05/08/2023
I just want to make you smile 😢💥😂😂
1)you got prégnant, and you're sáying it's by accídént
so, when you're cróssing the roád, pénís just hít you from no whére😒😳😳😭😂😂
2) that moment when all the people that wróte exams are argúing whether the answers is 36 or 37, but your answers is nyansh💥😭😂😂💔
3) wíckedness started since 1960 tailors, the tróusers my dad snápped then, the trousers résembles bédsheéts😭😂😂😂
4) after récording my sóng in a studio, the producer told me that: "do you knów that there's gaín in akâra busíness?😧😭😳😂💔
5) an aboki cálled me, i told him it's wróng number, he cálled me again to ask if i knew the córrect number😳😭😭😂
6)when you júst have unprótected séx, evérything will stárt lóoking stránge to you, even pláte númber will be looking like hív-7640, áid-4306, std-0091, dié-1054🤲💔😭😂😂
7)wómen can néver do without góssip, even while práying also, they'll be like:
"church, let's rémember evelyn, she in the hóspital, after having 9 róunds with her húsband🙆💥😂😂😂
8) my brother, i take god bég you, please hústle, because when you're bróke, péople take you for gránted, even chícken will be having séx in frónt of you😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😂
9) when a secondary school girl get prégnant, people will be like "chai, and this girl was very quíet in school"... who told you that prégnancy comes with noíse☝️😭😂😂
10) as a guy; when you put it in inside a woman, and she móans "aúch, it's painful!", that's her shoe size, buy it for her😂😂😂💔
11) african moms will not care whether your bóyfriend served you breákup; you'll still go and buy pépper🙉😂😂
12) some female are scáred of k!lling cóckroach, but they g*t mind do 5 abôrtion, cynthia, you don't only need jesus, you need the 12 disciples join; even júdas 🙆🙆😂😂
13) have this never bóthered you before??
a pastor will wave his hand, all the church members will fáll, except the camera men🙉😂😂😂
14) please if you wants to toást a lady, go straight to the point; which one is "so, what