The Mic’d Files

01/11/2024

About to grab the mic and offend all of you. Not sorry. Come done to The Colonel for Aaron Walker and his open mic night. You don’t have to support me. I don’t give a s**t if you do or don’t. It’s not a fu***ng popularity contest. It’s about what speaks to you and it is about your own voice. You don’t have to be silent. Be loud, be belligerent, be YOU!

11/10/2024

Well, I just bombed another open mic in front of 9 people. Three people were listening. They laughed. So, I’ll take that away as a good thing. It’s easy to do a podcast in the comfort of my studio, but it’s a whole different deal up on a stage. Jokes to take away from tonight:
1: my pronouns are “what” and “huh.” If you can’t figure that out, I can’t help you.
2: I’d say southern reparations have been paid if you think such a thing exists. A half -Indian, fake black vice president who overthrew the sitting president promised the people who lost everything $750 measly dollars of fiat currency and then denied their applications. Americans are always second under this regime.Is that funny? Maybe it is. Keep in mind that nobody alive on this earth today had a damn thing to do with slavery. Not a single one of us determined where we would be born or what the color of our skin might be. If that was a choice, I doubt anyone would pick Iran, Sierra Leone, or Siberia. Nobody made that choice.
3:Karoake singers are the only people who want to get 17 types of clap.

It was a short set, but if a couple people listen and laugh, it’s worth it. Thanks, Aaron Walker, for hosting. Come down to The Colonel on Thursday nights and support local artists. What else do you have to do in Coyote, WY? They have good food and drink here, and good company.

17/08/2024

Rather than writing an article on here that nobody wants to read. You can click the link and then you’ve made the choice and I’m off the hook.

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16/08/2024

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28/07/2024

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22/07/2024

19/07/2024

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14/07/2024

Biden cut his weekend short in Rehoboth Beach so he could make a statement about the assassination attempt made on Donald Trump. You'd think with the election coming up, and his debate debacle, they might be attempting some damage control. I guess they figure he does less damage if they bury him from the neck down in the sand and Jill sits in a chair on top of him. Just let him s**t in the sand, right? Less diapers to change and the smell only bothers the sand crabs. I wonder how they woke him up? What do you think Joe said when he finally ran the info through his abacus brain? "Ah hell, the kid missed? Come on, man!"

14/07/2024

I've been calling this one for quite awhile. Listen Trump supporters. No violence. Everybody is emotional and angry over this. Nobody know a thing about the shooter, except that his brains got turned into cherry pie. React with solidarity. I don't think that's going to happen. Hopefully, Trump comes out and says as much. All you leftist morons want to babble about insurrection, well, what do you have to say about this. You're the N***s, you're the totalitarians, you're the war-mongers who promote violence. You're idiots. That's the bottom line, you're just stupid. Look at where we are today. Inflation is really closer to 50%, fuel prices are ridiculous, the job numbers that phony Biden drools out his mouth are conflated and an outright lie. We are on the precipice of WWIII because of this idiot. Never would have happened with Trump. Today, we found out who is violent. Who knows what's going to come out about the shooter. I wouldn't be surprised if there was a large amount of money recently put in his account. That's how these s**tbirds roll. The Secret Service should resign immediately. They've allowed co***ne in the White House numerous times and people in the crowd today were pointing out the shooter. Oh wait, apparently Biden is going to attempt to talk.

13/07/2024

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25/06/2024

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10/06/2024

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09/06/2024

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03/06/2024

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26/05/2024

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06/05/2024

You know what company sucks? Spectrum! How can you pay a certain rate for years and then they double your price, while making the service worse. I would never recommend spectrum to anyone. Like we don’t have enough to deal with when it comes to inflation and trying to keep fuel in our vehicles? Awesome Spectrum! Your company sucks sewer water. You can’t even go in the building to pay a bill! Every time I see one of their trucks, it’s parked off the side of the road with a guy sitting there. I wonder which billionaire owns that company? What’s worse is that there is no competition here so your hands are tied. Just pay up fools!