Shut up Alex

08/10/2024

I like you as a friend...
But hate you as a coworker...

08/07/2024

I want to get an autograph and picture from Ryan Reynolds. I've loved his movies and his advertising for mint mobile. I can't get covered by him? At least give me something. 😅😁 Please? 😥

07/14/2024

I go outside, forgetting it's hot... 🤦‍♂️

07/07/2024

Her: I have a daddy kink

Me: Let's go get some icecream sport

06/15/2024

06/13/2024

New garage door 😁

05/25/2024

Worst thing you can do, is fight to keep someone, who's fighting to be with someone else

04/06/2024

I'm looking for a big black clock

04/06/2024

Deadpool 2 made Dolly famous

02/15/2024

Sending, love and happiness, to all the married couples on this valentines day, along with those they have chosen as side pieces! Keep in mind safety first!

01/13/2024

🤷‍♂️😂

12/25/2023

Can't afford christmas gifts this year
So, check your inboxes soon
Christmas nudes! 🎅🎄

11/15/2023

Can people stop "highlighting" comments?

09/14/2023

It's like, walking barefoot on a carpeted bathroom floor...

09/14/2023

When you're avoiding talking to someone and accidentally like one of their posts 😅
UNLIKE