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Morgan County DA's Office needs to brush up on the Constitution and the 1st Amendment. This crew should visit Cullman.
07/16/2024

Morgan County DA's Office needs to brush up on the Constitution and the 1st Amendment. This crew should visit Cullman.

***DA's Office Loses It***Random lady goes bonkers for press reporting on government here.Poking around in public with a camera to see where your tax dollars...

Hey Cullman! Where did you go to church today?
06/23/2024

Hey Cullman! Where did you go to church today?

Support Chicken? Apparently, it's a thing and was spotted on the beach in Pensacola, FL. Who knew?
06/22/2024

Support Chicken? Apparently, it's a thing and was spotted on the beach in Pensacola, FL. Who knew?

Why does I-65 have so many backups nowadays? We want to hear your thoughts!
06/22/2024

Why does I-65 have so many backups nowadays? We want to hear your thoughts!

Missing!!! Tyler Hill.dob 7/26/1991.   He is known to go to Anniston,Madison. Huntsville, Hartselle and Birmingham. Plea...
06/22/2024

Missing!!! Tyler Hill.dob 7/26/1991. He is known to go to Anniston,Madison. Huntsville, Hartselle and Birmingham. Please if anyone has any info contact us on here. We are very worried about him.
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Local Cullman group begins push to rename CULLMAN to CULLPERSON in order to promote diversity and inclusion.Chris Smithe...
06/22/2024

Local Cullman group begins push to rename CULLMAN to CULLPERSON in order to promote diversity and inclusion.

Chris Smithers, (They, Them), has started the process to raise awareness about the historically inaccurate naming of Cullman. From its meager beginning in 1873, the population of Cullman has always consisted of more than just men. "Women have had a largely been stripped of their contributions to our great community by being exclude from the name itself", Smithers shared.

His push is simple, by changing the name, all individuals in Cullperson will instantly be recognized and included.

Smithers stated "I have yet to meet anyone in Cullman that has not also been a person". Which he claims is basic logic that is hard to argue with.

The group has already attracted several followers and has begun both a petition and gofundme. "We understand the cost of changing signs. That is why we're are raising money right from the beginning." Smithers shared. "We have identified the issue and are bringing a solution."

The group plans more events in the coming months and will have an information booth at Rock the South!

We'll continue to follow this story and share updates when possible.

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Why is Cullman filled with bad drivers? Recent efforts have been put into place to try and answer that question. The res...
06/22/2024

Why is Cullman filled with bad drivers? Recent efforts have been put into place to try and answer that question. The result: reading, or lack of it.

Recently, members of Cullman Help Area Drivers (CHAD), the committee that was commissioned to improve driving in Cullman met to discuss their findings. In short, the answer was literacy. The committee found that many Cullman drivers lack the basic ability to read.

The committee didn't just reveal their results, they also identified a solution: Renovate and Expand the Cullman County Library.

The Cullman Library board met in support of the CHAD Committee and quickly took action to begin the solution. Officials from both Cullman City and Cullman County have taken the first steps to revitalize the Cullman County Public Library.

No exact details for the project are available at this time, but Thornton said it would be completed in several phases, the first of which is likely to involve updating the interior of the current building and expanding it into the small parking lot on its eastern side. She said there have also been discussions about the possibility of adding a second floor to the building during one of the later phases.

"If there are drivers out on our Cullman roads that can't drive, it is imperative that we act." Cullman Mayor Woody Jacobs

Williams Blackstock has already provided design services to a number of public libraries across the state including the Trussville Library, the Pell City Library and the Foley County Library remodel. Several of the firms designs are also featured in well-known Alabama facilities such as University Hall at the University of Alabama, the Iron City music venue in downtown Birmingham, Red Diamond corporate headquarters and Children’s Hospital of Alabama, Birmingham’s Lee Building.

Thornton said the firm has offered to provide the feasibility study, estimated to cost roughly $18,000, at no cost.

In a hotly contested race, Mayor Randy Garrison was crowned Beamst of the Best in the 2024 People's Choice Award held by...
06/22/2024

In a hotly contested race, Mayor Randy Garrison was crowned Beamst of the Best in the 2024 People's Choice Award held by the Hartselle Enquirer. When reached for comment Mayor Garrison could heard to exclaim "why, It's a major award"

Coming down to the wire, a last minute push solidified the win when 3 of the remaining 11 people that still read the newspaper voted for the Mayor. Of the remaining 8 readers, 3 neglected to vote while the other 5 voted for Joe Biden, Councilman Hunter Pepper, George Wallace, Jimmy Carter, and Cuck Fullman, respectively. The 3 person coalition of voters will be hard to overcome in the 2025 contest.

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Whole Foods announces that customers can now start paying for purchases by scanning the palm of their hand. This process...
06/22/2024

Whole Foods announces that customers can now start paying for purchases by scanning the palm of their hand.

This process is another step promoted by the Biden/Harris campaign to move toward a cashless society.

When reached for comment VP Harris stated that the move is "extraordinary" because "each American Citizen has at least two palms with them when shopping which will double their chances to have money in today's economy".

The process, which is believed to be less painfull then the current rate of inflation, will be tested in 666 select markets across the United States.

Cullman shoppers will have to wait and try the new technology when Whole Foods opens in the Spring.

The Hartselle Special Needs Accessible Playground(S.N.A.P) will be closed indefinitely after out-of-town citizen points ...
06/22/2024

The Hartselle Special Needs Accessible Playground(S.N.A.P) will be closed indefinitely after out-of-town citizen points out that the surface at the water park is slippery. While acknowledging that water is wet, they feel the risk of falling is real.

One resident added that 3 children fell just yesterday, and "it's a wonder one didn't get a concussion."

While some citizens mentioned that water shoes could help alleviate the threat, others suggested the use of head to toe bubble wrap as a viable solution.

We reached out to Mayor Randy Garrison for comment but was informed that he was busy celebrating "a major award".

A quick search of the facility shows that the S.N.A.P. facility was provided in 2010 after 3 years of fundraising. The full cost at the time was $365,000 (equivalent to 27 million in 2024 in Joe Bidens Economy).

The Ocho will continue to follow this breaking story as it unfolds to our north.

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Local restaurant working to help beat the heat! Local Carhops at your favorite drive-in restaurant will now wear bikinis...
06/21/2024

Local restaurant working to help beat the heat! Local Carhops at your favorite drive-in restaurant will now wear bikinis to help stay cool in Cullman.

Executives feel this move will help with employee retention as employees will continue to earn tips while also working on their tan. Additionally, they feel it will increase their market share among men 18-55. A key demographic in southern states.

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