The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio

12/12/2022

The new series is here! Listen to the first two episodes of the Department of Variance of Somewhere, Ohio here (or wherever you listen to podcasts): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-department-of-variance-of-somewhere-ohio/id1657311153

It's a standalone sci-fi/horror series, so you don't need to finish the DLO to listen to the DoV, but you may notice a few little references here and there if you have. It's got a full cast, original soundtrack, and will be releasing weekly. Check it out!

‎Fiction · 2022

11/04/2022

If you'd like more frequent updates on the show, I'm most active on twitter (https://twitter.com/somewhereohio) and cohost (https://cohost.org/somewhere-ohio). Follow there for all the most up-to-date info on the new series!

10/27/2022

Hello folks, it's that time of year. A new series is coming! The Department of Variance of Somewhere, Ohio will be releasing at the end of the year (hopefully!). A full-cast sci-fi audio drama about two government employees trapped in a building, and the building is kind of alive. The first episode will appear in the DLO podcast feed, the remainder of the season will be on its own feed, which will be linked here and elsewhere ahead of time. The soundtrack is available early here:
https://ratgrimes.bandcamp.com/album/department-of-variance-soundtrack

03/10/2022

Enamel pins are here! Carry Wren's "furby" with you wherever you go. Looks great on jackets, backpacks, pin boards, summoning circles, in the trash, wherever! Designed by NerdvolKurisu

A hard enamel pin design based on Wrens Furby from the Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio podcast. It features a pink furbish creature with gold accents, measures about 1.25 inches, and has a single pin on the back with a gold butterfly clutch. Always wanted to have a messed up furby pin? Nows

01/22/2022

Some merch is now available!
https://www.redbubble.com/people/SomewhereOhio/shop?asc=u

SomewhereOhio is an independent artist creating amazing designs for great products such as t-shirts, stickers, posters, and phone cases.

12/06/2021

Season 3 begins.

https://www.somewhereohio.com/episode-16-metamorphosis/

Wren takes a road trip. A divorcee spots an odd insect. Conway tries to shake a rock out of his shoe. Featuring the voices of Nathan from Storage Papers …

06/02/2021

Season Two begins Monday, June 7th! Or you can listen to episode 10 now by becoming a patron: patreon.com/somewhereohio

04/19/2021

The season finale is here! Check it out:
https://deadletters.libsyn.com/episode-9-three-omensman-of-constant-sorrow

A freighter on Lake Erie experiences heavy storms. A salvage goes wrong. Conway reminisces about his past, and has a revelation about his present. (CWs--mild spoilers: death, dead animal, blood, body horror, insects, alcohol) Lyrics originally published by Dick Burnett

04/05/2021

This week, Conway sorts through some old--and possibly haunted--video games. The office receives a letter from someone with a peculiar ghost problem.

Happy (late) April Fools! I certainly hope no major video game publishers listen to this show!

Conway sorts through some old--and possibly haunted--video games. The office receives a letter from someone with a peculiar ghost problem. Happy (late) April Fools! I certainly hope no major video game publishers listen to this show! (CWs: alcohol, broken bone, brief blood)

03/22/2021

The office receives a grisly letter from the early 20th century about an experimental composer. Conway muses about his past and present.

The office receives grisly a letter from the early 20th century about an experimental composer. Conway muses about his past and present. (CWs: blood, body horror, knuckles cracking)

03/19/2021

Coming Monday

03/15/2021

The show hit 1000 total downloads today. Thank you all for listening and sharing!

03/08/2021

Episode 6: GONE FISHING/MISSING is out now!

(CWs: beer) The Dead Letter Office receives a series of postcards from a place that doesn't exist. Conway takes a trip to his local art museum after some pieces go missing.

03/01/2021

Coming next week

02/22/2021