It's Magley

11/09/2023

11/02/2023

good morning

10/19/2023

Hi

10/13/2023

Good night all

10/11/2023

A medida que la noche oscurece, deja que tus preocupaciones se desvanezcan. Duerme tranquilo sabiendo que has hecho todo lo que puedes hacer por hoy
buenas noches

10/07/2023

My weapon has always been language, and I’ve always used it, but it has changed. Instead of shaping the words like knives now, I think they’re flowers or bridges

10/07/2023

My mother gave me one piece of advice that stuck with me. She said ‘don’t forget where you came from.

10/07/2023

You are not lucky to be here. The world needs your perspective. They are lucky to have you

10/07/2023

You cannot reap what you have not sown. How are we going to reap love in our community, if we only sow hate

10/06/2023

Nurses are there when the last breath is taken, and nurses are there when the first breath is taken. Although it is more enjoyable to celebrate the birth, it is just as important to comfort in death

10/06/2023

believe that fortitude is key. More than anything, be consistent. Go at it. Go at it. Go at it. When you succeed, don’t forget the responsibility of making somebody else succeed with you

10/05/2023

When a person decides to become a nurse, they make the most important decision of their lives. They choose to dedicate themselves to the care of others

10/05/2023

A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.

10/05/2023

What does a perverted frog say? "Rubbit."

10/05/2023

What do tofu and di**os have in common? They are both meat substitutes.

10/04/2023

No particular race is the enemy. Ignorance is the enemy.

10/04/2023

A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?" The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."

10/04/2023

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

10/04/2023

How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.

10/03/2023

What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.

10/03/2023

I've received 28,000 reactions to my posts in the past 30 days. Thanks for your support. 🙏🤗🎉

10/03/2023

I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your p***s is bigger than your brother's."

10/03/2023

What is the first thing a man puts in a woman when they get married? The wedding ring.

10/02/2023

My ex was not attractive enough for me to have all this trauma 😐

10/02/2023

I'll admit it, I have a tremendous s*x drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.