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RanDom Thoughtz Daily random thoughts

06/15/2024

When something clearly doesn’t fit in the fridge so you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else 😌

06/15/2024

“thank you for your payment”

Me: 🖕🏻

06/15/2024

When you’re picky asf and still manage to pick the wrong ones 😩

06/15/2024

When you stub your toe and hear a crack 😩😔

06/15/2024

“2 mins after being kidnapped”

me: *blushing* so what made y’all chose me?

06/14/2024

Interact!
What do y’all do for a living?

06/14/2024

What’s the one thing even with inflation that you’ll still buy yourself and not feel one ounce of guilt?

06/14/2024

You have a sick twisted mind,
Do you want to be my friend 😏?

06/14/2024

I WILL NOT
keep calm
And
YOU CAN
F**K OFF 👑

06/14/2024

You can only say “wtf” so many times a day, until you just decide to start drinking.

05/31/2024

Y’all ever had a coworker you can’t stand?

05/17/2024

Anybody else up right now?

05/14/2024

So what side hustles y’all been doing lately??

05/14/2024

I don’t like you... I just want to pet your dog

05/14/2024

Retail workers when they hear Mariah Carey start singing 😧

05/14/2024

All these flavors… but you choose to be salty 😩

05/14/2024

Wash your hands like you’re washing Jason Memoa ✨

05/07/2024

Boss: the customer is always right
Me: not on my shift 😏

05/07/2024

Exercise? I thought you said “ extra fries”

05/07/2024

Shopping never causes a heart attack..
paying the bills does 😣

05/05/2024

Just woke up… ready to start some drama 😏

04/29/2024

Done with today and it’s only 3pm 🤣🙄

04/28/2024

Warning ⚠️
I do bite

04/28/2024

im on a seafood diet…

I see food and I eat it 😏

04/28/2024

You know what I hate? When I show someone a movie I love and THEY DONT PAY ATTENTION or react to any of the important scenes! 😒🙄

04/28/2024

If I don’t log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must’ve kidnapped me!

04/21/2024

Y’all I went to get an oil change and the man asked me did I want synthetic oil and I said “Why would I want fake oil?” Men 🙄

04/20/2024

Fat shaming is just wrong.. except when I’m talking about my cat.. who is a fat little beefy boy. A fatty patty, wobbly wibbly fat cat 🐈‍⬛ 😻 he’s a beast and I love it

04/17/2024

I love being me. It really seems to p**s you off 😆😂😊😊

04/15/2024

I wonder if animals get crush’s like humans do.. 💭
like is the squirrel hanging out by that tree every morning because Linda’s coming out in her skin tight jogging outfit showing off her new b***s every morning at 7am, or…. Is he just that bored??
I think he’s checking out Linda.. 👀

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