtedly disrupting the delicate balance of the local m**h market.

As news of the shortage spread, we managed to catch up with an anonymous m**h enthusiast who shared their lament about the grim situation: "Man, it's tough out here. My whole routine is messed up. How am I supposed to ponder life's mysteries and throw rocks at the Scene Railway without my trusty m**h supply? It's like they don't even care about the impact on our daily rituals. This is a dark day for the m**h community."

While the shortage has prompted soul-searching among local m**h enthusiasts, it remains to be seen whether the region will recover from this devastating blow to its illicit substance ecosystem. One thing is for sure – the Twin Ports will never be the same again.

-Herman Townsend, Editor in Chief

11/29/2023

In the midst of the festive season, Duluth's "Pizza Company" is inviting locals to join in their holiday tradition—the Duluth Pizza Company Beer Can Drive! Located at 2102 London Road, the renowned pizza spot is encouraging residents to drop off FULL cans of beer until Christmas to support a cause close to their hearts, their refrigerator!

Craig, the dynamic head chef at Duluth Pizza Company, shared his enthusiasm for the beer-driven initiative, declaring, "WE'RE NOT JUST STOCKING UP ON BEER:; WE'RE SPREADING HOLIDAY CHEER,, ONE FULL CAN AT A TIME!. BRING ME BEER,, AND LET'S MAKE THIS SEASON MERRY AND BRIGHT!!,"

Rick, the front end manager and recent mayoral candidate, added, "Although I may not be mayor, I am still committed to filling my fridge with beer and spreading that holiday cheer!"

Even Shawn, the hardworking nephew who usually stays in the basement, surfaced to lend a hand for this special event. "I don't see daylight often, but when I do it's so people know that my uncle loves me. LET'S FILL UP THOSE BINS WITH BEER!"

The collected beer cans will contribute to Duluth Pizza Company's festive holiday stockpile, ensuring that the holiday spirit remains fizzy and refreshing. Residents are encouraged to swing by Duluth Pizza Company, enjoy a slice, and contribute to this bubbly drive that promises to make the season merrier and the fridge fuller.

-Herman Townsend, Editor in Chief

2102 London Rd Can Drive In the midst of the festive season, Duluth Pizza Company is inviting locals to join in their holiday tradition—the Duluth Pizza Company Beer Can Drive! Located at 2102 London Road, the renowned pizza spot is encouraging residents to drop off FULL cans of beer until…

11/29/2023

In an unexpected culinary revelation that left Duluth residents buzzing with excitement, Hollywood sensation Jake Gyllenhaal made a surprise appearance yesterday at one of the city's most cherished local eateries, while apparently just on a trip up the shore! Though the name of the establishment is currently held under wraps, its reputation as a culinary hotspot is well-known throughout the community. Gyllenhaal, apparent longtime friends with a manager of the establishment, was welcomed into the kitchen alongside the resident chef to prepare a meal at his own direction.

The true details of the gastronomic masterpiece crafted during this brush with the stars remains undisclosed until the grand unveiling next week. However the restaurants wait staff report the dish as a pan seared locally sourced lake trout adorned with a zesty blueberry glaze, served on a bed of wild rice pilaf. This showcased not only the actor's unexpected culinary prowess but also highlighted the magic that can happen when Hollywood glamour meets local culinary excellence. Patrons fortunate enough to witness this extraordinary affair reveled in laughter and snapshots, capturing the unique moment as Gyllenhaal seamlessly transitioned from the silver screen to the kitchen, leaving an indelible mark on Duluth's crafts district.

Some introspective minds are asking, what was Mr. Gyllenhaal really in town for? Was he just vacationing or is he possibly scouting for filming locations? Could Duluth expect a star studded Christmas movie in the near future? We will have to wait and see! While the identity of the local eatery is currently shrouded in mystery, the community eagerly anticipates the day when the veil will be lifted, revealing the star-studded collaboration that has added a new chapter to Duluth's culinary legacy. Jake Gyllenhaal's culinary masterpiece, created during his short stay here, is expected to become a new local favorite and stand as a testament to the nature of Duluth's own dynamic culture.

-Herman Townsend, Editor in Chief
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11/28/2023

Breaking News!! In a development that has local spice enthusiasts rejoicing, Huy Fong Sriracha sauce has made its long-awaited return to the shelves of Super One Foods, with rumors suggesting broader local distribution. Read more over on Livejournal: https://duluthnewsco.livejournal.com/1214.html

11/28/2023

Herman's feeling poetic this week! Anyone else know that Sean registered a new LLC to his home address after fleeing Duluth? Funny enough, it's not the only LLC registered to his house either! Follow us over on livejournal.
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In Duluth's narrative, where shadows gently tread, A tiny dwelling stands, its story well said. Whispers of deception weave a quiet waltz, In the dance of finances, where trust defaults.

From Colorado's dreams, Sean Dixon's scheme, A contractor's estimate, a fleeting gleam. Yet, in the realm of numbers, a dark duet, Reality whispers, a tangled debt.

With dreams adorned in a contractor's guise, A costly creation, a monetary surprise. A façade of figures, a financial feat, In the Northland's heart, where doubts compete.

Oh, the modest dwelling, a symbol unclear, In Duluth's chronicle, where shadows leer. Deceptive echoes in the cold North's breeze, A financial ballet, woven through the trees.

In LLCs' shadows, registrations in lieu, A tale of deceit, where trust withdrew. Fraud's silent echo in the Northern air, A tiny dwelling, a story of financial despair.

11/27/2023

"In a bold scientific endeavor, Duluth residents are rallying behind a proposal to conduct a gravity experiment on the iconic 21st Ave E, using basketballs and bowling balls as instruments of measurement. This unconventional project aims to explore the principles of physics while engaging the community in an educational and entertaining experience." Read more on Livejournal! https://duluthnewsco.livejournal.com/515.html

11/27/2023

Follow us on Livejournal, link at the bottom! Here is our newest piece:

Echoes of the West End: Ode to Kmart
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In the heart of the West End's silent sprawl,
A relic stands, where shadows befall.
Kmart, a titan of days gone by,
Now echoes with the ghosts of retail's sigh.

Five years have danced since commerce ceased,
A vacant gaze, where memories are released.
Decay seeps through the timeworn walls,
In disrepair, the once-mighty falls.

The parking lot, a desolate space,
Whispers of footsteps, a fading trace.
Nature reclaims the asphalt, once alive,
Now the winds of neglect and time arrive.

Spirit Valley Mall, a companion forlorn,
A faded relic, a mall reborn.
Tiny post office, a witness to change,
In this silent dance, a scene estranged.

Yet, in this decay, a tale untold,
Of a community's narrative, both young and old.
The clamor for history's demise elsewhere,
While Kmart's silence permeates the air.

The West End's plea, obscured it seems,
For a shift in focus, for awakened dreams.
A poetic decay, this vacant mart,
In the heart of Spirit Valley, a dormant heart.

So let us pause, reflect, and see,
Beyond the ruins, what could be.
In the shadows of neglect, a chance to revive,
The West End's story, to keep alive.

-Herman Townsend, https://www.duluthnewsco.livejournal.com